I'm an executioner and I have to execute a few
very bad boys and girls.

I can't use an axe to chop off their heads, because
I have arthritis, so I'll need a guillotine.

How can I build a guillotine???

Please help me to execute these bad boys and bad
girls and I'll give you a head of your choice!!!

Deal???

Go somewhere else if you want to give head.

B.

and I'll give you a head of your choice!!!



YOURS.

jc

Fri, Sep 28, 2007, 9:19pm (Buddy*Matlosz) did
say:
Go somewhere else if you want to give head.

Thus posting on:
rec.woodworking, alt.sex.necrophilia, abg.mampf

You just replied to a cross-posting troll. Damn trolls.



JOAT
What is life without challenge and a constant stream of new
humiliations?
- Peter Egan

Haven't seen this guy here in a long time. He also does these kind of
provocative trolls over on the rec.boats ng's. Things must get boring over
on the necrophilia site from time to time.

Tom

On Sep 28, 9:02 pm, Victor Smootbank wrote:
I'm an executioner and I have to execute a few
very bad boys and girls.

I can't use an axe to chop off their heads, because
I have arthritis, so I'll need a guillotine.

How can I build a guillotine???

Please help me to execute these bad boys and bad
girls and I'll give you a head of your choice!!!

Deal???

Chainsaw. Gas. Electric won't cover the noise.

Go to a used printing supplier, they will be pleased to sell you a
guillotine, either hand operated or hydraulic.

"Victor Smootbank" wrote in message
oups.com...
I'm an executioner and I have to execute a few
very bad boys and girls.

I can't use an axe to chop off their heads, because
I have arthritis, so I'll need a guillotine.

How can I build a guillotine???

Please help me to execute these bad boys and bad
girls and I'll give you a head of your choice!!!

Deal???

On Sep 28, 9:02 pm, Victor Smootbank wrote:
I'm an executioner and I have to execute a few
very bad boys and girls.

I can't use an axe to chop off their heads, because
I have arthritis, so I'll need a guillotine.

How can I build a guillotine???

Please help me to execute these bad boys and bad
girls and I'll give you a head of your choice!!!

Deal???

Sounds kinky!

On Sep 28, 9:02 pm, Victor Smootbank wrote:
I'm an executioner and I have to execute a few
very bad boys and girls.

I can't use an axe to chop off their heads, because
I have arthritis, so I'll need a guillotine.

How can I build a guillotine???

Please help me to execute these bad boys and bad
girls and I'll give you a head of your choice!!!

Deal???

Thinking more about the guillotine (God, is that ever a sexy name!)
the guillotine I fantasise about should have a high frame so that, as
I am laying there face-up, feeling the frame shake as the blade
descends, I can anticipate the sensation as the blade slices my neck.
Also, the lunette should be very thick, like 4 inches wide at least.
And it should be designed so it is in two pieces, the front piece
being 3 inches wide and the back piece an inch (at least) wide. A gap
in the middle equal to the width of the blade! With this design, when
the lunette is closed around (my) neck, my neck would actually be
stretched. And when the blade passes through the lunette and slices
off my head, my severed head would actually pull away once the neck
has been completely severed, allowing my lopped off head to fall
quickly. If I were ever to find myself shackled down on the bascule,
and the blade was over my throat waiting to behead me, I only request
that my executioner be a woman, and that she would do me the pleasure
of engaging in sexual intercourse with me just before the balde is
released, and once my head is severed off, continue to enjoy having my
rock hard organ inside of her until she can feel that life has left my
body!

Very, very kinky!

On Sep 28, 9:02?pm, Victor Smootbank wrote:
I'm an executioner and I have to execute a few
very bad boys and girls.

I can't use an axe to chop off their heads, because
I have arthritis, so I'll need a guillotine.

How can I build a guillotine???

Please help me to execute these bad boys and bad
girls and I'll give you a head of your choice!!!

Deal???

You can start with tomba and 4s00th...

On Oct 28, 2:30 am, bobandcarole wrote:
On Sep 28, 9:02?pm, Victor Smootbank wrote:

I'm an executioner and I have to execute a few
very bad boys and girls.

I can't use an axe to chop off their heads, because
I have arthritis, so I'll need a guillotine.

How can I build a guillotine???

Please help me to execute these bad boys and bad
girls and I'll give you a head of your choice!!!

Deal???

You can start with tomba and 4s00th...

hes asking the right person. bob is used to slicing chunks off people.

On Oct 28, 7:43?pm, Samantha Pierce-Harder
wrote:
On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 16:33:58 -0700, nudist_emy
wrote:





On Oct 28, 2:30 am, bobandcarole wrote:
On Sep 28, 9:02?pm, Victor Smootbank wrote:

I'm an executioner and I have to execute a few
very bad boys and girls.

I can't use an axe to chop off their heads, because
I have arthritis, so I'll need a guillotine.

How can I build a guillotine???

