The 30 year old, 20 stone, 7 foot tall, unemployable imbecile, still living
with his parents next door has got a new cat. The other cats have all died
:-)
He was telling me that he is very upset that his stinking cat will only ****
in the litter tray in his house and that it should **** elsewhere. I asked
him where. He said that he did not care.
I told him that my dog does not nip out and **** in his garden and that if
his stinking cat ****s in my garden I WILL kill it.
His mouth opened and closed several times, then he walked away.
Typical cowardly cat owner. He is also a poverty cyclist.

Well, if it were just one cat it would not be so much of a problem would it.
but every so often the cat population increases and they do tend to mark
their territory by crap markers just below the soil level as a warning to
other nearby cats that this area is taken. they are only doing what they do
in the wild.

This is why using Lion Dung is supposed to work to deter them of course.
Brian

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news
The 30 year old, 20 stone, 7 foot tall, unemployable imbecile, still
living with his parents next door has got a new cat. The other cats have
all died :-)
He was telling me that he is very upset that his stinking cat will only
**** in the litter tray in his house and that it should **** elsewhere. I
asked him where. He said that he did not care.
I told him that my dog does not nip out and **** in his garden and that if
his stinking cat ****s in my garden I WILL kill it.
His mouth opened and closed several times, then he walked away.
Typical cowardly cat owner. He is also a poverty cyclist.

On Mon, 22 May 2017 08:43:40 +0100, "Brian Gaff"
wrote:

Well, if it were just one cat it would not be so much of a problem would it.
but every so often the cat population increases and they do tend to mark
their territory by crap markers just below the soil level as a warning to
other nearby cats that this area is taken. they are only doing what they do
in the wild.

But they're not "wild". They are pets. Owners should be responsible
for them IMHO.
FWIW Many cats **** in my garden and nothing I have done works to
deter them.

This is why using Lion Dung is supposed to work to deter them of course.

I don't have any pet Lions!

On Sunday, 21 May 2017 21:19:37 UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
The 30 year old, 20 stone, 7 foot tall, unemployable imbecile, still living
with his parents next door has got a new cat. The other cats have all died
:-)
He was telling me that he is very upset that his stinking cat will only ****
in the litter tray in his house and that it should **** elsewhere. I asked
him where. He said that he did not care.
I told him that my dog does not nip out and **** in his garden and that if
his stinking cat ****s in my garden I WILL kill it.
His mouth opened and closed several times, then he walked away.
Typical cowardly cat owner. He is also a poverty cyclist.

Cats are useful in the garden.
They catch mice and moles.

On 22/05/2017 08:43, Brian Gaff wrote:

This is why using Lion Dung is supposed to work to deter them of course.

A shotgun works better. Why is even a single cat belonging to someone
else ****ting in your garden acceptable?


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harry wrote:
On Sunday, 21 May 2017 21:19:37 UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
The 30 year old, 20 stone, 7 foot tall, unemployable imbecile, still
living with his parents next door has got a new cat. The other cats
have all died :-)
He was telling me that he is very upset that his stinking cat will
only **** in the litter tray in his house and that it should ****
elsewhere. I asked him where. He said that he did not care.
I told him that my dog does not nip out and **** in his garden and
that if his stinking cat ****s in my garden I WILL kill it.
His mouth opened and closed several times, then he walked away.
Typical cowardly cat owner. He is also a poverty cyclist.

Cats are useful in the garden.
They catch mice and moles.

I have yet to see a mouse, its droppings or a mole in my garden.

Tim Streater wrote:
In article ,
harry wrote:

On Sunday, 21 May 2017 21:19:37 UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
The 30 year old, 20 stone, 7 foot tall, unemployable imbecile,
still living with his parents next door has got a new cat. The
other cats have all died :-)
He was telling me that he is very upset that his stinking cat will
only **** in the litter tray in his house and that it should ****
elsewhere. I asked him where. He said that he did not care.
I told him that my dog does not nip out and **** in his garden and
that if his stinking cat ****s in my garden I WILL kill it.
His mouth opened and closed several times, then he walked away.
Typical cowardly cat owner. He is also a poverty cyclist.

