In the past month I have managed to cut my head on my hearing protectors,
scrape my knuckle on the dust collector, and poke myself in the eye with my
safety glasses.

None of these were serious, but all of them interrupted the work--couldn't
see after the poke in the eye until my eye stopped watering, and the other
too bled just enough that I had to do something about them to keep from
bleeding all over the work.

Anybody else manage to damage themselves with their safety equipment or
should I just hang it up and check into a padded cell, where, no doubt, I'll
manage to smother myself in the padding?