Just come home - the missus has painted the floor with top quality (arrrgh!)
brilliant white vinyl silk.
1930's floor boards and the rooms so bright its started to make a humming
sound.
So, my multiple chioce question is - how long is it gonna last before it
flakes off?

hours - days - weeks - months!!! - years?

personally my bet's on 3 days for flaking and 20 minuites to turn mud brown
thanks to our Border Collie.