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Knock, knock.
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Knock, knock
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Knock, knock. Who's there? |
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Knock, knock
On Apr 27, 1:13 pm, B A R R Y wrote:
Robatoy wrote: Knock, knock. Who's there? Oh.. you've heard it before.. |
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Knock, knock
On Apr 27, 1:13 pm, B A R R Y wrote:
wait.. I've got one..... say: "knock, knock" |
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Knock, knock
Robatoy wrote:
On Apr 27, 1:13 pm, B A R R Y wrote: wait.. I've got one..... say: "knock, knock" Knock, knock... |
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Knock, knock
On Apr 27, 1:26 pm, B A R R Y wrote:
Robatoy wrote: On Apr 27, 1:13 pm, B A R R Y wrote: wait.. I've got one..... say: "knock, knock" Knock, knock... Who's there? |
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Knock, knock
Robatoy wrote:
On Apr 27, 1:26 pm, B A R R Y wrote: Robatoy wrote: On Apr 27, 1:13 pm, B A R R Y wrote: wait.. I've got one..... say: "knock, knock" Knock, knock... Who's there? Oswald |
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Knock, knock
On Apr 27, 3:02 pm, jo4hn wrote:
Robatoy wrote: On Apr 27, 1:26 pm, B A R R Y wrote: Robatoy wrote: On Apr 27, 1:13 pm, B A R R Y wrote: wait.. I've got one..... say: "knock, knock" Knock, knock... Who's there? Oswald (can't help myself) Oswald who? |
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Knock, knock
Robatoy wrote:
On Apr 27, 3:02 pm, jo4hn wrote: Robatoy wrote: On Apr 27, 1:26 pm, B A R R Y wrote: Robatoy wrote: On Apr 27, 1:13 pm, B A R R Y wrote: wait.. I've got one..... say: "knock, knock" Knock, knock... Who's there? Oswald (can't help myself) Oswald who? Oswalloed my bubble gum. Dang. Sometimes I even hate myself. Not. |
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Knock, knock
On Apr 28, 9:29 am, jo4hn wrote:
Robatoy wrote: On Apr 27, 3:02 pm, jo4hn wrote: Robatoy wrote: On Apr 27, 1:26 pm, B A R R Y wrote: Robatoy wrote: On Apr 27, 1:13 pm, B A R R Y wrote: wait.. I've got one..... say: "knock, knock" Knock, knock... Who's there? Oswald (can't help myself) Oswald who? Oswalloed my bubble gum. Dang. Sometimes I even hate myself. Not. Ouch. |
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Knock, knock
"Robatoy" wrote in message oups.com... On Apr 28, 9:29 am, jo4hn wrote: Robatoy wrote: On Apr 27, 3:02 pm, jo4hn wrote: Robatoy wrote: On Apr 27, 1:26 pm, B A R R Y wrote: Robatoy wrote: On Apr 27, 1:13 pm, B A R R Y wrote: wait.. I've got one..... say: "knock, knock" Knock, knock... Who's there? Oswald (can't help myself) Oswald who? Oswalloed my bubble gum. Dang. Sometimes I even hate myself. Not. Ouch. Ouch who? |
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Knock, knock
jo4hn wrote:
| Robatoy wrote: || On Apr 27, 3:02 pm, jo4hn wrote: || ||| Robatoy wrote: ||| |||| On Apr 27, 1:26 pm, B A R R Y wrote: ||| ||||| Robatoy wrote: ||| |||||| On Apr 27, 1:13 pm, B A R R Y wrote: ||| |||||| wait.. I've got one..... say: "knock, knock" ||| ||||| Knock, knock... ||| |||| Who's there? ||| ||| Oswald || || || (can't help myself) || || Oswald who? || | Oswalloed my bubble gum. Dang. Sometimes I even hate myself. Not. Not, not... -- Morris Dovey DeSoto Solar DeSoto, Iowa USA http://www.iedu.com/DeSoto/ |
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Knock, knock
In article , "Morris Dovey" wrote:
jo4hn wrote: | Robatoy wrote: || On Apr 27, 3:02 pm, jo4hn wrote: || ||| Robatoy wrote: ||| |||| On Apr 27, 1:26 pm, B A R R Y wrote: ||| ||||| Robatoy wrote: ||| |||||| On Apr 27, 1:13 pm, B A R R Y wrote: ||| |||||| wait.. I've got one..... say: "knock, knock" ||| ||||| Knock, knock... ||| |||| Who's there? ||| ||| Oswald || || || (can't help myself) || || Oswald who? || | Oswalloed my bubble gum. Dang. Sometimes I even hate myself. Not. Not, not... To maintain proper woodworking content/context, shouldn't that be "Knot, knot"? -- Regards, Doug Miller (alphageek at milmac dot com) It's time to throw all their damned tea in the harbor again. |
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Knock, knock
Doug Miller wrote:
| In article , "Morris Dovey" | wrote: || jo4hn wrote: ||| Robatoy wrote: |||| On Apr 27, 3:02 pm, jo4hn wrote: |||| ||||| Robatoy wrote: ||||| |||||| On Apr 27, 1:26 pm, B A R R Y wrote: ||||| ||||||| Robatoy wrote: ||||| |||||||| On Apr 27, 1:13 pm, B A R R Y wrote: ||||| |||||||| wait.. I've got one..... say: "knock, knock" ||||| ||||||| Knock, knock... ||||| |||||| Who's there? ||||| ||||| Oswald |||| |||| |||| (can't help myself) |||| |||| Oswald who? |||| ||| Oswalloed my bubble gum. Dang. Sometimes I even hate myself. ||| Not. || || Not, not... || | To maintain proper woodworking content/context, shouldn't that be | "Knot, | knot"? Ok, it's your joke then. Who's there? -- Morris Dovey DeSoto Solar DeSoto, Iowa USA http://www.iedu.com/DeSoto/ |
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Knock, knock
On Apr 28, 10:15 pm, "Buddy Matlosz" wrote:
"Robatoy" wrote in message oups.com... On Apr 28, 9:29 am, jo4hn wrote: Robatoy wrote: On Apr 27, 3:02 pm, jo4hn wrote: Robatoy wrote: On Apr 27, 1:26 pm, B A R R Y wrote: Robatoy wrote: On Apr 27, 1:13 pm, B A R R Y wrote: wait.. I've got one..... say: "knock, knock" Knock, knock... Who's there? Oswald (can't help myself) Oswald who? Oswalloed my bubble gum. Dang. Sometimes I even hate myself. Not. Ouch. Ouch who? LOL |
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Knock, knock
On Apr 28, 10:33 pm, "Morris Dovey" wrote:
jo4hn wrote: | Robatoy wrote: || On Apr 27, 3:02 pm, jo4hn wrote: ||||| Robatoy wrote: ||| |||| On Apr 27, 1:26 pm, B A R R Y wrote: |||||||| Robatoy wrote: ||| |||||| On Apr 27, 1:13 pm, B A R R Y wrote: ||| |||||| wait.. I've got one..... say: "knock, knock" ||| ||||| Knock, knock... ||| |||| Who's there? ||| ||| Oswald || || || (can't help myself) || || Oswald who? || | Oswalloed my bubble gum. Dang. Sometimes I even hate myself. Not. Not, not... ahhhh...very clever |
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Knock, knock
"Robatoy" wrote in message ups.com... On Apr 28, 10:15 pm, "Buddy Matlosz" wrote: "Robatoy" wrote in message oups.com... On Apr 28, 9:29 am, jo4hn wrote: Robatoy wrote: On Apr 27, 3:02 pm, jo4hn wrote: Robatoy wrote: On Apr 27, 1:26 pm, B A R R Y wrote: Robatoy wrote: On Apr 27, 1:13 pm, B A R R Y wrote: wait.. I've got one..... say: "knock, knock" Knock, knock... Who's there? Oswald (can't help myself) Oswald who? Oswalloed my bubble gum. Dang. Sometimes I even hate myself. Not. Ouch. Ouch who? LOL I was setting you up for "gesundheit". B. |
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Knock, knock
On Apr 29, 1:58 am, "Buddy Matlosz" wrote:
"Robatoy" wrote in message ups.com... On Apr 28, 10:15 pm, "Buddy Matlosz" wrote: "Robatoy" wrote in message roups.com... On Apr 28, 9:29 am, jo4hn wrote: Robatoy wrote: On Apr 27, 3:02 pm, jo4hn wrote: Robatoy wrote: On Apr 27, 1:26 pm, B A R R Y wrote: Robatoy wrote: On Apr 27, 1:13 pm, B A R R Y wrote: wait.. I've got one..... say: "knock, knock" Knock, knock... Who's there? Oswald (can't help myself) Oswald who? Oswalloed my bubble gum. Dang. Sometimes I even hate myself. Not. Ouch. Ouch who? LOL I was setting you up for "gesundheit". B. DAMN!!! I totally missed that. I'm going to have to keep an eye on you... |
