On Tue, 31 Jan 2017 08:03:06 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

On Tuesday, 31 January 2017 05:57:14 UTC, Roger Hayter wrote:
James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

On Mon, 30 Jan 2017 15:05:44 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

swldxer.co.uk/fireplace.mp4

Looks more like wood to me.

Looks more like faux wood to me.

It does, but we didn't burn wood in 1963.

How is that relevant?

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On Tuesday, 31 January 2017 15:42:56 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Tue, 31 Jan 2017 08:03:06 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

On Tuesday, 31 January 2017 05:57:14 UTC, Roger Hayter wrote:
James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

On Mon, 30 Jan 2017 15:05:44 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

swldxer.co.uk/fireplace.mp4

Looks more like wood to me.

Looks more like faux wood to me.

It does, but we didn't burn wood in 1963.

How is that relevant?

It looks like a modern log burner, but the coal paraphernalia makes it nostalgic.

On Tue, 31 Jan 2017 19:42:58 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

On Tuesday, 31 January 2017 15:42:56 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Tue, 31 Jan 2017 08:03:06 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

On Tuesday, 31 January 2017 05:57:14 UTC, Roger Hayter wrote:
James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

On Mon, 30 Jan 2017 15:05:44 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

swldxer.co.uk/fireplace.mp4

Looks more like wood to me.

Looks more like faux wood to me.

It does, but we didn't burn wood in 1963.

How is that relevant?

It looks like a modern log burner, but the coal paraphernalia makes it nostalgic.

Does it make noises like a fire?

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You can also sit upright in a car.

James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Tue, 31 Jan 2017 19:42:58 -0000, Simon Mason
wrote:
On Tuesday, 31 January 2017 15:42:56 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Tue, 31 Jan 2017 08:03:06 -0000, Simon Mason
wrote:
On Tuesday, 31 January 2017 05:57:14 UTC, Roger Hayter wrote:
James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

On Mon, 30 Jan 2017 15:05:44 -0000, Simon Mason
wrote:
swldxer.co.uk/fireplace.mp4

Looks more like wood to me.

Looks more like faux wood to me.

It does, but we didn't burn wood in 1963.

How is that relevant?

It looks like a modern log burner, but the coal paraphernalia makes
it nostalgic.

Does it make noises like a fire?

It's a nice thing to have in a home.
You would not know about nice things to have in a home.

On Tue, 31 Jan 2017 21:19:50 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:

James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Tue, 31 Jan 2017 19:42:58 -0000, Simon Mason
wrote:
On Tuesday, 31 January 2017 15:42:56 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Tue, 31 Jan 2017 08:03:06 -0000, Simon Mason
wrote:
On Tuesday, 31 January 2017 05:57:14 UTC, Roger Hayter wrote:
James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

On Mon, 30 Jan 2017 15:05:44 -0000, Simon Mason
wrote:
swldxer.co.uk/fireplace.mp4

Looks more like wood to me.

Looks more like faux wood to me.

It does, but we didn't burn wood in 1963.

How is that relevant?

It looks like a modern log burner, but the coal paraphernalia makes
it nostalgic.

Does it make noises like a fire?

It's a nice thing to have in a home.
You would not know about nice things to have in a home.

I prefer mine to yours.

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The evening news is where they begin with "Good evening", and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

On Tuesday, 31 January 2017 19:49:25 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
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It looks like a modern log burner, but the coal paraphernalia makes it nostalgic.

Does it make noises like a fire?

It hums a bit.

On Tue, 31 Jan 2017 22:06:31 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

On Tuesday, 31 January 2017 19:49:25 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
t?

It looks like a modern log burner, but the coal paraphernalia makes it nostalgic.

Does it make noises like a fire?

It hums a bit.

That wouldn't fool me. I'd want crackling.

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On Tuesday, 31 January 2017 19:49:25 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
t?

It looks like a modern log burner, but the coal paraphernalia makes it
nostalgic.

Does it make noises like a fire?

It hums a bit.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Ambi-Pur-3V.../dp/B00CHKGP0U

On Tue, 31 Jan 2017 14:06:31 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
wrote:

On Tuesday, 31 January 2017 19:49:25 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
t?

It looks like a modern log burner, but the coal paraphernalia makes it nostalgic.

Does it make noises like a fire?

It hums a bit.


Have you tried Dettol?

On Wednesday, 1 February 2017 00:28:13 UTC, Judith wrote:
On Tue, 31 Jan 2017 14:06:31 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
wrote:

On Tuesday, 31 January 2017 19:49:25 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
t?

It looks like a modern log burner, but the coal paraphernalia makes it nostalgic.

Does it make noises like a fire?

It hums a bit.


Have you tried Dettol?

I have applied for a job in the lab that tests it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reckitt_and_Sons

On Tue, 31 Jan 2017 23:16:28 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
wrote:

On Wednesday, 1 February 2017 00:28:13 UTC, Judith wrote:
On Tue, 31 Jan 2017 14:06:31 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
wrote:

On Tuesday, 31 January 2017 19:49:25 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
t?

It looks like a modern log burner, but the coal paraphernalia makes it nostalgic.

Does it make noises like a fire?

It hums a bit.


Have you tried Dettol?

I have applied for a job in the lab that tests it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reckitt_and_Sons


Have you had any formal offers yet which did not quite suit you and hence you
have rejected them?

On Wednesday, 1 February 2017 12:16:27 UTC, Judith wrote:


I have applied for a job in the lab that tests it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reckitt_and_Sons


Have you had any formal offers yet which did not quite suit you and hence you
have rejected them?

Will get one from Inspec this week.