Might as well sit him in a handcart and show him the way.


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On Saturday, 28 May 2016 14:15:48 UTC+1, ARW wrote:
Might as well sit him in a handcart and show him the way.

Nah, give him a bicycle and send him to the wholesalers for some conduit.

Owain

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On Saturday, 28 May 2016 14:15:48 UTC+1, ARW wrote:
Might as well sit him in a handcart and show him the way.

Nah, give him a bicycle and send him to the wholesalers for some conduit.

Or bucket of sparks/ 5" greengauge.

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"ARW" wrote in message
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Might as well sit him in a handcart and show him the way.
Send him to the stores for a long weight.

En el artículo . com,
bm escribió:

Send him to the stores for a long weight.

And fork handles.

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On 28/05/16 17:56, wrote:
On Saturday, 28 May 2016 14:15:48 UTC+1, ARW wrote:
Might as well sit him in a handcart and show him the way.

Nah, give him a bicycle and send him to the wholesalers for some conduit.

Owain




And tell him to ask for a tube of Elbow Grease.

On 5/28/2016 8:38 PM, Tim Watts wrote:
On 28/05/16 17:56, wrote:
On Saturday, 28 May 2016 14:15:48 UTC+1, ARW wrote:
Might as well sit him in a handcart and show him the way.

Nah, give him a bicycle and send him to the wholesalers for some conduit.

Owain




And tell him to ask for a tube of Elbow Grease.


And a long weight.

On Saturday, May 28, 2016 at 8:38:55 PM UTC+1, Tim Watts wrote:
On 28/05/16 17:56, wrote:
On Saturday, 28 May 2016 14:15:48 UTC+1, ARW wrote:
Might as well sit him in a handcart and show him the way.

Nah, give him a bicycle and send him to the wholesalers for some conduit.

On 5/28/2016 9:17 PM, newshound wrote:
On 5/28/2016 8:38 PM, Tim Watts wrote:
On 28/05/16 17:56, wrote:
On Saturday, 28 May 2016 14:15:48 UTC+1, ARW wrote:
Might as well sit him in a handcart and show him the way.

Nah, give him a bicycle and send him to the wholesalers for some
conduit.

Owain




And tell him to ask for a tube of Elbow Grease.


And a long weight.

Oops sorry bm

Mike Tomlinson Wrote in message:
En el artículo . com,
bm escribió:

Send him to the stores for a long weight.

And fork handles.

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From what I remember, there were so many **** takes when I was an
apprentice, we declined any suspicious sounding request. The odd
one proved genuine, like rubber mallet.

Phil
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On 28/05/2016 21:39, TheChief wrote:
Mike Tomlinson Wrote in message:
En el artículo . com,
bm escribió:

Send him to the stores for a long weight.

And fork handles.

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From what I remember, there were so many **** takes when I was an
apprentice, we declined any suspicious sounding request. The odd
one proved genuine, like rubber mallet.

Phil

don't forget to send him for half a dozen eddy current cakes!

bm wrote:
"ARW" wrote in message
...
Might as well sit him in a handcart and show him the way.
Send him to the stores for a long weight.


And spots for the spot welder.
When I first started, my mother said, if they ask for striped paint, get
two colours and tell them to mix it themselves.

Broadback wrote:
On 28/05/2016 21:39, TheChief wrote:
Mike Tomlinson Wrote in message:
En el artículo . com,
bm escribió:

Send him to the stores for a long weight.

And fork handles.

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(='.'=) Windows 10: less of an OS, more of a drive-by mugging.
(")_(") -- "Esme" on el Reg


From what I remember, there were so many **** takes when I was an
apprentice, we declined any suspicious sounding request. The odd
one proved genuine, like rubber mallet.

Phil

don't forget to send him for half a dozen eddy current cakes!


We used to send one apprentice to a workshop down the road each day
with two housebricks done up in paper,they would rewrap it and send it
back, went on for ages till he dropped the parcel.

On 29/05/2016 08:58, F Murtz wrote:
We used to send one apprentice to a workshop down the road each day with
two housebricks done up in paper,they would rewrap it and send it back,
went on for ages till he dropped the parcel.

Well, if that's really the best use you can make of him, why bother to
take him on?

I heard tell of one apprentice who used to go along and volunteer to
help the storekeeper. After a couple of days storekeeper enquired why,
as this seemed to be too good to be true... turned out that apprentice
had rumbled the tricks, but wanted to learn.

Andy

"Vir Campestris" wrote in message
o.uk...
On 29/05/2016 08:58, F Murtz wrote:
We used to send one apprentice to a workshop down the road each day with
two housebricks done up in paper,they would rewrap it and send it back,
went on for ages till he dropped the parcel.

Well, if that's really the best use you can make of him, why bother to
take him on?


I like the one that asked me "why do you not sent me to the van for things
like skyhooks" My reply was "I sent you to the van for a Makita drill and
you could not find it so why send you for something that is not there"



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