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Knock, knock
Buddy Matlosz wrote:
"Robatoy" wrote in message oups.com... On Apr 28, 9:29 am, jo4hn wrote: Robatoy wrote: On Apr 27, 3:02 pm, jo4hn wrote: Robatoy wrote: On Apr 27, 1:26 pm, B A R R Y wrote: Robatoy wrote: On Apr 27, 1:13 pm, B A R R Y wrote: wait.. I've got one..... say: "knock, knock" Knock, knock... Who's there? Oswald (can't help myself) Oswald who? Oswalloed my bubble gum. Dang. Sometimes I even hate myself. Not. Ouch. Ouch who? Gesundheit. |
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Knock, knock
"Morris Dovey" wrote in message ... Doug Miller wrote: | In article , "Morris Dovey" | wrote: || jo4hn wrote: ||| Robatoy wrote: |||| On Apr 27, 3:02 pm, jo4hn wrote: |||| ||||| Robatoy wrote: ||||| |||||| On Apr 27, 1:26 pm, B A R R Y wrote: ||||| ||||||| Robatoy wrote: ||||| |||||||| On Apr 27, 1:13 pm, B A R R Y wrote: ||||| |||||||| wait.. I've got one..... say: "knock, knock" ||||| ||||||| Knock, knock... ||||| |||||| Who's there? ||||| ||||| Oswald |||| |||| |||| (can't help myself) |||| |||| Oswald who? |||| ||| Oswalloed my bubble gum. Dang. Sometimes I even hate myself. ||| Not. || || Not, not... || | To maintain proper woodworking content/context, shouldn't that be | "Knot, | knot"? It should be knock knock on wood |
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Knock, knock
In article , "Morris Dovey" wrote:
Doug Miller wrote: | In article , "Morris Dovey" | wrote: || jo4hn wrote: ||| Robatoy wrote: |||| On Apr 27, 3:02 pm, jo4hn wrote: |||| ||||| Robatoy wrote: ||||| |||||| On Apr 27, 1:26 pm, B A R R Y wrote: ||||| ||||||| Robatoy wrote: ||||| |||||||| On Apr 27, 1:13 pm, B A R R Y wrote: ||||| |||||||| wait.. I've got one..... say: "knock, knock" ||||| ||||||| Knock, knock... ||||| |||||| Who's there? ||||| ||||| Oswald |||| |||| |||| (can't help myself) |||| |||| Oswald who? |||| ||| Oswalloed my bubble gum. Dang. Sometimes I even hate myself. ||| Not. || || Not, not... || | To maintain proper woodworking content/context, shouldn't that be | "Knot, | knot"? Ok, it's your joke then. Who's there? Dwayne. -- Regards, Doug Miller (alphageek at milmac dot com) It's time to throw all their damned tea in the harbor again. |
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Knock, knock
Doug Miller wrote:
| In article , "Morris Dovey" | wrote: || Doug Miller wrote: ||| In article , "Morris ||| Dovey" wrote: |||| jo4hn wrote: ||||| Robatoy wrote: |||||| On Apr 27, 3:02 pm, jo4hn wrote: |||||| ||||||| Robatoy wrote: ||||||| |||||||| On Apr 27, 1:26 pm, B A R R Y wrote: ||||||| ||||||||| Robatoy wrote: ||||||| |||||||||| On Apr 27, 1:13 pm, B A R R Y |||||||||| wrote: ||||||| |||||||||| wait.. I've got one..... say: "knock, knock" ||||||| ||||||||| Knock, knock... ||||||| |||||||| Who's there? ||||||| ||||||| Oswald |||||| |||||| |||||| (can't help myself) |||||| |||||| Oswald who? |||||| ||||| Oswalloed my bubble gum. Dang. Sometimes I even hate myself. ||||| Not. |||| |||| Not, not... |||| ||| To maintain proper woodworking content/context, shouldn't that be ||| "Knot, ||| knot"? || || Ok, it's your joke then. || || Who's there? || | Dwayne. Dwayne who? -- Morris Dovey DeSoto Solar DeSoto, Iowa USA http://www.iedu.com/DeSoto/ |
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Knock, knock
Morris Dovey wrote:
