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Bill

On Thu, 02 Jun 2011 02:08:41 -0400, Bill wrote:

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They obviously read the Wreck, don't they?

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Remember, in an emergency, dial 1911.

It's "pena burr" !

Peanut butter makes your tongue stick to the top of your mouth. With
your tongue against the top of your mouth, pronounce "peanut butter".

Sonny

Bill wrote:
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Here's my tip: If you're making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, put
peanut butter on both slices of bread before adding the jelly.

So doing "jelly-proofs" the bread so it doesn't get all soggy by lunchtime.

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Bill wrote:
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Here's my tip: If you're making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich,
put peanut butter on both slices of bread before adding the jelly.

So doing "jelly-proofs" the bread so it doesn't get all soggy by
lunchtime.




Well, on my sample earlier today I didn't experience any soggy bread.
Since the sandwich was made just before lunchtime, I doubt there was time
for sandwich to be soggy.

Since we sometimes share recipies here, here's mine:
Bread (anything'll do)
Peanut butter (smooth is great, but crunchy works as well)
Jelly, Jam, or preserves, whatever you have (any flavor)

Suspend jelly and peanut butter in anti-gravity field so it spreads out
in an even layer. Place a slice of bread directly under and over the
peanut butter and jelly combination and turn off anti-gravity field.
Catch sandwich with plate before it hits the counter and falls on the
floor. Enjoy!

Obligatory Woodworking content: I made the sandwich shortly after the
final jointing of pieces I got from a pallet. Most of it was just ok,
but one piece looks spectacular and might be worth the effort of
disassembling the pallet.

Puckdropper