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Norad's Santa Report
I vividly remember one Christmas...
Back in '69 when I lived in Front Royal, Virginia. Christmas eve and it was snowing, snowing, snowing. My family and I were headed off to church for the candlelight services. The snow was already several inches deep and showed no signs of letting up, but that didn't stop my dad from maneuvering the station wagon down the hill where we lived and into town. I recall all the neighbors' Christmas lights twinkling through the fog of snow. The radio was tuned to a station that carried the official government NORAD broadcasts of where Santa's sleigh was last spotted. I imagined some NASA Mission Control-type room with radar screens and Air Force guys all watching Santa make his way around the world. Rumors were flying that year in Mrs. Barnett's First Grade that perhaps Santa was not real; I was confused and didn't quite know what to believe. On the one hand, Santa's hand writing looked suspiciously similar to my mother's. But here was the North American Air Defense Command actually reporting that they'd spotted 9 objects in the skies over the North Pole. It must really have been Santa. It was the government, it was on the radio, they couldn't do that if it wasn't true. It was one of the few Christmas's I remember with such fondness. Quiet. Expectant. Tense. Excited. Magical. Several times today, I sat before my own computer screen, typing in numbers, waiting for the results. Tracking an object from up North and headed for me - and me alone. It's got 750 miles yet to go; right now it's in Salt Lake City having arrived tonight at 8:49 aboard trailer #288130 - kinda heavy too at 847 pounds. It left Harrisburg, PA on Tuesday at 6:30 in the morning. That's making pretty good time. Before Tuesday though, it sat in Harrisburg for almost 3 days. I'm glad I didn't have the information at that time to watch it sit there day after day. It all started the journey on the 28th in Toronto, which is pretty near the North Pole, right? Tomorrow will find me right back at my computer checking on #288130's progress past the wheat and potato fields of Utah, Idaho and Oregon - alongside the Columbia mile after mile - making it's way toward Mt. Hood and Stump Town. Probably won't make it's way to the Chehalem Valley 'til Monday, but I guess I can be patient for a few more days. Quiet. Expectant. Tense. Excited. Magical. We age. We tell ourself we're wiser; not as easily fooled; perhaps feel our excitement with life's events have dulled over the years. But, when it comes right down to it, that 7 year old never grows up; never lets life chase away the anticipation and delight; just can't resist taking a peak inside to feast upon what is to come. -- Owen Lowe Northwest Woodturners, Cascade Woodturners, Pacific Northwest Woodturning Guild ___ Tips fer Turnin': Pour your end-grain sealer into a clean, wide-mouth clothes detergent bottle. The lid makes a handy dipping container for your brush and the leftovers will drain back into the bottle when you recap the jug. |
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It's a good man that still finds the joys of life.
But you didn't tell us... whatcha gettin? Robert |
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AAAHA!
Owen you dog... a Oneway? Only in my fondest dreams... But I guess my current pea green color wouldn't go well with that nice off white. *sigh* I must say though, congratulations! Robert |
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Oneway's my bet, too, Robert. And here's Arch waxing about bigger!
Owen, it finally ended up being a 3520B for me because their show pricing was awesome. I'm putting it together downstairs now. What do you use to keep rust off? That Mount Hood area is COOL. I had the chance to stand at the Sawtooth(?) ranger's station and look across the valley and behind us to the South, Mt. St. Helens. Really neat vista. We rode our motorcycles thru all that land, Vancouver Island, and down the whole coast. I love your land. TomNie "Owen Lowe" wrote in message news I vividly remember one Christmas... Back in '69 when I lived in Front Royal, Virginia. Christmas eve and it was snowing, snowing, snowing. My family and I were headed off to church for the candlelight services. The snow was already several inches deep and showed no signs of letting up, but that didn't stop my dad from maneuvering the station wagon down the hill where we lived and into town. I recall all the neighbors' Christmas lights twinkling through the fog of snow. The radio was tuned to a station that carried the official government NORAD broadcasts of where Santa's sleigh was last spotted. I imagined some NASA Mission Control-type room with radar screens and Air Force guys all watching Santa make his way around the world. Rumors were flying that year in Mrs. Barnett's First Grade that perhaps Santa was not real; I was confused and didn't quite know what to believe. On the one hand, Santa's