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JOAT
What is life without challenge and a constant stream of new
humiliations?
- Peter Egan

On Aug 29, 10:49?am, (J T) wrote:
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JOAT
What is life without challenge and a constant stream of new
humiliations?
- Peter Egan

$599 for something IKEA would sell for $150 if they called it an
extended toy box? And how do you patent a running dovetail joint?
I'm sticking with the polished bronze and silver handles.

FoggyTown

Wed, Aug 29, 2007, 8:07am (EDT-3) (FoggyTown) doth
mumble:
$599 for something IKEA would sell for $150 if they called it an
extended toy box? And how do you patent a running dovetail joint? I'm
sticking with the polished bronze and silver handles.

That's because it's kosher. Can't get that at IKEA.

It was an inspirational post, if you make one, you're allowed to
use any kind of handles you want. I think it'd be neat to make one with
casters, and a piece of rope on one end, so you'd only need one
pallbearer.



JOAT
What is life without challenge and a constant stream of new
humiliations?
- Peter Egan

Now if you *really* wanted to 'go Green' {Plus a more economical use of
space} . . . a 'Post Hole' digger - the size used for telephone poles - is
the way to go !! Especially since the 'markers' used for the first year are
less then a foot square.

If you cut a circle of sod before 'drilling', you'll even have a ready-made
'natural' plug.

Ron Magen
Backyard Boatshop
{and 'YES' !!, I'm of the faith . . . it even says so on my dog tags - plus
I intend to spend it all before I go. So it's either a 'Post Hole' or a
'Viking Funeral'}

"J T" wrote in message
...
Wed, Aug 29, 2007, 8:07am (EDT-3) (FoggyTown) doth
mumble:
$599 for something IKEA would sell for $150 if they called it an
extended toy box? And how do you patent a running dovetail joint? I'm
sticking with the polished bronze and silver handles.

That's because it's kosher. Can't get that at IKEA.

It was an inspirational post, if you make one, you're allowed to
use any kind of handles you want. I think it'd be neat to make one with
casters, and a piece of rope on one end, so you'd only need one
pallbearer.

On Aug 29, 8:22 pm, "Dave in Houston" wrote:
"J T" wrote in message

...

Wed, Aug 29, 2007, 8:07am (EDT-3) (FoggyTown) doth
It was an inspirational post, if you make one, you're allowed to
use any kind of handles you want. I think it'd be neat to make one with
casters, and a piece of rope on one end, so you'd only need one
pallbearer.

-- If I used pressure-treated-for water-contact pine how long do you
think it will last underground?

Who cares?

Wed, Aug 29, 2007, 10:17pm (EDT+4) From:
(Ron*Magen)
Now if you *really* wanted to 'go Green' {Plus a more economical use of
space} . . . a 'Post Hole' digger - the size used for telephone poles -
is the way to go !! Especially since the 'markers' used for the first
year are less then a foot square.
If you cut a circle of sod before 'drilling', you'll even have a
ready-made 'natural' plug.
Ron Magen
Backyard Boatshop
{and 'YES' !!, I'm of the faith . . . it even says so on my dog tags -
plus I intend to spend it all before I go. So it's either a 'Post Hole'
or a 'Viking Funeral'}

Whadda ya mean, yer "of the faith"? What faith? Sure haven't
seent any sacrifices for the Woodworking Gods coming from out your way.
Ya heathen.

The preferred way to go is to not only spend it all, but be deeply
in debt too.

ff it comes down to a 'post hole', or 'Viking' funderal, I'd opt
for the Viking model, but at that stage, I doubt anyone is gonna ask me.
I believe my personal preference would be cremation, followed by
blasting the ashes out of a Civil War muzzle loading cannon. It probabl
will never happen, but in that case it'll give me something to bitch
about next lifetime.



JOAT
What is life without challenge and a constant stream of new
humiliations?
- Peter Egan

On Aug 30, 6:55?am, (J T) wrote:
Wed, Aug 29, 2007, 10:17pm (EDT+4) From:
(Ron Magen)
Now if you *really* wanted to 'go Green' {Plus a more economical use of
space} . . . a 'Post Hole' digger - the size used for telephone poles -
is the way to go !! Especially since the 'markers' used for the first
year are less then a foot square.
If you cut a circle of sod before 'drilling', you'll even have a
ready-made 'natural' plug.
Ron Magen
Backyard Boatshop
{and 'YES' !!, I'm of the faith . . . it even says so on my dog tags -
plus I intend to spend it all before I go. So it's either a 'Post Hole'
or a 'Viking Funeral'}

Whadda ya mean, yer "of the faith"? What faith? Sure haven't
seent any sacrifices for the Woodworking Gods coming from out your way.
Ya heathen.