Cats are useful in the garden.
They catch mice and moles.

And rabbits and squirrels, in our case.

No rabbits or squirrels in our case.

alan_m wrote:
On 22/05/2017 08:43, Brian Gaff wrote:

This is why using Lion Dung is supposed to work to deter them of
course.

A shotgun works better. Why is even a single cat belonging to someone
else ****ting in your garden acceptable?

Because their self righteous, pikey, selfish owners think it is.

On Mon, 22 May 2017 09:41:25 -0700 (PDT), harry
wrote:

On Sunday, 21 May 2017 21:19:37 UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
The 30 year old, 20 stone, 7 foot tall, unemployable imbecile, still living
with his parents next door has got a new cat. The other cats have all died
:-)
He was telling me that he is very upset that his stinking cat will only ****
in the litter tray in his house and that it should **** elsewhere. I asked
him where. He said that he did not care.
I told him that my dog does not nip out and **** in his garden and that if
his stinking cat ****s in my garden I WILL kill it.
His mouth opened and closed several times, then he walked away.
Typical cowardly cat owner. He is also a poverty cyclist.

Cats are useful in the garden.
They catch mice and moles.

Cats are far more of a pest than mice.

Mark wrote:
On Mon, 22 May 2017 09:41:25 -0700 (PDT), harry
wrote:

On Sunday, 21 May 2017 21:19:37 UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
The 30 year old, 20 stone, 7 foot tall, unemployable imbecile,
still living with his parents next door has got a new cat. The
other cats have all died :-)
He was telling me that he is very upset that his stinking cat will
only **** in the litter tray in his house and that it should ****
elsewhere. I asked him where. He said that he did not care.
I told him that my dog does not nip out and **** in his garden and
that if his stinking cat ****s in my garden I WILL kill it.
His mouth opened and closed several times, then he walked away.
Typical cowardly cat owner. He is also a poverty cyclist.

Cats are useful in the garden.
They catch mice and moles.

Cats are far more of a pest than mice.

HA!
About 3 years ago whilst weeding my garden I ended up with my kneeling mat
full of cat **** and my jeans full of cat ****.
The mat went into the bin.
The cat **** parts of my jeans were cut out and chucked into the cat owners
garden. He saw me do it and never said a word.

On 22/05/2017 17:52, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Tim Streater wrote:
In article ,
harry wrote:

On Sunday, 21 May 2017 21:19:37 UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
The 30 year old, 20 stone, 7 foot tall, unemployable imbecile,
still living with his parents next door has got a new cat. The
other cats have all died :-)
He was telling me that he is very upset that his stinking cat will
only **** in the litter tray in his house and that it should ****
elsewhere. I asked him where. He said that he did not care.
I told him that my dog does not nip out and **** in his garden and
that if his stinking cat ****s in my garden I WILL kill it.
His mouth opened and closed several times, then he walked away.
Typical cowardly cat owner. He is also a poverty cyclist.

Cats are useful in the garden.
They catch mice and moles.

And rabbits and squirrels, in our case.

No rabbits or squirrels in our case.

Just plastic butterflies then?



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En el artículo , Mr Pounder Esquire
escribió:

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g7...roll-meter.gif

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(")_(") the one I never tried before." - Mae West

On 22/05/2017 17:44, Tim Streater wrote:
In article ,
harry wrote:

On Sunday, 21 May 2017 21:19:37 UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
The 30 year old, 20 stone, 7 foot tall, unemployable imbecile, still
living with his parents next door has got a new cat. The other cats
have all died :-)

Cats are useful in the garden.
They catch mice and moles.

And rabbits and squirrels, in our case.

They mostly murder the birdlife round here.

Mike Tomlinson wrote:
En el artículo , Mr Pounder Esquire
escribió:

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g7...roll-meter.gif

I've never been a troll and as a moderator you will know that.
I really think that you should apologise for that slur, Mr Moderator.