Doug Miller wrote: | In article , "Morris Dovey" | wrote: || Doug Miller wrote: ||| In article , "Morris ||| Dovey" wrote: |||| jo4hn wrote: ||||| Robatoy wrote: |||||| On Apr 27, 3:02 pm, jo4hn wrote: |||||| ||||||| Robatoy wrote: ||||||| |||||||| On Apr 27, 1:26 pm, B A R R Y wrote: ||||||| ||||||||| Robatoy wrote: ||||||| |||||||||| On Apr 27, 1:13 pm, B A R R Y |||||||||| wrote: ||||||| |||||||||| wait.. I've got one..... say: "knock, knock" ||||||| ||||||||| Knock, knock... ||||||| |||||||| Who's there? ||||||| ||||||| Oswald |||||| |||||| |||||| (can't help myself) |||||| |||||| Oswald who? |||||| ||||| Oswalloed my bubble gum. Dang. Sometimes I even hate myself. ||||| Not. |||| |||| Not, not... |||| ||| To maintain proper woodworking content/context, shouldn't that be ||| "Knot, ||| knot"? || || Ok, it's your joke then. || || Who's there? || | Dwayne. Dwayne who? -- Morris Dovey DeSoto Solar DeSoto, Iowa USA http://www.iedu.com/DeSoto/ Is there nobody here that can control themselves?? |
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Knock, knock
On Apr 29, 10:04 pm, jo4hn wrote:
Morris Dovey wrote: Doug Miller wrote: | In article , "Morris Dovey" | wrote: || Doug Miller wrote: ||| In article , "Morris ||| Dovey" wrote: |||| jo4hn wrote: ||||| Robatoy wrote: |||||| On Apr 27, 3:02 pm, jo4hn wrote: |||||| ||||||| Robatoy wrote: ||||||| |||||||| On Apr 27, 1:26 pm, B A R R Y wrote: ||||||| ||||||||| Robatoy wrote: ||||||| |||||||||| On Apr 27, 1:13 pm, B A R R Y |||||||||| wrote: ||||||| |||||||||| wait.. I've got one..... say: "knock, knock" ||||||| ||||||||| Knock, knock... ||||||| |||||||| Who's there? ||||||| ||||||| Oswald |||||| |||||| |||||| (can't help myself) |||||| |||||| Oswald who? |||||| ||||| Oswalloed my bubble gum. Dang. Sometimes I even hate myself. ||||| Not. |||| |||| Not, not... |||| ||| To maintain proper woodworking content/context, shouldn't that be ||| "Knot, ||| knot"? || || Ok, it's your joke then. || || Who's there? || | Dwayne. Dwayne who? -- Morris Dovey DeSoto Solar DeSoto, Iowa USA http://www.iedu.com/DeSoto/ Is there nobody here that can control themselves?? Absolutely knot. |
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In article , "Morris Dovey" wrote:
Doug Miller wrote: | In article , "Morris Dovey" | wrote: || Doug Miller wrote: ||| In article , "Morris ||| Dovey" wrote: |||| jo4hn wrote: ||||| Robatoy wrote: |||||| On Apr 27, 3:02 pm, jo4hn wrote: |||||| ||||||| Robatoy wrote: ||||||| |||||||| On Apr 27, 1:26 pm, B A R R Y wrote: ||||||| ||||||||| Robatoy wrote: ||||||| |||||||||| On Apr 27, 1:13 pm, B A R R Y |||||||||| wrote: ||||||| |||||||||| wait.. I've got one..... say: "knock, knock" ||||||| ||||||||| Knock, knock... ||||||| |||||||| Who's there? ||||||| ||||||| Oswald |||||| |||||| |||||| (can't help myself) |||||| |||||| Oswald who? |||||| ||||| Oswalloed my bubble gum. Dang. Sometimes I even hate myself. ||||| Not. |||| |||| Not, not... |||| ||| To maintain proper woodworking content/context, shouldn't that be ||| "Knot, ||| knot"? || || Ok, it's your joke then. || || Who's there? || | Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning. (sorry) -- Regards, Doug Miller (alphageek at milmac dot com) It's time to throw all their damned tea in the harbor again. |
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Knock, knock
Doug Miller wrote:
| In article , "Morris Dovey" | wrote: || Doug Miller wrote: ||| In article , "Morris ||| Dovey" wrote: |||| Doug Miller wrote: ||||| In article , "Morris ||||| Dovey" wrote: |||||| jo4hn wrote: ||||||| Robatoy wrote: |||||||| On Apr 27, 3:02 pm, jo4hn wrote: |||||||| ||||||||| Robatoy wrote: ||||||||| |||||||||| On Apr 27, 1:26 pm, B A R R Y |||||||||| wrote: ||||||||| ||||||||||| Robatoy wrote: ||||||||| |||||||||||| On Apr 27, 1:13 pm, B A R R Y |||||||||||| wrote: ||||||||| |||||||||||| wait.. I've got one..... say: "knock, knock" ||||||||| ||||||||||| Knock, knock... ||||||||| |||||||||| Who's there? ||||||||| ||||||||| Oswald |||||||| |||||||| |||||||| (can't