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The Corpus Christi , Texas Police Department reports finding a man's body
in the Nueces River near Labonte Park . The dead man's name will not be
released until his family has been notified.

The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption. He was
wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, a
strap-on dildo, purple lipstick, and an Obama for President in 2008
t-shirt. He also had a cucumber in his rectum.

The police removed the Obama t-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary
embarrassment.


In spite of what we sometimes think, the Police do care!!



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Sounds like one of the republican politicos down there. probably try to
leave the county .

"ChairMan" wrote in message
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News Item:



The Corpus Christi , Texas Police Department reports finding a man's body
in the Nueces River near Labonte Park . The dead man's name will not be
released until his family has been notified.

The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption. He was
wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, a
strap-on dildo, purple lipstick, and an Obama for President in 2008
t-shirt. He also had a cucumber in his rectum.

The police removed the Obama t-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary
embarrassment.


In spite of what we sometimes think, the Police do care!!



--

Never Forget
http://www.gunstuff.com/america-attacked.html

In article , Stuart wrote:
In article ,
ChairMan wrote:
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Reminds me of a tale a friend of mine, Steve, who is IT support in a large
hospital near here, once told me.

He was down in casulty doing some work when one of the doctors indicatated
him to come over. He showed Steve an X-ray and asked Steve what he thought
an object was. Steve looked at it for a moment and decided it was the end
cap and pins off a florescent tube. The doctor nodded. Apparantly some
woman had decided the tube was the perfect shape and when she got really
excited the tube broke inside her.

I suspect alcohol may have been involved...

On Fri, 29 Jan 2010 16:27:28 +0000 (GMT), Stuart
wrote:

In article ,
ChairMan wrote:
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Reminds me of a tale a friend of mine.....

My sister works a major hospital. She told a story of a woman driving
up to the emrgency room entrance, dragging a man out of the car, and
leaving him on the curb. They got him inside, and found a
straightened coat hanger sticking out of his anus, and stuck there.

X-Rays revealed a coke bottle stuffed up there, open end first, with a
hook on the end of the coat hanger engaged over the lip of the bottle.

Apparently, SOMEHOW the bottle got in there, got stuck, and they tried
to use a coat hanger to retrieve it.

Afterall, it was $0.05 for the refund.

-Zz

"ChairMan" wrote in message
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News Item:



The Corpus Christi , Texas Police Department reports finding a man's body
in the Nueces River near Labonte Park . The dead man's name will not be
released until his family has been notified.

The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption. He was
wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, a
strap-on dildo, purple lipstick, and an Obama for President in 2008
t-shirt. He also had a cucumber in his rectum.

The police removed the Obama t-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary
embarrassment.


In spite of what we sometimes think, the Police do care!!

Geez, sounds like Larry Craig finally sold the farm. I wonder if any
prominent Republicans will come to his funeral?

In article ,
Doug Miller wrote:
In article , Stuart wrote:
In article ,
ChairMan wrote:
News Item:

Reminds me of a tale a friend of mine, Steve, who is IT support in a large
hospital near here, once told me.

He was down in casulty doing some work when one of the doctors indicatated
him to come over. He showed Steve an X-ray and asked Steve what he thought
an object was. Steve looked at it for a moment and decided it was the end
cap and pins off a florescent tube. The doctor nodded. Apparantly some
woman had decided the tube was the perfect shape and when she got really
excited the tube broke inside her.

I suspect alcohol may have been involved...

I think it's safe to say she was 'lit up'.