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The 30 year old, 20 stone, 7 foot tall, unemployable imbecile, still living
with his parents next door has got a new cat. The other cats have all died
:-)
He was telling me that he is very upset that his stinking cat will only ****
in the litter tray in his house and that it should **** elsewhere. I asked
him where. He said that he did not care.
I told him that my dog does not nip out and **** in his garden and that if
his stinking cat ****s in my garden I WILL kill it.
His mouth opened and closed several times, then he walked away.
Typical cowardly cat owner. He is also a poverty cyclist.






 
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