On Monday, 22 May 2017 19:10:53 UTC+1, Mike Tomlinson wrote:
En el artÃ*culo , Mr Pounder Esquire
escribió:

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g7...roll-meter.gif

and

https://theregulatortoo.files.wordpr...-animation.gif


NT

Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
The 30 year old, 20 stone, 7 foot tall, unemployable imbecile, still
living with his parents next door has got a new cat. The other cats
have all died :-)
He was telling me that he is very upset that his stinking cat will
only **** in the litter tray in his house and that it should ****
elsewhere. I asked him where. He said that he did not care.
I told him that my dog does not nip out and **** in his garden and
that if his stinking cat ****s in my garden I WILL kill it.
His mouth opened and closed several times, then he walked away.
Typical cowardly cat owner. He is also a poverty cyclist.

Being a bit thick, he's probably just realising that you've killed all his
other pets and next he'll work out what he's going to do about it. Expect
poisoned bacon or chicken to appear in your garden soon and don't be
surprised if, one night you feel a thud on the back of your head and wake up
12 hours later with a mouthfull of cold cat ****

wrote:
On Monday, 22 May 2017 19:10:53 UTC+1, Mike Tomlinson wrote:
En el artículo , Mr Pounder Esquire
escribió:

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g7...roll-meter.gif

and

https://theregulatortoo.files.wordpr...-animation.gif


NT

Very good. FFS.
I have not yet received a reply from the uk.legal.moderated moderator.

Phil L wrote:
Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
The 30 year old, 20 stone, 7 foot tall, unemployable imbecile, still
living with his parents next door has got a new cat. The other cats
have all died :-)
He was telling me that he is very upset that his stinking cat will
only **** in the litter tray in his house and that it should ****
elsewhere. I asked him where. He said that he did not care.
I told him that my dog does not nip out and **** in his garden and
that if his stinking cat ****s in my garden I WILL kill it.
His mouth opened and closed several times, then he walked away.
Typical cowardly cat owner. He is also a poverty cyclist.

Being a bit thick, he's probably just realising that you've killed
all his other pets and next he'll work out what he's going to do
about it. Expect poisoned bacon or chicken to appear in your garden
soon and don't be surprised if, one night you feel a thud on the back
of your head and wake up 12 hours later with a mouthfull of cold cat
****

A bit thick? He is as thick as they come as most cat owners are. Yer wanna
see his low IQ girlfriend that lives with this imbecile in his parent's
house. Both are life long failures........ as are all cat lovers. And you.
He has not got the intelligence to attempt to poison my dog
You speak as a low IQ violent cat owner. Full of stupidity
What a council estate low life pillock you really are.

On 22/05/2017 19:17, Andrew wrote:
On 22/05/2017 17:44, Tim Streater wrote:
In article ,
harry wrote:

On Sunday, 21 May 2017 21:19:37 UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
The 30 year old, 20 stone, 7 foot tall, unemployable imbecile, still
living with his parents next door has got a new cat. The other cats
have all died :-)

Cats are useful in the garden.
They catch mice and moles.

And rabbits and squirrels, in our case.

They mostly murder the birdlife round here.

What's left of them. And it's not the cats

https://www.rspb.org.uk/get-involved...ddeclines.aspx

And cats kill 55 million birds a year according to this one?


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/science...-cat-on-a-lead

So? I usually get one of two birds hit the windscreen or the house
window every year. Multiply that by the number of houses and cars in the UK.

I did the RSPB's garden survey last year. I told then that I had three
Golden Eagles and an Albatross in my back garden.

--
Adam

On 22/05/2017 21:31, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Phil L wrote:
Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
The 30 year old, 20 stone, 7 foot tall, unemployable imbecile, still
living with his parents next door has got a new cat. The other cats
have all died :-)
He was telling me that he is very upset that his stinking cat will
only **** in the litter tray in his house and that it should ****
elsewhere. I asked him where. He said that he did not care.
I told him that my dog does not nip out and **** in his garden and
that if his stinking cat ****s in my garden I WILL kill it.
His mouth opened and closed several times, then he walked away.
Typical cowardly cat owner. He is also a poverty cyclist.

