On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
A catalogue from Lee Valley.

On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two saws for dovetails,
From the catalogue of Lee Valley.

On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three French curves,
Two saws for dovetails,
From the catalogue of Lee Valley.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four spalted billets,
Three French curves,
Two saws for dovetails,
From the catalogue of Lee Valley.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Five gold box rings,
Four spalted billets,
Three French curves,
Two saws for dovetails,
From the catalogue of Lee Valley.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Six geese a-flying,
Five gold box rings,
Four spalted billets,
Three French curves,
Two saws for dovetails,
From the catalogue of Lee Valley.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven swans a-chiseling,
Six geese a-flying,
Five gold box rings,
Four spalted billets,
Three French curves,
Two saws for dovetails,
From the catalogue of Lee Valley.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight wooden milk cans,
Seven swans a-chiseling,
Six geese a-flying,
Five gold box rings,
Four spalted billets,
Three French curves,
Two saws for dovetails,
From the catalogue of Lee Valley.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Nine ladies' work gloves,
Eight wooden milk cans,
Seven swans a-chiseling,
Six geese a-flying,
Five gold box rings,
Four spalted billets,
Three French curves,
Two saws for dovetails,
From the catalogue of Lee Valley.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Ten Loyd's a-puzzling,
Nine ladies' work gloves,
Eight wooden milk cans,
Seven swans a-chiseling,
Six geese a-flying,
Five gold box rings,
Four spalted billets,
Three French curves,
Two saws for dovetails,
From the catalogue of Lee Valley.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven pipe clamps clamping,
Ten Loyd's a-puzzling,
Nine ladies' work gloves,
Eight wooden milk cans,
Seven swans a-chiseling,
Six geese a-flying,
Five gold box rings,
Four spalted billets,
Three French curves,
Two saws for dovetails,
From the catalogue of Lee Valley.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve drums a-sanding,
Eleven pipe clamps clamping,
Ten Loyd's a-puzzling,
Nine ladies' work gloves,
Eight wooden milk cans,
Seven swans a-chiseling,
Six geese a-flying,
Five gold box rings,
Four spalted billets,
Three French curves,
Two saws for dovetails,
From the catalogue of Lee Valley.


Part The Second: Every year there's some guy that calculates the cost
of all the items in the Twelve Days Of Christmas. I wonder what this
one would cost.)


Tom Watson - WoodDorker
tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet (email)
http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1/ (website)

Tom Watson wrote:



On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve drums a-sanding,
Eleven pipe clamps clamping,
Ten Loyd's a-puzzling,
Nine ladies' work gloves,
Eight wooden milk cans,
Seven swans a-chiseling,
Six geese a-flying,
Five gold box rings,
Four spalted billets,
Three French curves,
Two saws for dovetails,
From the catalogue of Lee Valley.


Part The Second: Every year there's some guy that calculates the cost
of all the items in the Twelve Days Of Christmas. I wonder what this
one would cost.)


Tom Watson - WoodDorker
tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet (email)
http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1/ (website)

If you have to ask the price -- perhaps you should not be woodorking
with Lee Valley Tools. tic.

:-)

On 22 Dec 2005 16:05:50 -0800, "WillR" wrote:



If you have to ask the price -- perhaps you should not be woodorking
with Lee Valley Tools. tic.

:-)


Would you really like to see the Twelve Days Of Christmas be geared
towards Harbor Freight?


Tom Watson - WoodDorker
tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet (email)
http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1/ (website)

Tom Watson said:

On 22 Dec 2005 16:05:50 -0800, "WillR" wrote:

If you have to ask the price -- perhaps you should not be woodorking
with Lee Valley Tools. tic.

:-)


Would you really like to see the Twelve Days Of Christmas be geared
towards Harbor Freight?

Blasphemer!


g


Greg G.

On Fri, 23 Dec 2005 00:20:10 +0000, with neither quill nor qualm, Tom
Watson quickly quoth:

On 22 Dec 2005 16:05:50 -0800, "WillR" wrote:
If you have to ask the price -- perhaps you should not be woodorking
with Lee Valley Tools. tic.

:-)

Grok that, Will.


Would you really like to see the Twelve Days Of Christmas be geared
towards Harbor Freight?

Nah, I don't do xmas muzak at -all-. But with the annual hikes and
diminishing value of our dollar compared to theirs, They're looking
more and more like Lie Nielsen and Rolls Royce to my matched set of
crowmarks whack crowbars.


--== May The Angst Be With You! ==--
-Yoda, on a bad day
--
http://diversify.com Ending Your Web Page Angst.

On Wed, 21 Dec 2005 19:35:56 -0500, Tom Watson
scribbled:

On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
A catalogue from Lee Valley.

snip of the eleven remaining days

Thank you Tom.

I printed it out and three of us wooddorkers as well as another 10
people or so enjoyed singing it at our traditional Christmas Eve
dinner.

Luigi
Replace "nonet" with "yukonomics" for real email address
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www.yukonomics.ca/wooddorking/antifaq.html
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On Mon, 26 Dec 2005 22:48:56 -0800, Luigi Zanasi
wrote:



Thank you Tom.

I printed it out and three of us wooddorkers as well as another 10
people or so enjoyed singing it at our traditional Christmas Eve
dinner.


Shazzam!

I'd like to hear a recording of that bad boy!



Tom Watson

http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1/