My mother recently had her little front garden block paved, as she is no
longer able to maintain it as a 'green' garden.

She is distressed to find that bird droppings show up quite badly! She
is having difficulty removing the mess, but would like to do so herself
(she is very independent). She can't bend too well.

Any ideas, please?

--
Bob Eager
begin a new life...dump Windows!

This should be fun.

"Bob Eager" wrote in message
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My mother recently had her little front garden block paved, as she is no
longer able to maintain it as a 'green' garden.

She is distressed to find that bird droppings show up quite badly! She
is having difficulty removing the mess, but would like to do so herself
(she is very independent). She can't bend too well.

Any ideas, please?

--
Bob Eager

Buy her a jet wash.

Rory

"Bob Eager" wrote in message
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My mother recently had her little front garden block paved, as she is no
longer able to maintain it as a 'green' garden.

She is distressed to find that bird droppings show up quite badly! She
is having difficulty removing the mess, but would like to do so herself
(she is very independent). She can't bend too well.

Any ideas, please?


Karcher cleaner. On the narrowest setting you can do it from a garden
chair.

"Bob Eager" wrote in message
...
My mother recently had her little front garden block paved, as she is no
longer able to maintain it as a 'green' garden.

She is distressed to find that bird droppings show up quite badly! She
is having difficulty removing the mess, but would like to do so herself
(she is very independent). She can't bend too well.

Any ideas, please?

--
Bob Eager


If she cannot bend too well she shouldn't be doing it herself, leave it to
the birds!

Sorry but couldn't resist

John

"Bob Eager" wrote in message
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My mother recently had her little front garden block paved, as she is no
longer able to maintain it as a 'green' garden.

She is distressed to find that bird droppings show up quite badly! She
is having difficulty removing the mess, but would like to do so herself
(she is very independent). She can't bend too well.

Any ideas, please?

do it for her?

mrcheerful

On Sat, 5 Feb 2005 00:15:47 UTC, "mrcheerful
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wrote:


"Bob Eager" wrote in message
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My mother recently had her little front garden block paved, as she is no
longer able to maintain it as a 'green' garden.

She is distressed to find that bird droppings show up quite badly! She
is having difficulty removing the mess, but would like to do so herself
(she is very independent). She can't bend too well.

Any ideas, please?

do it for her?

She lives 120 miles away...

--
Bob Eager
begin a new life...dump Windows!

Bob Eager wrote:

My mother recently had her little front garden block paved, as she is no
longer able to maintain it as a 'green' garden.

She is distressed to find that bird droppings show up quite badly! She
is having difficulty removing the mess, but would like to do so herself
(she is very independent). She can't bend too well.

Any ideas, please?

Brick acid and a hose.

Brick acid and a hose.

That'll certainly unbend her !!

Bob Eager wrote:

My mother recently had her little front garden block paved, as she is no
longer able to maintain it as a 'green' garden.

She is distressed to find that bird droppings show up quite badly! She
is having difficulty removing the mess, but would like to do so herself
(she is very independent). She can't bend too well.

Any ideas, please?

I've used a very stiff scrubbing brush, made to fit on the end of a broom
handle. They're old-fashioned, but very effective - and they don't require
bending.

In article , rde42
@spamcop.net says...
My mother recently had her little front garden block paved, as she is no
longer able to maintain it as a 'green' garden.

She is distressed to find that bird droppings show up quite badly! She
is having difficulty removing the mess, but would like to do so herself
(she is very independent). She can't bend too well.

Any ideas, please?



12 bore, but not when she has just hung out the washing.
--
Paul Mc Cann

Send her on one of these :

http://www.sussexfalconrycentre.co.uk/courses.htm

"Rodders" wrote in message
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"Bob Eager" wrote in message
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My mother recently had her little front garden block paved, as she is no
longer able to maintain it as a 'green' garden.

She is distressed to find that bird droppings show up quite badly! She
is having difficulty removing the mess, but would like to do so herself
(she is very independent). She can't bend too well.

Any ideas, please?

Find her a hobby to stop her looking at it.

Mary

On Sat, 5 Feb 2005 11:45:00 UTC, "Mary Fisher"
wrote:

Find her a hobby to stop her looking at it.

He died six months ago.

--
Bob Eager
begin a new life...dump Windows!

Mary Fisher wrote:

"Rodders" wrote in message
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"Bob Eager" wrote in message
...

My mother recently had her little front garden block paved, as she is no
longer able to maintain it as a 'green' garden.

She is distressed to find that bird droppings show up quite badly! She
is having difficulty removing the mess, but would like to do so herself
(she is very independent). She can't bend too well.

Any ideas, please?


Find her a hobby to stop her looking at it.


Smash her ruddy glaases.

Mary

*Solution*

Rather than clear up the mess, treat God's little feathered creations
to regular large amounts of bread and other birdy food, liberally
soaked in copious amounts of appropriately matched (to block paving),
food dye, then their **** will blend in and the old biddy won't notice.

On Sun, 6 Feb 2005 03:13:19 UTC, "keng" wrote:

*Solution*

Well, at least one person (not you!) had a constructive idea, in among
all the crap and snide remarks.

--
Bob Eager
begin a new life...dump Windows!

*Solution*

Well, at least one person (not you!) had a constructive idea, in
among
all the crap and snide remarks.

OOPS !!

There was me thinking it was a wind up all along :-(