Being a bit thick, he's probably just realising that you've killed
all his other pets and next he'll work out what he's going to do
about it. Expect poisoned bacon or chicken to appear in your garden
soon and don't be surprised if, one night you feel a thud on the back
of your head and wake up 12 hours later with a mouthfull of cold cat
****

A bit thick? He is as thick as they come as most cat owners are. Yer wanna
see his low IQ girlfriend that lives with this imbecile in his parent's
house. Both are life long failures........ as are all cat lovers. And you.
He has not got the intelligence to attempt to poison my dog
You speak as a low IQ violent cat owner. Full of stupidity
What a council estate low life pillock you really are.




Are these your detached neighbours with the nice silver Merc and loft
conversion or your attached neighbours that are next door to the cheap
flats that are right next door to the off licence?


--
Adam

Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Phil L wrote:
Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
The 30 year old, 20 stone, 7 foot tall, unemployable imbecile, still
living with his parents next door has got a new cat. The other cats
have all died :-)
He was telling me that he is very upset that his stinking cat will
only **** in the litter tray in his house and that it should ****
elsewhere. I asked him where. He said that he did not care.
I told him that my dog does not nip out and **** in his garden and
that if his stinking cat ****s in my garden I WILL kill it.
His mouth opened and closed several times, then he walked away.
Typical cowardly cat owner. He is also a poverty cyclist.

Being a bit thick, he's probably just realising that you've killed
all his other pets and next he'll work out what he's going to do
about it. Expect poisoned bacon or chicken to appear in your garden
soon and don't be surprised if, one night you feel a thud on the back
of your head and wake up 12 hours later with a mouthfull of cold cat
****

A bit thick? He is as thick as they come as most cat owners are. Yer
wanna see his low IQ girlfriend that lives with this imbecile in his
parent's house. Both are life long failures........ as are all cat
lovers. And you. He has not got the intelligence to attempt to poison
my dog You speak as a low IQ violent cat owner. Full of stupidity
What a council estate low life pillock you really are.

I'm a dog owner. I own my own house and buisness. You are a low life
cocksucking faggot just like your dad was before you and I live not very far
from you, so you'd better watch your ****ing mouth, ****, or you will feel
something on the back of your head, and soon.

On 22/05/2017 08:43, Brian Gaff wrote:

This is why using Lion Dung is supposed to work to deter them of course.

So to stop cats ****ting in my garden I have to cover it in big cat

****? (・_・ヾ

On Mon, 22 May 2017 23:57:32 +0100, soup
wrote:

On 22/05/2017 08:43, Brian Gaff wrote:

This is why using Lion Dung is supposed to work to deter them of course.

So to stop cats ****ting in my garden I have to cover it in big cat

Or ... if your circumstances allow, get one of these:

https://www.primrose.co.uk/pestbye-j...er-p-1907.html

We had one in the back garden when we were growing produce and it kept
the filthy pointless trespassing fleabags from crapping on our veg
very effectively. ;-)

I was considering doping the water with some form of vivid die or
strong smell that they can traipse back over their 'owners' homes but
a friendly neighbour must have got there first with some nice black
grease or some such on the top of his fence ... ;-)

It was really difficult to look upset / shocked when the cat 'owner'
told me about her ruined white sofa ... ;-(

The only thing I saw that caused trespassing cats move faster than the
automatic water jet was when they were being followed closely, at
speed, round OUR garden by OUR whippets and lurcher. None of the dogs
wanted to kill the things ... they just wanted them out their
territory as much as we did (well, us and all the catless neighbours
who had to put up with them and their irresponsible owners). ;-)

Cheers, T i m

"soup" wrote in message
...
On 22/05/2017 08:43, Brian Gaff wrote:

This is why using Lion Dung is supposed to work to deter them of course.

So to stop cats ****ting in my garden I have to cover it in big cat ****?
(・_・ヾ

Nope, just add a couple of big cat turds.

On Monday, 22 May 2017 17:47:33 UTC+1, alan_m wrote:
On 22/05/2017 08:43, Brian Gaff wrote:

This is why using Lion Dung is supposed to work to deter them of course.