The preferred way to go is to not only spend it all, but be deeply
in debt too.

ff it comes down to a 'post hole', or 'Viking' funderal, I'd opt
for the Viking model, but at that stage, I doubt anyone is gonna ask me.
I believe my personal preference would be cremation, followed by
blasting the ashes out of a Civil War muzzle loading cannon. It probabl
will never happen, but in that case it'll give me something to bitch
about next lifetime.


I have the feeling you will be using up all of your personal bitching
allowance in THIS lifetime! (The counter doesn't reset to zero when
you drop off your twig.)

FoggyTown

Thu, Aug 30, 2007, 4:25am (EDT-3) (FoggyTown) doth
sayeth:
I have the feeling you will be using up all of your personal bitching
allowance in THIS lifetime! (The counter doesn't reset to zero when you
drop off your twig.)

Amazing, that doesn't make a lick of sense.



JOAT
What is life without challenge and a constant stream of new
humiliations?
- Peter Egan

On Aug 29, 7:22 pm, "Dave in Houston" wrote:
"J T" wrote in message

...

Wed, Aug 29, 2007, 8:07am (EDT-3) (FoggyTown) doth
It was an inspirational post, if you make one, you're allowed to
use any kind of handles you want. I think it'd be neat to make one with
casters, and a piece of rope on one end, so you'd only need one
pallbearer.

If I used pressure-treated-for water-contact pine how long do you think
it will last underground?
--
NuWave Dave in Houston

Why, It'll last a lifetime!

DonkeyHody

On 30 Aug, 01:55, (J T) wrote:
Wed, Aug 29, 2007, 10:17pm (EDT+4) From:
(Ron Magen)
Now if you *really* wanted to 'go Green' {Plus a more economical use of
space} . . . a 'Post Hole' digger - the size used for telephone poles -
is the way to go !! Especially since the 'markers' used for the first
year are less then a foot square.
If you cut a circle of sod before 'drilling', you'll even have a
ready-made 'natural' plug.
Ron Magen
Backyard Boatshop
{and 'YES' !!, I'm of the faith . . . it even says so on my dog tags -
plus I intend to spend it all before I go. So it's either a 'Post Hole'
or a 'Viking Funeral'}

Whadda ya mean, yer "of the faith"? What faith? Sure haven't
seent any sacrifices for the Woodworking Gods coming from out your way.
Ya heathen.

The preferred way to go is to not only spend it all, but be deeply
in debt too.

ff it comes down to a 'post hole', or 'Viking' funderal, I'd opt
for the Viking model, but at that stage, I doubt anyone is gonna ask me.
I believe my personal preference would be cremation, followed by
blasting the ashes out of a Civil War muzzle loading cannon. It probabl
will never happen, but in that case it'll give me something to bitch
about next lifetime.

JOAT
What is life without challenge and a constant stream of new
humiliations?
- Peter Egan

Cremate me, mix my ashes with some wood glue and saw dust, and use me
as filler on a wide variety of projects.

Thu, Aug 30, 2007, 11:07am (EDT-3) (DerbyDad03)
doth sayeth:
Cremate me, mix my ashes with some wood glue and saw dust, and use me as
filler on a wide variety of projects.

And you're 'which' member of the Addams family?



JOAT
What is life without challenge and a constant stream of new
humiliations?
- Peter Egan

J T wrote:
| Thu, Aug 30, 2007, 11:07am (EDT-3)
| (DerbyDad03) doth sayeth:
| Cremate me, mix my ashes with some wood glue and saw dust, and use
| me as filler on a wide variety of projects.
|
| And you're 'which' member of the Addams family?

Larch, er, _Lurch_.

--
Morris Dovey
DeSoto Solar
DeSoto, Iowa USA
http://www.iedu.com/DeSoto/

Dave in Houston wrote:
"J T" wrote in message
...
Wed, Aug 29, 2007, 8:07am (EDT-3) (FoggyTown) doth
It was an inspirational post, if you make one, you're allowed to
use any kind of handles you want. I think it'd be neat to make one with
casters, and a piece of rope on one end, so you'd only need one
pallbearer.

If I used pressure-treated-for water-contact pine how long do you think
it will last underground?

Longer than you will.



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I'm not not at the above address.
http://nmwoodworks.com


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