...........In an attempt to put the first **** on Mars. Reporters have
suggested that Jacko will be the first lunatic to man the attempt. Jim Bank,
a well known prick said of hanja, "you couldn't punch your way out of a wet
paper bag". John Akers, another well known prick was crestfallen, saying
"I'm more important than Sam Thatch". Subscribers to uk.d-i-y are up in
arms, Santo Brown is adamant that he types more ******** than Ratsack and
should be considered. John Chance, a leading **** in planing doors reckons
that endgrain won't be a problem. NASA is currently ****ed and leaning
towards Simon Brown.
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