A builder was erecting a new house. One day when the framing started
going up a sweet little girl about five years old went onto the site to
see what was going on. Her cute personality and bright manner
captivated all of the workmen and they let her hang around watching
them.

The little girl's mother saw this and worried that a building site
wasn't a proper environment for her daughter, but when she went to get
her the foreman assured her that they were looking out for the little
girl's safety and would make certain nothing happened to her. Her
mother felt better and let her stay there.

The little girl started doing small things and errands for the workmen
and, at the end of the day, they all chipped in and gave her $10 for
being such a "wonderful assistant".

She skipped home and showed her mother the windfall, and Mom said, "I'm
glad you had such a good time, dear and you didn't come to any harm.
Are you going to go back there tomorrow?" The little girl replied, "It
all depends if those useless jerkoffs from Lowe's make the delivery
they've been promising for two weeks."

LMAO... Good one.


snip The little girl replied, "It
all depends if those useless jerkoffs from Lowe's make the delivery
they've been promising for two weeks."

I like this version better:

"A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day a
construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot.
The young family's 6 year old daughter naturally took an interest in
all the activity going on next door and started talking with the
workers.
She hung around and eventually the construction crew - gems in the
rough all of them - more or less adopted her as a kind of project
mascot.
They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and
at lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make
her feel important.
At the end of the first week they even presented her with a pay
envelope containing a dollar.
The little girl took this home to her mother who said all the
appropriate words of admiration and suggested that they take the dollar
pay she had received to the bank the next day to start a savings
account.
When they got to the bank the teller was equally impressed with the
story and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay
check at such a young age.
The little girl proudly replied, "I've been working with a crew
building a house all week".
"My goodness gracious", said the teller, "and will you be working on
the house again this week too"?
"I will if those useless cocksuckers at the lumber yard ever bring us
the ****ing bricks", replied the little girl."

djb

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And we here it again.

"foggytown" wrote in message
ups.com...
A builder was erecting a new house. One day when the framing started
going up a sweet little girl about five years old went onto the site to
see what was going on. Her cute personality and bright manner
captivated all of the workmen and they let her hang around watching
them.

The little girl's mother saw this and worried that a building site
wasn't a proper environment for her daughter, but when she went to get
her the foreman assured her that they were looking out for the little
girl's safety and would make certain nothing happened to her. Her
mother felt better and let her stay there.

The little girl started doing small things and errands for the workmen
and, at the end of the day, they all chipped in and gave her $10 for
being such a "wonderful assistant".

She skipped home and showed her mother the windfall, and Mom said, "I'm
glad you had such a good time, dear and you didn't come to any harm.
Are you going to go back there tomorrow?" The little girl replied, "It
all depends if those useless jerkoffs from Lowe's make the delivery
they've been promising for two weeks."