This one is making the rounds again, and I still like it. Janet Reno was the subject the last time
I heard it.....



Nancy Pelosi was touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car. Suddenly, a cow jumps out into
the road, they hit it full on, and the car comes to a stop.*Nancy,* in her usual charming manner,
says to the chauffeur: 'You get out and check - you were driving.'*

The chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead but it was old.*

'You were driving; go and tell the farmer,' says*Nancy.*

Two hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face.*
'My God, what happened to you?' asks*Nancy.
*
The chauffeur replies: 'When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky, the wife
gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me.'
*
'What on earth did you say?' asks*Nancy.

'I just knocked on the door and when it was answered, I said to them: 'I'm Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur,
and I've just killed the old cow.'*



Regards,
Roy