On Jun 17, 12:02*am, wrote:
Who is cooler...Vanilla Ice or MC Hammer?

MC Hammer:
- is black
- wears huge pants
- does the typewriter dance better then anyone
- says "propa'" instead of "proper"
- blew tens of millions of $ in a few years

Vanilla Ice:
- shaves his eyebrows
- starred in a hit movie with popular petition
(http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/coolasicebluray)
- banged Madonna
- says "yep yep" instead of "yes" or "sure"

I'll go with Ice - while he refuses to update his act - as presented
on one of the reality shows - he had enough sense to still have $2
Million in the bank.