help myself) |||||||| |||||||| Oswald who? |||||||| ||||||| Oswalloed my bubble gum. Dang. Sometimes I even hate myself. ||||||| Not. |||||| |||||| Not, not... |||||| ||||| To maintain proper woodworking content/context, shouldn't that ||||| be "Knot, ||||| knot"? |||| |||| Ok, it's your joke then. |||| |||| Who's there? |||| ||| Dwayne. || || Dwayne who? || | Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning. | | (sorry) And well you should be. I threw away a most excellent Nietzsche joke just so you could do an Elmer Fuddism. Sheesh! -- Morris Dovey DeSoto Solar Home of "Zero-Carbon" Energy Solutions http://www.iedu.com/DeSoto/ |
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Knock, knock
In article , "Morris Dovey" wrote:
Doug Miller wrote: | In article , "Morris Dovey" | wrote: || Doug Miller wrote: ||| In article , "Morris ||| Dovey" wrote: |||| Doug Miller wrote: ||||| In article , "Morris ||||| Dovey" wrote: |||||| jo4hn wrote: ||||||| Robatoy wrote: |||||||| On Apr 27, 3:02 pm, jo4hn wrote: |||||||| ||||||||| Robatoy wrote: ||||||||| |||||||||| On Apr 27, 1:26 pm, B A R R Y |||||||||| wrote: ||||||||| ||||||||||| Robatoy wrote: ||||||||| |||||||||||| On Apr 27, 1:13 pm, B A R R Y |||||||||||| wrote: ||||||||| |||||||||||| wait.. I've got one..... say: "knock, knock" ||||||||| ||||||||||| Knock, knock... ||||||||| |||||||||| Who's there? ||||||||| ||||||||| Oswald |||||||| |||||||| |||||||| (can't help myself) |||||||| |||||||| Oswald who? |||||||| ||||||| Oswalloed my bubble gum. Dang. Sometimes I even hate myself. ||||||| Not. |||||| |||||| Not, not... |||||| ||||| To maintain proper woodworking content/context, shouldn't that ||||| be "Knot, ||||| knot"? |||| |||| Ok, it's your joke then. |||| |||| Who's there? |||| ||| Dwayne. || || Dwayne who? || | Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning. | | (sorry) And well you should be. I threw away a most excellent Nietzsche joke just so you could do an Elmer Fuddism. Sheesh! OK... let's hear it anyway. -- Regards, Doug Miller (alphageek at milmac dot com) It's time to throw all their damned tea in the harbor again. |
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Knock, knock
Doug Miller wrote:
major snipperctomy | OK... let's hear it anyway. You know what they say: "Opporknotkety tunes but once." -- Morris Dovey DeSoto Solar DeSoto, Iowa USA http://www.iedu.com/DeSoto/ |
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Knock, knock
In article , "Morris Dovey" wrote:
Doug Miller wrote: major snipperctomy | OK... let's hear it anyway. You know what they say: "Opporknotkety tunes but once." Yeah, I'm familiar with that one. But I'm still trying to figure out how you were going to work Nietzsche into a knock-knock joke. -- Regards, Doug Miller (alphageek at milmac dot com) It's time to throw all their damned tea in the harbor again. |
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Knock, knock
Doug Miller wrote:
: In article , "Morris Dovey" wrote: :Doug Miller wrote: : :major snipperctomy : :| OK... let's hear it anyway. : :You know what they say: "Opporknotkety tunes but once." : : Yeah, I'm familiar with that one. But I'm still trying to figure out how you : were going to work Nietzsche into a knock-knock joke. Knock knock! Who's there? Nietzche. Gesundheit! -- Andy Barss |
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In article , Andrew Barss wrote:
Gesundheit! GROOOOOOOAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN Guess I shoulda seen that one coming... Sheesh. -- Regards, Doug Miller (alphageek at milmac dot com) It's time to throw all their damned tea in the harbor again. |
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