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While sitting in my thinking room (you know the one with the white porcelain
chair that all the water in it goes through the floor and dissapears?) I remembered an old cartoon (maybe from playboy) that showed Santa climbing out of a hole in the ground next to a small wood building with a quarter moon in the door. He was yelling at Rudolf and shaking his fist saying "I said the Schmidt house." Just remembering that brightened my day. Larry |
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larry wrote:
While sitting in my thinking room (you know the one with the white porcelain chair that all the water in it goes through the floor and dissapears?) I remembered an old cartoon (maybe from playboy) that showed Santa climbing out of a hole in the ground next to a small wood building with a quarter moon in the door. He was yelling at Rudolf and shaking his fist saying "I said the Schmidt house." Just remembering that brightened my day. Larry I remember that one. |
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In article , "larry" wrote:
While sitting in my thinking room (you know the one with the white porcelain chair that all the water in it goes through the floor and dissapears?) I remembered an old cartoon (maybe from playboy) that showed Santa climbing out of a hole in the ground next to a small wood building with a quarter moon in the door. He was yelling at Rudolf and shaking his fist saying "I said the Schmidt house." Just remembering that brightened my day. Larry LOL -- I remember that. Yes, it was from Playboy. -- Regards, Doug Miller (alphageek at milmac dot com) It's time to throw all their damned tea in the harbor again. |
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larry wrote: While sitting in my thinking room (you know the one with the white porcelain chair that all the water in it goes through the floor and dissapears?) I remembered an old cartoon (maybe from playboy) that showed Santa climbing out of a hole in the ground next to a small wood building with a quarter moon in the door. He was yelling at Rudolf and shaking his fist saying "I said the Schmidt house." Just remembering that brightened my day. Larry Remember the one from Playboy many years back of the man putting on a dress and singing, "Don we now our gay apparel..."? |
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Olebiker wrote:
Remember the one from Playboy many years back of the man putting on a dress and singing, "Don we now our gay apparel..."? The one I still recall is of a group of people wandering around an area filled with pedestals with the letter "N" on them. One guy, obviously a newcomer, turns to the other and says "What? Is nothing sacred around here?" Gahan Wilson, IIRC -- When the rich wage war it's the poor who die. Jean-Paul Sartre, The Devil and the Good Lord (1951) act 1 --- avast! Antivirus: Outbound message clean. Virus Database (VPS): 0660-0, 12/19/2006 Tested on: 12/20/2006 1:09:29 AM avast! - copyright (c) 1988-2006 ALWIL Software. http://www.avast.com |
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J T wrote: Pogo is probably too old for a lot of you. But do you remember Pogo's Christmas carol? "Deck us all with Boston Charlie, Walla Walla, Wash and Kalamazoo. Nora's freezing on the trolley Swaller dollar cauliflower alley garoo. "Don't we know archaic barrel lullaby lullaboy, Louisville Lou. Holly Mollie don't love Harold Boola boola Pensacola Hullabaloo." Dick "oldern' dirt" Durbin |
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J T wrote: Wed, Dec 20, 2006, 6:59am (EST-3) (Olebiker) doth query: But do you remember Pogo's Christmas carol? snipitty Dick "oldern' dirt" Durbin Huh! Considering that I just turned 66 last Saturday, I remember enough to know you left some of it out. OK, you win! |
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J T wrote:
Wed, Dec 20, 2006, 6:59am (EST-3) (Olebiker) doth query: But do you remember Pogo's Christmas carol? snipitty Dick "oldern' dirt" Durbin Huh! Considering that I just turned 66 last Saturday, I remember enough to know you left some of it out. [snip] Dibble-dabble, scribble-scrabble! Goof, goof, goof! One of the great classics of our time. JOAT You otta move down here with the southern californicator mountain folk. You would fit right in with the OFC (7am daily at the Lake Inn). |
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Ok, I must be stupid. I don't get it. Letter "N"???
Bill in Detroit wrote: Olebiker wrote: Remember the one from Playboy many years back of the man putting on a dress and singing, "Don we now our gay apparel..."? The one I still recall is of a group of people wandering around an area filled with pedestals with the letter "N" on them. One guy, obviously a newcomer, turns to the other and says "What? Is nothing sacred around here?" Gahan Wilson, IIRC -- When the rich wage war it's the poor who die. Jean-Paul Sartre, The Devil and the Good Lord (1951) act 1 --- avast! Antivirus: Outbound message clean. Virus Database (VPS): 0660-0, 12/19/2006 Tested on: 12/20/2006 1:09:29 AM avast! - copyright (c) 1988-2006 ALWIL Software. http://www.avast.com |
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Thu, Dec 21, 2006, 11:05am (EST-3) (jo4hn)
You otta move down here with the southern californicator mountain folk. You would fit right in with the OFC (7am daily at the Lake Inn). Me? Move there? Try me again next lifetime, 'cause it ain't happening this one. JOAT Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer |
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I think it was "Mike Marlow" who stated:
"Never Enough Money" wrote in message roups.com... Ok, I must be stupid. I don't get it. Letter "N"??? Well, if you are then you're in good company, 'cause I don't get it either. The question was "Is nothing sacred?" so the letter "N" was for "nothing" . . . . Don (when you have to explain, it stops being funny) -- "Ladies and gentlemen take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." -- Sidney Freedman |
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