hand writing looked suspiciously similar to my mother's. But here was the North American Air Defense Command actually reporting that they'd spotted 9 objects in the skies over the North Pole. It must really have been Santa. It was the government, it was on the radio, they couldn't do that if it wasn't true. It was one of the few Christmas's I remember with such fondness. Quiet. Expectant. Tense. Excited. Magical. Several times today, I sat before my own computer screen, typing in numbers, waiting for the results. Tracking an object from up North and headed for me - and me alone. It's got 750 miles yet to go; right now it's in Salt Lake City having arrived tonight at 8:49 aboard trailer #288130 - kinda heavy too at 847 pounds. It left Harrisburg, PA on Tuesday at 6:30 in the morning. That's making pretty good time. Before Tuesday though, it sat in Harrisburg for almost 3 days. I'm glad I didn't have the information at that time to watch it sit there day after day. It all started the journey on the 28th in Toronto, which is pretty near the North Pole, right? Tomorrow will find me right back at my computer checking on #288130's progress past the wheat and potato fields of Utah, Idaho and Oregon - alongside the Columbia mile after mile - making it's way toward Mt. Hood and Stump Town. Probably won't make it's way to the Chehalem Valley 'til Monday, but I guess I can be patient for a few more days. Quiet. Expectant. Tense. Excited. Magical. We age. We tell ourself we're wiser; not as easily fooled; perhaps feel our excitement with life's events have dulled over the years. But, when it comes right down to it, that 7 year old never grows up; never lets life chase away the anticipation and delight; just can't resist taking a peak inside to feast upon what is to come. -- Owen Lowe Northwest Woodturners, Cascade Woodturners, Pacific Northwest Woodturning Guild ___ Tips fer Turnin': Pour your end-grain sealer into a clean, wide-mouth clothes detergent bottle. The lid makes a handy dipping container for your brush and the leftovers will drain back into the bottle when you recap the jug. |
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Great post Owen. I'm glad for the reason you wrote it, but it's hard to
remain a COC after reading it. That's one big lathe that will be used happily and well. Hi Robert, Better a dirty used white than a pristine unused off white. Hey Tom, No intent to rain on anyone's parade, especially Owen's. He gets enough rain. BTW, _use will keep both lathe & turner from rusting. Turn to Safety, Arch Fortiter http://community.webtv.net/almcc/MacsMusings |
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Owen Lowe wrote:
Several times today, I sat before my own computer screen, typing in numbers, waiting for the results. Tracking an object from up North and headed for me - and me alone. It's got 750 miles yet to go; right now it's in Salt Lake City having arrived tonight at 8:49 aboard trailer #288130 - kinda heavy too at 847 pounds. It left Harrisburg, PA on Tuesday at 6:30 in the morning. That's making pretty good time. Before Tuesday though, it sat in Harrisburg for almost 3 days. I'm glad I didn't have the information at that time to watch it sit there day after day. It all started the journey on the 28th in Toronto, which is pretty near the North Pole, right? No self-respecting inhabitant of the Canadian North would _ever_ admit to being anywhere near Toronto Ontario (Hogtown) -- and that's just the way it is. They don't even wear mukluks there... Toronto is in the Deep South of Canada. Just check your maps... -- Will R. Jewel Boxes and Wood Art http://woodwork.pmccl.com The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.” George Bernard Shaw |
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Wow
Talk about Relativity in action. "WillR" wrote in message .. . Owen Lowe wrote: Several times today, I sat before my own computer screen, typing in numbers, waiting for the results. Tracking an object from up North and headed for me - and me alone. It's got 750 miles yet to go; right now it's in Salt Lake City having arrived tonight at 8:49 aboard trailer #288130 - kinda heavy too at 847 pounds. It left Harrisburg, PA on Tuesday at 6:30 in the morning. That's making pretty good time. Before Tuesday though, it sat in Harrisburg for almost 3 days. I'm glad I didn't have the information at that time to watch it sit there day after day. It all started the journey on the 28th in Toronto, which is pretty near the North Pole, right? No self-respecting inhabitant of the Canadian North would _ever_ admit to being anywhere near Toronto Ontario (Hogtown) -- and that's just the way it is. They don't even wear mukluks there... Toronto is in the Deep South of Canada. Just check your maps... -- Will R. Jewel Boxes and Wood Art http://woodwork.pmccl.com The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.” George Bernard Shaw |
