This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over
100%.

How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that WhileHard work and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the
Bull**** and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:
What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over
100%.
How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that WhileHard work and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the
Bull**** and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.



JOAT
10 Out Of 10 Terrorists Prefer Hillary For President
- Bumper Sticker
I don't have a problem with a woman president - just not Hillary.

Well, pushed the wrong button that time. LOL

Fri, Jan 25, 2008, 3:52pm (EST+5) From:
(Leon)
snip We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to
give over 100%. snip

Every time I've heard that one it was always from someone who
didn't figure on doing ANY of the work.

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
snip

No, hat one always means that person is just overloaded with
bull****.

The one that always amazed me is when the boss would come out and
issue a "challenge", trying to get extra work done, but not pay overtime
for it. Never have seen a boss contributing.

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that WhileHard work and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the
Bull**** and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

Too often true. Which is one reason the plant of my next to last
job closed. LOL



JOAT
10 Out Of 10 Terrorists Prefer Hillary For President
- Bumper Sticker
I don't have a problem with a woman president - just not Hillary.

"Leon" wrote
[snip]

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

I had a boss once who decided, when upper management demanded
110% from all salaried employees, that it meant 44 hours per week.
When we proposed cutting back to that he was amused but said no.

Art
I'd love working 24/7 - 24 hours per week / 7 months a year.

Artemus wrote:
"Leon" wrote
[snip]

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

I had a boss once who decided, when upper management demanded
110% from all salaried employees, that it meant 44 hours per week.
When we proposed cutting back to that he was amused but said no.

I had one who wanted us to "get everything done", and anytime we did
he gave us more. He was never there at 2 AM though. Same guy thought
that when we went to a customer site (like the Lockheed Skunk Works)
we should "wander around". Of course he never went on any of those
trips and never saw the singularly humorless heavily armed individuals
whose job it was to prevent persons such as ourselves from doing such
things. One time he finally did go on a trip. He monopolized the
morning half of the meeting then had to take a pit stop. While he was
out of the room the project manager from Boeing said "Who _is_ that
asshole, anyway", to which our engineering manager replied "Sorry,
he's my boss, I can't do anything about him". Then there was much
commotion down the hall--seems that he'd decided to try to "wander
around" into an area that required serious clearances and those
humorless men had taken exception to his antics. While our
engineering manager couldn't do anything about him the Boeing guy (and
whatever agency he had apparently attepted to invade without
invitation or clearance) most assuredly could. He ended up spending
the night in a Federal holding cell and lost every clearance that he
had ever held. They decided not to press charges though.


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"Maxwell Lol" wrote in message
...
"Leon" writes:

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

And then there is the phrase
"Save up to 20%.... and more!!!!"

Yeah my favorite and similar, Save 25 to 15% or more.