A shotgun works better.

Really, you sit around for 24/7 waiting to shoot a cat.

Why is even a single cat belonging to someone
else ****ting in your garden acceptable?

that's what they do it's like birds also ****ting in your garden.

On Monday, 22 May 2017 21:31:40 UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Phil L wrote:
Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
The 30 year old, 20 stone, 7 foot tall, unemployable imbecile, still
living with his parents next door has got a new cat. The other cats
have all died :-)
He was telling me that he is very upset that his stinking cat will
only **** in the litter tray in his house and that it should ****
elsewhere. I asked him where. He said that he did not care.
I told him that my dog does not nip out and **** in his garden and
that if his stinking cat ****s in my garden I WILL kill it.
His mouth opened and closed several times, then he walked away.
Typical cowardly cat owner. He is also a poverty cyclist.

Being a bit thick, he's probably just realising that you've killed
all his other pets and next he'll work out what he's going to do
about it. Expect poisoned bacon or chicken to appear in your garden
soon and don't be surprised if, one night you feel a thud on the back
of your head and wake up 12 hours later with a mouthfull of cold cat
****

A bit thick? He is as thick as they come as most cat owners are. Yer wanna
see his low IQ girlfriend that lives with this imbecile in his parent's
house. Both are life long failures........ as are all cat lovers.


http://time.com/2798972/studies-show...an-dog-people/

On Monday, 22 May 2017 22:01:42 UTC+1, ARW wrote:
On 22/05/2017 19:17, Andrew wrote:
On 22/05/2017 17:44, Tim Streater wrote:
In article ,
harry wrote:

On Sunday, 21 May 2017 21:19:37 UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
The 30 year old, 20 stone, 7 foot tall, unemployable imbecile, still
living with his parents next door has got a new cat. The other cats
have all died :-)

Cats are useful in the garden.
They catch mice and moles.

And rabbits and squirrels, in our case.

They mostly murder the birdlife round here.

What's left of them. And it's not the cats

https://www.rspb.org.uk/get-involved...ddeclines.aspx

And cats kill 55 million birds a year according to this one?

did you read it. ?
----------------
No evidence

Despite the large numbers of birds killed, there is no scientific evidence that predation by cats in gardens is having any impact on bird populations UK-wide. This may be surprising, but many millions of birds die naturally every year, mainly through starvation, disease, or other forms of predation. There is evidence that cats tend to take weak or sickly birds.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/science...-cat-on-a-lead

So? I usually get one of two birds hit the windscreen or the house
window every year. Multiply that by the number of houses and cars in the UK.

The worst are those traveling down country lanes the backdraft can knock a barnowl for from the sky.


I did the RSPB's garden survey last year. I told then that I had three
Golden Eagles and an Albatross in my back garden.

A french flatmate once told me that there were two dodos sitting on my kitchen window ceil, I didn't belive her either.

On Tue, 23 May 2017 03:11:43 -0700 (PDT), whisky-dave
wrote:

On Monday, 22 May 2017 17:47:33 UTC+1, alan_m wrote:
On 22/05/2017 08:43, Brian Gaff wrote:

This is why using Lion Dung is supposed to work to deter them of course.

A shotgun works better.

Really, you sit around for 24/7 waiting to shoot a cat.

I shoot them with a water pistol.

Why is even a single cat belonging to someone
else ****ting in your garden acceptable?

that's what they do it's like birds also ****ting in your garden.

No. Birds are wild, Cats are pets.

On Tuesday, 23 May 2017 12:23:04 UTC+1, Mark wrote:
On Tue, 23 May 2017 03:11:43 -0700 (PDT), whisky-dave
wrote:

On Monday, 22 May 2017 17:47:33 UTC+1, alan_m wrote:
On 22/05/2017 08:43, Brian Gaff wrote:

This is why using Lion Dung is supposed to work to deter them of course.

A shotgun works better.

Really, you sit around for 24/7 waiting to shoot a cat.

