Was in the local post office yesterday, and saw a guy with grey
hair, glue shirt, blue Jeans, with some of thos yardstick suspenders.
Seeing the suspenders made me wonder if the guy was/is a woodworker, and
if he ever came here if he is. I'd been thinking of gettig a pair of
thos mearing suspenders. Until I sawa par actally wornd by a person,
never saw that fore. The thing that immediately popped into my mind
when I saw them changed my mind tho - all I could think of was the guy
looked lie he was prepared t measure smething - and if he found it he
would have to drop his pants to measure it. I now stick with my black
suspendrs ajust hope no one ever buys me a pair of those measuring
susends. i can't get that thought ut of my mind. Arrrgggghhhh!!!



JOAT
Custom philosophizing done. No job too small; must be indoor work, with
no heavy lifting.

On Mar 20, 10:53 pm, (J T) wrote:
Was in the local post office yesterday, and saw a guy with grey
hair, glue shirt, blue Jeans, with some of thos yardstick suspenders.
Seeing the suspenders made me wonder if the guy was/is a woodworker, and
if he ever came here if he is. I'd been thinking of gettig a pair of
thos mearing suspenders. Until I sawa par actally wornd by a person,
never saw that fore. The thing that immediately popped into my mind
when I saw them changed my mind tho - all I could think of was the guy
looked lie he was prepared t measure smething - and if he found it he
would have to drop his pants to measure it. I now stick with my black
suspendrs ajust hope no one ever buys me a pair of those measuring
susends. i can't get that thought ut of my mind. Arrrgggghhhh!!!

JOAT

You better step away from that table saw. How many beers did you have
before you typed this?
"Until I sawa par actally wornd by a person, never saw that fore."

On Mar 20, 10:53 pm, (J T) wrote:
Was in the local post office yesterday, and saw a guy with grey
hair, glue shirt, blue Jeans, with some of thos yardstick suspenders.
Seeing the suspenders made me wonder if the guy was/is a woodworker, and
if he ever came here if he is. I'd been thinking of gettig a pair of
thos mearing suspenders. Until I sawa par actally wornd by a person,
never saw that fore. The thing that immediately popped into my mind
when I saw them changed my mind tho - all I could think of was the guy
looked lie he was prepared t measure smething - and if he found it he
would have to drop his pants to measure it. I now stick with my black
suspendrs ajust hope no one ever buys me a pair of those measuring
susends. i can't get that thought ut of my mind. Arrrgggghhhh!!!

JOAT
Custom philosophizing done. No job too small; must be indoor work, with
no heavy lifting.

It wasn't me, these are the suspenders I wear
http://tinyurl.com/3awgu9

Wed, Mar 21, 2007, 4:28am (EDT-3) (Jeff) doth sayeth
**You better step away from that table saw. How many beers did you
have before you typed this?
"Until I sawa par actally wornd by a person, never saw that fore."

I don't drink, but keys on my keyboard stick at times. Ive been
told often enough by people here that I should know what they meant, so
I decided the Hell with t, and now don't bother checking spelling - just
like every one else here apparently.

If you're one ofthe too tight people, the crrectd version would be.
"Until I saw a pair actually worn by a person, never saw that before."



JOAT
Custom philosophizing done. No job too small; must be indoor work, with
no heavy lifting.

Wed, Mar 21, 2007, 5:30am (EDT-3) (RayV) doth
sayeth:
It wasn't me, these are the suspenders I wear http://tinyurl.com/3awgu9

Those are sorta classy - about half class. I got a black pair at
owes for about $8 tho.

I hate those tinyurls, they're no good after abut a week.
http://www.redgreen.com/OnlineStore/...=8&currency=US



JOAT
Custom philosophizing done. No job too small; must be indoor work, with
no heavy lifting.

(J T) writes:

Was in the local post office yesterday, and saw a guy with grey

Where is "local"? Sounds like you saw my dad, he wears those yellow
yardstick braces.

scott

"J T" wrote in message
...

Hi Ya JOAT
snippage


never saw that fore.

snippage

Grammar check... should read "afor" instead of "fore"
Tom

JOAT
Custom philosophizing done. No job too small; must be indoor work, with
no heavy lifting.

Wed, Mar 21, 2007, 11:35pm (EDT+4) (Scott*Lurndal)
doth query:
Where is "local"? * Sounds like you saw my dad, he wears those yellow
yardstick braces.

I didn't want to say where, just in case one of you guys wanted to
drop by. But I live about 10-15 miles east of Raleigh, between Garner
and Smithfield. That narrow it down enough?



JOAT
Custom philosophizing done. No job too small; must be indoor work, with
no heavy lifting.

Wed, Mar 21, 2007, 7:05pm (EDT-1) (Tom*Bunetta)
doth enlighten:
Hi Ya JOAT
snippage
never saw that fore.
snippage
Grammar check... should read "afor" instead of "fore"

Wonder why my spell check didn't catch it?



JOAT
Custom philosophizing done. No job too small; must be indoor work, with
no heavy lifting.

RayV wrote:
On Mar 20, 10:53 pm, (J T) wrote:
Was in the local post office yesterday, and saw a guy with grey
hair, glue shirt, blue Jeans, with some of thos yardstick suspenders.
Seeing the suspenders made me wonder if the guy was/is a woodworker,
and if he ever came here if he is. I'd been thinking of gettig a
pair of thos mearing suspenders. Until I sawa par actally wornd by
a person, never saw that fore. The thing that immediately popped
into my mind when I saw them changed my mind tho - all I could think
of was the guy looked lie he was prepared t measure smething - and
if he found it he would have to drop his pants to measure it. I now
stick with my black suspendrs ajust hope no one ever buys me a pair
of those measuring susends. i can't get that thought ut of my mind.
Arrrgggghhhh!!!

JOAT
Custom philosophizing done. No job too small; must be indoor work,
with no heavy lifting.

It wasn't me, these are the suspenders I wear
http://tinyurl.com/3awgu9

Probably a fisherman--they're called "liars suspenders".

--
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--John
to email, dial "usenet" and validate
(was jclarke at eye bee em dot net)

snippage
never saw that fore.
snippage
Grammar check... should read "afor" instead of "fore"

Wonder why my spell check didn't catch it?

"Cuz it's spelled "spiel chucker".
Tom

JOAT
Custom philosophizing done. No job too small; must be indoor work, with
no heavy lifting.