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OT - Headlines From The Year: 2029
HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR:
2029 Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California. *White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. * Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. * Baby conceived naturally. *Scientists stumped. * Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. * Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the AmericanTerritory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq,Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon). * Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. * France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. * Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. * George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. * Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. * 85-year $75.8 billion study: *Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss. * Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs. * Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. * Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. * Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals, violates their civil rights. * Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches. * New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036. * Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts. * IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. * Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines. JOAT Politician \Pol`i*ti"cian\, n. Latin for career criminal |
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