I shoot them with a water pistol.

but you still wait around 24/7. Seems more than a full time job to be haven't you anything better to do with yuor time ?
Most cats prefer hunting at night too.


Why is even a single cat belonging to someone
else ****ting in your garden acceptable?

that's what they do it's like birds also ****ting in your garden.

No. Birds are wild, Cats are pets.

Cats adopt humans as staff and it;s difficult to train a cat, dogs need friends and will do what they can to please you whereas cats have a mind of their own and do what they want.

On Tue, 23 May 2017 04:55:20 -0700 (PDT), whisky-dave
wrote:

On Tuesday, 23 May 2017 12:23:04 UTC+1, Mark wrote:
On Tue, 23 May 2017 03:11:43 -0700 (PDT), whisky-dave
wrote:

On Monday, 22 May 2017 17:47:33 UTC+1, alan_m wrote:
On 22/05/2017 08:43, Brian Gaff wrote:

This is why using Lion Dung is supposed to work to deter them of course.

A shotgun works better.

Really, you sit around for 24/7 waiting to shoot a cat.

I shoot them with a water pistol.

but you still wait around 24/7. Seems more than a full time job to be haven't you anything better to do with yuor time ?
Most cats prefer hunting at night too.

I don't wait around 24/7. If I see a cat about to **** in my garden I
will shoot it with the water pistol. Maybe it will think twice before
using my garden again.


Why is even a single cat belonging to someone
else ****ting in your garden acceptable?

that's what they do it's like birds also ****ting in your garden.

No. Birds are wild, Cats are pets.

Cats adopt humans as staff and it;s difficult to train a cat, dogs need friends
and will do what they can to please you whereas cats have a mind of their own and do what they want.

But, IMHO, if people have pets they should take responsibility for
them. If cats cannot be controlled, then people should not have them
for pets.

On Tuesday, 23 May 2017 13:05:28 UTC+1, Mark wrote:
On Tue, 23 May 2017 04:55:20 -0700 (PDT), whisky-dave
wrote:

On Tuesday, 23 May 2017 12:23:04 UTC+1, Mark wrote:
On Tue, 23 May 2017 03:11:43 -0700 (PDT), whisky-dave
wrote:

On Monday, 22 May 2017 17:47:33 UTC+1, alan_m wrote:
On 22/05/2017 08:43, Brian Gaff wrote:

This is why using Lion Dung is supposed to work to deter them of course.

A shotgun works better.

Really, you sit around for 24/7 waiting to shoot a cat.

I shoot them with a water pistol.

but you still wait around 24/7. Seems more than a full time job to be haven't you anything better to do with yuor time ?
Most cats prefer hunting at night too.

I don't wait around 24/7. If I see a cat about to **** in my garden I
will shoot it with the water pistol. Maybe it will think twice before
using my garden again.

It might think twice but it's unlikely to make it change it's mind about where it wants to ****. Cats tend to take the same path and do the same things they did before if they can. I've heard that curry powder or pepper can work.
Good luck, at least you're not being cruel to the cats.
I can understand the frustration cats can very much be like students, just had a student going through my storage unit, should be staff only so I asked what are you looking for, oh I want to make a dream catcher..!!!!!
I had to remoind her that this is an electronics teaching lab she said she know as she's been here 3 years.



and will do what they can to please you whereas cats have a mind of their own and do what they want.

But, IMHO, if people have pets they should take responsibility for
them. If cats cannot be controlled, then people should not have them
for pets.

I think this is worse that a few bits of **** in a garden or the crap left on pavements.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...e-Harbour.html

On Tue, 23 May 2017 13:05:19 +0100, Mark
wrote:

On Tue, 23 May 2017 04:55:20 -0700 (PDT), whisky-dave
wrote:
snip

Why is even a single cat belonging to someone
else ****ting in your garden acceptable?

that's what they do it's like birds also ****ting in your garden.


No. Birds are wild, Cats are pets.

