From Monday 18 April.

Includes electric saw and blades and portable electric compressor.

Also sports bras for those of the female persuasion.

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F

On 14/04/2016 22:22, F wrote:
From Monday 18 April.

Includes electric saw and blades and portable electric compressor.

Also sports bras for those of the female persuasion.

The bumpy jumper brigade?


--
Dave - The Medway Handyman

"F" news@nowhere wrote in message
o.uk...
From Monday 18 April.

Includes electric saw and blades and portable electric compressor.

Also sports bras for those of the female persuasion.

And those as obscenely obese as Lang.

On 15/04/2016 08:06, Rod Speed wrote:


"F" news@nowhere wrote in message
o.uk...
From Monday 18 April.

Includes electric saw and blades and portable electric compressor.

Also sports bras for those of the female persuasion.

And those as obscenely obese as Lang.

Next week they have brains for Australian ****s.


--
Dave - The Medway Handyman

"David Lang" wrote in message
...
On 15/04/2016 08:06, Rod Speed wrote:


"F" news@nowhere wrote in message
o.uk...
From Monday 18 April.

Includes electric saw and blades and portable electric compressor.

Also sports bras for those of the female persuasion.

And those as obscenely obese as Lang.

Next week they have brains for Australian ****s.

They wouldn't fit.

On 15/04/2016 09:56, bm wrote:
"David Lang" wrote in message
...
On 15/04/2016 08:06, Rod Speed wrote:


"F" news@nowhere wrote in message
o.uk...
From Monday 18 April.

Includes electric saw and blades and portable electric compressor.

Also sports bras for those of the female persuasion.

And those as obscenely obese as Lang.

Next week they have brains for Australian ****s.

They wouldn't fit.


A man at the hospital is discussing his condition with the doctor. The
doctor says:
"So we have some good news, and some bad news."
"Ok... What's the bad news?"
"Your brain is busted. You're gonna need a new one."
"Alright. So what's the good news?"
"You have some options to pick from. First option is a lawyer's brain.
This one is expensive. It'll be $5,000."
"Well. A lawyers brain. That's pretty good. What's the next one?"
"Second option is a handyman's brain. That's even more expensive. It
costs $10,000."
"Wow. $10,000! But a handyman's brain. That's even better. So what's the
third option?"
"The third option is Rod Speeds brain. And that one is $50,000."
"$50,000!?? Why is it so much??"
"Because that one has never been used. It's like brand new! Fresh outta
the box"

--
Dave - The Medway Handyman

There are still a few who bite and become a tad miffed but his responses are
so predictable he's ****ing more and more into the wind.

What does an Aussie prick call himself?
Anything he wants, that's what Wodney/Jack/blano/879 does.

In article ,
F news@nowhere writes:
From Monday 18 April.

Includes electric saw and blades and portable electric compressor.

Also sports bras for those of the female persuasion.

Cheap jigsaws can generate a lot of vibration...

--
Andrew Gabriel
[email address is not usable -- followup in the newsgroup]

On 15/04/2016 18:55, Andrew Gabriel wrote:
In article ,
F news@nowhere writes:
From Monday 18 April.

Includes electric saw and blades and portable electric compressor.

Also sports bras for those of the female persuasion.

Cheap jigsaws can generate a lot of vibration...

But can do a lot of damage if the wrong end is used!

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F