Please help me to execute these bad boys and bad
girls and I'll give you a head of your choice!!!

Deal???

You can start with tomba and 4s00th...

hes asking the right person. bob is used to slicing chunks off people.

Spit your Dad's sperm out first Emmy.


LOL!!!!!!!!!

Didn't anyone tell you it's rude to speak with your mouth full?


She obviously comes from a low class family,
manners are unheard of......

On Oct 29, 6:38?am, bobandcarole? wrote:
On Oct 29, 6:27?am, David wrote:



On Mon, 29 Oct 2007 01:19:37 -0700, bobandcarole
typed furiously:

On Oct 28, 7:43?pm, Samantha Pierce-Harder
wrote:
On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 16:33:58 -0700, nudist_emy
wrote:

On Oct 28, 2:30 am, bobandcarole wrote:
On Sep 28, 9:02?pm, Victor Smootbank wrote:

I'm an executioner and I have to execute a few
very bad boys and girls.

I can't use an axe to chop off their heads, because
I have arthritis, so I'll need a guillotine.

How can I build a guillotine???

Please help me to execute these bad boys and bad
girls and I'll give you a head of your choice!!!

Deal???

You can start with tomba and 4s00th...

hes asking the right person. bob is used to slicing chunks off people.

Spit your Dad's sperm out first Emmy.

LOL!!!!!!!!!

Didn't anyone tell you it's rude to speak with your mouth full?

She obviously comes from a low class family,
manners are unheard of......

Yet more bigotry, Bo0by?

It's called truth, something you know nothing about.

On Oct 28, 7:43 pm, Samantha Pierce-Harder
wrote:
On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 16:33:58 -0700, nudist_emy
wrote:



On Oct 28, 2:30 am, bobandcarole wrote:
On Sep 28, 9:02?pm, Victor Smootbank wrote:

I'm an executioner and I have to execute a few
very bad boys and girls.

I can't use an axe to chop off their heads, because
I have arthritis, so I'll need a guillotine.

How can I build a guillotine???

Please help me to execute these bad boys and bad
girls and I'll give you a head of your choice!!!

Deal???

You can start with tomba and 4s00th...

hes asking the right person. bob is used to slicing chunks off people.

Spit your Dad's sperm out first Emmy.

Didn't anyone tell you it's rude to speak with your mouth full?

i can understand samanthas ignorance about what to do with semen in
the mouth. she obviously has no experience nor will she ever.
normally i swallow so speaking would not be a problem. ok, bob, you
can go back to your pathetic violence filled existence.

"Brandon D Cartwright" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 29 Oct 2007 11:13:28 GMT, "wonderer"
wrote:


"bobandcarole®" wrote in message
roups.com...
On Oct 29, 6:27?am, David wrote:
On Mon, 29 Oct 2007 01:19:37 -0700, bobandcarole
typed furiously:





On Oct 28, 7:43?pm, Samantha Pierce-Harder
wrote:
On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 16:33:58 -0700, nudist_emy

wrote:

On Oct 28, 2:30 am, bobandcarole
wrote:
On Sep 28, 9:02?pm, Victor Smootbank
wrote:

I'm an executioner and I have to execute a few
very bad boys and girls.

I can't use an axe to chop off their heads, because
I have arthritis, so I'll need a guillotine.

How can I build a guillotine???

Please help me to execute these bad boys and bad
girls and I'll give you a head of your choice!!!

Deal???

You can start with tomba and 4s00th...

hes asking the right person. bob is used to slicing chunks off
people.

Spit your Dad's sperm out first Emmy.

LOL!!!!!!!!!

Didn't anyone tell you it's rude to speak with your mouth full?

She obviously comes from a low class family,
manners are unheard of......

Yet more bigotry, Bo0by?
It's called truth, something you know nothing about.

and neither do you

How many times do you need to be told. You don't need a guillotine.

Grasp your testicles firmly in one hand ..an open cut throat razor in
the other ..one quick slice and its all over.

you have done this, have you, spe4aking from experience



Who knows..maybe you will be allowed to see your grandchildren
afterwards?

On 29 Oct 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.support.incest and heard
wonderer cry out in news:lmpVi.6584$CN4.4269@news-
server.bigpond.net.au...


"Brandon D Cartwright" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 29 Oct 2007 11:13:28 GMT, "wonderer"
wrote:


"bobandcarole®" wrote in message
groups.com...
On Oct 29, 6:27?am, David wrote:
On Mon, 29 Oct 2007 01:19:37 -0700, bobandcarole
typed furiously:





On Oct 28, 7:43?pm, Samantha Pierce-Harder
wrote:
On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 16:33:58 -0700, nudist_emy

wrote:

On Oct 28, 2:30 am, bobandcarole
wrote:
On Sep 28, 9:02?pm, Victor Smootbank
wrote:

I'm an executioner and I have to execute a few
very bad boys and girls.

I can't use an axe to chop off their heads, because
I have arthritis, so I'll need a guillotine.