Quite, unless a neighbour keeps a pet goose and lets it crap in your
garden it's hardly the same thing is it. rolls eyes

I'm in the process of breeding a '****e Hawk' ... a hawk that mainly
predates on any cat, straying into any place owned by others and who
don't want it there [1] ... and then it craps the digested remains
back out in the middle of the cat owners lawn of veg plot. It's only
nature after all and I can't see why my 'pet' shouldn't have the exact
same rights as any cat. ;-)


Cats adopt humans as staff and it;s difficult to train a cat, dogs need friends
and will do what they can to please you whereas cats have a mind of their own and do what they want.

But, IMHO, if people have pets they should take responsibility for
them. If cats cannot be controlled, then people should not have them
for pets.

+millions (of people suffering primarily from cats owned by other
people).

Cheers, T i m

[1] Non cat owners can put up a special laser indicator that the ****e
Hawk is trained to use as 'permission' for such vermin control. ;-)

On 23/05/17 13:05, Mark wrote:
On Tue, 23 May 2017 04:55:20 -0700 (PDT), whisky-dave
wrote:

On Tuesday, 23 May 2017 12:23:04 UTC+1, Mark wrote:
On Tue, 23 May 2017 03:11:43 -0700 (PDT), whisky-dave
wrote:

On Monday, 22 May 2017 17:47:33 UTC+1, alan_m wrote:
On 22/05/2017 08:43, Brian Gaff wrote:

This is why using Lion Dung is supposed to work to deter them of course.

A shotgun works better.

Really, you sit around for 24/7 waiting to shoot a cat.

I shoot them with a water pistol.

but you still wait around 24/7. Seems more than a full time job to be haven't you anything better to do with yuor time ?
Most cats prefer hunting at night too.

I don't wait around 24/7. If I see a cat about to **** in my garden I
will shoot it with the water pistol. Maybe it will think twice before
using my garden again.


Why is even a single cat belonging to someone
else ****ting in your garden acceptable?

that's what they do it's like birds also ****ting in your garden.

No. Birds are wild, Cats are pets.

Cats adopt humans as staff and it;s difficult to train a cat, dogs need friends
and will do what they can to please you whereas cats have a mind of their own and do what they want.

But, IMHO, if people have pets they should take responsibility for
them. If cats cannot be controlled, then people should not have them
for pets.


If only that principle applied to children


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puts mah heel on um jess the same if'n I catches him around mah chillun".

On Tue, 23 May 2017 05:57:12 -0700 (PDT), whisky-dave
wrote:

On Tuesday, 23 May 2017 13:05:28 UTC+1, Mark wrote:
On Tue, 23 May 2017 04:55:20 -0700 (PDT), whisky-dave
wrote:

On Tuesday, 23 May 2017 12:23:04 UTC+1, Mark wrote:
On Tue, 23 May 2017 03:11:43 -0700 (PDT), whisky-dave
wrote:

On Monday, 22 May 2017 17:47:33 UTC+1, alan_m wrote:
On 22/05/2017 08:43, Brian Gaff wrote:

This is why using Lion Dung is supposed to work to deter them of course.

A shotgun works better.

Really, you sit around for 24/7 waiting to shoot a cat.

I shoot them with a water pistol.

but you still wait around 24/7. Seems more than a full time job to be haven't you anything better to do with yuor time ?
Most cats prefer hunting at night too.

I don't wait around 24/7. If I see a cat about to **** in my garden I
will shoot it with the water pistol. Maybe it will think twice before
using my garden again.

It might think twice but it's unlikely to make it change it's mind about where it wants
to ****. Cats tend to take the same path and do the same things they did before if they can. I've heard that curry powder or pepper can work.

Tried it. Does not work.

and will do what they can to please you whereas cats have a mind of their own and do what they want.

But, IMHO, if people have pets they should take responsibility for
them. If cats cannot be controlled, then people should not have them
for pets.

I think this is worse that a few bits of **** in a garden or the crap left on pavements.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...e-Harbour.html

Yes. This is worse, but cats are still a problem.

On Tue, 23 May 2017 13:59:46 +0100, T i m wrote:

On Tue, 23 May 2017 13:05:19 +0100, Mark
wrote:

On Tue, 23 May 2017 04:55:20 -0700 (PDT), whisky-dave
wrote:
snip

Why is even a single cat belonging to someone
else ****ting in your garden acceptable?

that's what they do it's like birds also ****ting in your garden.


