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Changing gas mantles without access equipment
Annie Smith had a right long nose
She earned her living washing clothes Once, dealing with a knicker tangle, She got her snout caught up int mangle. Stop winding Madge, you gormless mare! She gasped as tmangle grabbed her hair. Madge was deaf, and reading tBeano, Annies plight well how would she know? Madge kept winding fast as owt, The mangle was on Annies throat By gum! thought Madge whilst turning tpage, I must be weakening due to age! This mangle andles very stiff! (Of course it was: poor Annie Smith!) Annie passed right through t' rollers, She nearly spat out all her molars. Doctor said he could do nowt, But Annie, please do not emote! Youre wide and rather elongated, And also somewhat corrugated. But look ont bright side lass and think Although I cannot make you shrink, Youre very tall; your arms are long, Youll find a job where you belong. So Annie went to tcouncil yard. Street lighting gaffer thought quite hard. It wasnt long before he had her Changing mantles with no ladder. Bill |
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Changing gas mantles without access equipment
williamwright has brought this to us :
Changing mantles with no ladder. Not heard that one before -like it :-) |
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Changing gas mantles without access equipment
On 09/09/2020 20:53, Harry Bloomfield wrote:
williamwright has brought this to us : Changing mantles with no ladder. Not heard that one before -like it :-) No well you won't have because I made it up and then left it on my hard drive, forgotten until today! Bill |
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