How can I build a guillotine???

Please help me to execute these bad boys and bad
girls and I'll give you a head of your choice!!!

Deal???

You can start with tomba and 4s00th...

hes asking the right person. bob is used to slicing chunks off
people.

Spit your Dad's sperm out first Emmy.

LOL!!!!!!!!!

Didn't anyone tell you it's rude to speak with your mouth full?

She obviously comes from a low class family,
manners are unheard of......

Yet more bigotry, Bo0by?
It's called truth, something you know nothing about.

and neither do you

How many times do you need to be told. You don't need a guillotine.

Grasp your testicles firmly in one hand ..an open cut throat razor in
the other ..one quick slice and its all over.

you have done this, have you, spe4aking from experience


*sigh*.. sometimes it's really difficult to remember you're a moron and
cut you some slack.

But I still think you're a piece of ****, regardless

--
ThePsyko
Public Enemy #7

******ing off the planet, one person at a time**

"ThePsyko" wrote in message
t...
On 29 Oct 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.support.incest and heard
wonderer cry out in news:lmpVi.6584$CN4.4269@news-
server.bigpond.net.au...


"Brandon D Cartwright" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 29 Oct 2007 11:13:28 GMT, "wonderer"
wrote:


"bobandcarole®" wrote in message
egroups.com...
On Oct 29, 6:27?am, David wrote:
On Mon, 29 Oct 2007 01:19:37 -0700, bobandcarole
typed furiously:





On Oct 28, 7:43?pm, Samantha Pierce-Harder
wrote:
On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 16:33:58 -0700, nudist_emy

wrote:

On Oct 28, 2:30 am, bobandcarole
wrote:
On Sep 28, 9:02?pm, Victor Smootbank
wrote:

I'm an executioner and I have to execute a few
very bad boys and girls.

I can't use an axe to chop off their heads, because
I have arthritis, so I'll need a guillotine.

How can I build a guillotine???

Please help me to execute these bad boys and bad
girls and I'll give you a head of your choice!!!

Deal???

You can start with tomba and 4s00th...

hes asking the right person. bob is used to slicing chunks off
people.

Spit your Dad's sperm out first Emmy.

LOL!!!!!!!!!

Didn't anyone tell you it's rude to speak with your mouth full?

She obviously comes from a low class family,
manners are unheard of......

Yet more bigotry, Bo0by?
It's called truth, something you know nothing about.

and neither do you

How many times do you need to be told. You don't need a guillotine.

Grasp your testicles firmly in one hand ..an open cut throat razor in
the other ..one quick slice and its all over.

you have done this, have you, spe4aking from experience


*sigh*.. sometimes it's really difficult to remember you're a moron and
cut you some slack.

But I still think you're a piece of ****, regardless

speaking for your self Hmmmmmmm


--
ThePsyko
Public Enemy #7

******ing off the planet, one person at a time**

On 29 Oct 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.support.boy-lovers and
heard wonderer cry out in
...


"ThePsyko" wrote in message
t...
On 29 Oct 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.support.incest and
heard wonderer cry out in news:lmpVi.6584$CN4.4269@news-
server.bigpond.net.au...


"Brandon D Cartwright" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 29 Oct 2007 11:13:28 GMT, "wonderer"
wrote:


"bobandcarole®" wrote in message
legroups.com...
On Oct 29, 6:27?am, David wrote:
On Mon, 29 Oct 2007 01:19:37 -0700, bobandcarole
typed furiously:





On Oct 28, 7:43?pm, Samantha Pierce-Harder
wrote:
On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 16:33:58 -0700, nudist_emy

wrote:

On Oct 28, 2:30 am, bobandcarole
wrote:
On Sep 28, 9:02?pm, Victor Smootbank
wrote:

I'm an executioner and I have to execute a few
very bad boys and girls.

I can't use an axe to chop off their heads, because
I have arthritis, so I'll need a guillotine.

How can I build a guillotine???

Please help me to execute these bad boys and bad
girls and I'll give you a head of your choice!!!

Deal???

You can start with tomba and 4s00th...

hes asking the right person. bob is used to slicing chunks
off people.

Spit your Dad's sperm out first Emmy.

LOL!!!!!!!!!

Didn't anyone tell you it's rude to speak with your mouth
full?

She obviously comes from a low class family,
manners are unheard of......

Yet more bigotry, Bo0by?
It's called truth, something you know nothing about.

and neither do you

How many times do you need to be told. You don't need a guillotine.

Grasp your testicles firmly in one hand ..an open cut throat razor
in the other ..one quick slice and its all over.

you have done this, have you, spe4aking from experience


*sigh*.. sometimes it's really difficult to remember you're a moron
and cut you some slack.

But I still think you're a piece of ****, regardless

speaking for your self Hmmmmmmm


yes.. I *am* speaking for myself thankyouverymuch....

--
ThePsyko
Public Enemy #7

******ing off the planet, one person at a time**