No. Birds are wild, Cats are pets.

Quite, unless a neighbour keeps a pet goose and lets it crap in your
garden it's hardly the same thing is it. rolls eyes

I'm in the process of breeding a '****e Hawk' ... a hawk that mainly
predates on any cat, straying into any place owned by others and who
don't want it there [1] ... and then it craps the digested remains
back out in the middle of the cat owners lawn of veg plot. It's only
nature after all and I can't see why my 'pet' shouldn't have the exact
same rights as any cat. ;-)

I want one ;-)

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On Tue, 23 May 2017 04:55:20 -0700 (PDT), whisky-dave
wrote:

On Tuesday, 23 May 2017 12:23:04 UTC+1, Mark wrote:
On Tue, 23 May 2017 03:11:43 -0700 (PDT), whisky-dave
wrote:

On Monday, 22 May 2017 17:47:33 UTC+1, alan_m wrote:
On 22/05/2017 08:43, Brian Gaff wrote:

This is why using Lion Dung is supposed to work to deter them of
course.

A shotgun works better.

Really, you sit around for 24/7 waiting to shoot a cat.

I shoot them with a water pistol.

but you still wait around 24/7. Seems more than a full time job to be
haven't you anything better to do with yuor time ?
Most cats prefer hunting at night too.

I don't wait around 24/7. If I see a cat about to **** in my garden I
will shoot it with the water pistol. Maybe it will think twice before
using my garden again.


Why is even a single cat belonging to someone
else ****ting in your garden acceptable?

that's what they do it's like birds also ****ting in your garden.

No. Birds are wild, Cats are pets.

Cats adopt humans as staff and it;s difficult to train a cat, dogs need
friends
and will do what they can to please you whereas cats have a mind of their
own and do what they want.

But, IMHO, if people have pets they should take responsibility for
them. If cats cannot be controlled, then people should not have them
for pets.

Why isnt that true of children and senile relos ?

On 23/05/2017 11:11, whisky-dave wrote:
On Monday, 22 May 2017 17:47:33 UTC+1, alan_m wrote:
On 22/05/2017 08:43, Brian Gaff wrote:

This is why using Lion Dung is supposed to work to deter them of course.

A shotgun works better.

Really, you sit around for 24/7 waiting to shoot a cat.

You trap them first! No need to wait around as the traps can be
inspected weekly.


Why is even a single cat belonging to someone
else ****ting in your garden acceptable?

that's what they do it's like birds also ****ting in your garden.


No, one is the action of wildlife the other is the result of an
anti-social pet owner.



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On 23/05/2017 01:27, T i m wrote:

I was considering doping the water with some form of vivid die or
strong smell that they can traipse back over their 'owners' homes but
a friendly neighbour must have got there first with some nice black
grease or some such on the top of his fence ... ;-)

As it is impossible to reason with a cat owner re-cycling old engine oil
gets their attention.

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On 22/05/2017 17:44, Tim Streater wrote:


And rabbits and squirrels, in our case.


and most of the garden bird population.

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On Tue, 23 May 2017 19:00:18 +0100, alan_m
wrote:

On 23/05/2017 01:27, T i m wrote:

I was considering doping the water with some form of vivid die or
strong smell that they can traipse back over their 'owners' homes but
a friendly neighbour must have got there first with some nice black
grease or some such on the top of his fence ... ;-)

As it is impossible to reason with a cat owner

I think there must be a hidden back room at the vets where new cat
owners have some sort of 'treatment' to remove any civil rationality
when it comes to cats ... ? ;-(

re-cycling old engine oil
gets their attention.

I'm surprised it does. Even when 'Mr Tiddles' knocks a can of Cola
into their expensive laptop, or expensive vase off the mantle piece
they just seem to think it's 'cute'. ;-(

Maybe we (non cat owners) don't find it's so cute because all our
insurance premiums go up. ;-(

Cheers, T i m