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"Tom Nie" wrote: No self-respecting inhabitant of the Canadian North would _ever_ admit to being anywhere near Toronto Ontario (Hogtown) -- and that's just the way it is. They don't even wear mukluks there... Toronto is in the Deep South of Canada. Just check your maps... Isn't all of Canada covered with snow with mooses walking through picture windows? Polar Bears? Ice? Hmmmm. I had no idea Toronto was further south than where I am SW of Portland OR -- Mississauga, ON, where the lathe started its journey is 112.5 miles SOUTH of me! It must be downright balmy up/down there. -- Owen Lowe Northwest Woodturners, Cascade Woodturners, Pacific Northwest Woodturning Guild ___ Tips fer Turnin': Pour your end-grain sealer into a clean, wide-mouth clothes detergent bottle. The lid makes a handy dipping container for your brush and the leftovers will drain back into the bottle when you recap the jug. |
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"Tom Nie" wrote: Oneway's my bet, too, Robert. And here's Arch waxing about bigger! Owen, it finally ended up being a 3520B for me because their show pricing was awesome. I'm putting it together downstairs now. What do you use to keep rust off? That Mount Hood area is COOL. I had the chance to stand at the Sawtooth(?) ranger's station and look across the valley and behind us to the South, Mt. St. Helens. Really neat vista. We rode our motorcycles thru all that land, Vancouver Island, and down the whole coast. I love your land. My apologies, Tom, for the long delay in responding. Congrats on the PM. A turning friend just ordered his PM and I believe is now going through the waiting. As to rust, in my basement I've got no problems with it. It's a fully finished basement that is dry with no mold or moisture problems. The garage shop is another story though. Those tool surfaces are oiled for the winter if I don't have any plans to use them. The bandsaw is waxed when I remember, but I do have to occasionally Scotch-brite or wet/dry sand the table to remove light rusting. I'm in the midst of drying up the situation in there and hope to install a furnace to help keep it dry on the winter days when things *inside* the shop develop condensation. Thanks for the compliments on the area. I'm a northern Arizona native, but grew up back East. Oregon reminds me of Pennsylvania and Virginia with the green and trees. The winters get pretty grim with month after month of overcast, but the Summer and Fall really make up for it in my mind. Too bad our section of the Pacific ocean is so numbingly cold - not like the N. Carolina, Virginia or NewJoicy beaches. -- Owen Lowe Northwest Woodturners, Cascade Woodturners, Pacific Northwest Woodturning Guild ___ Tips fer Turnin': Pour your end-grain sealer into a clean, wide-mouth clothes detergent bottle. The lid makes a handy dipping container for your brush and the leftovers will drain back into the bottle when you recap the jug. |
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Owen Lowe wrote: The radio was tuned to a station that carried the official government NORAD broadcasts of where Santa's sleigh was last spotted. I imagined some NASA Mission Control-type room with radar screens and Air Force guys all watching Santa make his way around the world. Rumors were flying that year in Mrs. Barnett's First Grade that perhaps Santa was not real; I was confused and didn't quite know what to believe. On the one hand, Santa's hand writing looked suspiciously similar to my mother's. But here was the North American Air Defense Command actually reporting that they'd spotted 9 objects in the skies over the North Pole. It must really have been Santa. It was the government, it was on the radio, they couldn't do that if it wasn't true. snip Several times today, I sat before my own computer screen, typing in numbers, waiting for the results. Tracking an object from up North and headed for me - and me alone. It's got 750 miles yet to go; right now it's in Salt Lake City having arrived tonight at 8:49 aboard trailer #288130 - kinda heavy too at 847 pounds. It left Harrisburg, PA on Tuesday at 6:30 in the morning. That's making pretty good time. Before Tuesday though, it sat in Harrisburg for almost 3 days. My little package has been sitting at the freight terminal near PDX since last Friday morning - called them early that afternoon. They don't run trucks out my way until tomorrow (tuesday) so have been sitting on my excitement for 4 days now. Kinda like spotting Santa's sleigh and team on the roof of the neighbor's house and then having to wait, wait, wait for him to rise up the chimney for the hop-skip-jump to my roof. -- Owen Lowe Northwest Woodturners, Cascade Woodturners, Pacific Northwest Woodturning Guild ___ Tips fer Turnin': Pour your end-grain sealer into a clean, wide-mouth clothes detergent bottle. The lid makes a handy dipping container for your brush and the leftovers will drain back into the bottle when you recap the jug. |
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