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I'm going to use my deck building skills to start making rafts & am
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I'm going to use my deck building skills to start making rafts & am
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Need premises? Or are you going for a floating office?



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Ooh 'ark-in-'ell Dave....

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I'm going to use my deck building skills to start making rafts & am
looking for an agent in the south west...


You're too bloody stupid to make anything float (other than your crap)!

As for the crassness of joke in this post, I always thought that you were a
prat - but it only proves my thoughts that you are the biggest ****ing idiot
in the Medway area and let's hope that some sort of major, irrecoverable
disaster hits you right in the teeth!






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The Medway Handyman wrote:
I'm going to use my deck building skills to start making rafts & am
looking for an agent in the south west...


You're too bloody stupid to make anything float (other than your crap)!

As for the crassness of joke in this post, I always thought that you were
a prat - but it only proves my thoughts that you are the biggest ****ing
idiot in the Medway area and let's hope that some sort of major,
irrecoverable disaster hits you right in the teeth!


Nope, I don't get that one.


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The Medway Handyman wrote:
I'm going to use my deck building skills to start making rafts & am
looking for an agent in the south west...


You're too bloody stupid to make anything float (other than your crap)!

As for the crassness of joke in this post, I always thought that you were a
prat - but it only proves my thoughts that you are the biggest ****ing idiot
in the Medway area and let's hope that some sort of major, irrecoverable
disaster hits you right in the teeth!


I've noticed that people who are gratuitously offensive on this
newsgroup are always anonymous. I think that anyone who posts material
like that above should always include their name and email address.
Otherwise everyone should treat their message with the contempt that it
deserves.

Any decent man will have the courage to stand face to face and say what
he thinks. Dirty little cowards daren't do that.

Come on Mr Unbeliever, prove me wrong. What's your email address? Where
do you live?

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The Medway Handyman wrote:
I'm going to use my deck building skills to start making rafts & am
looking for an agent in the south west...


You're too bloody stupid to make anything float (other than your crap)!

As for the crassness of joke in this post, I always thought that you
were a prat - but it only proves my thoughts that you are the biggest
****ing idiot in the Medway area and let's hope that some sort of
major, irrecoverable disaster hits you right in the teeth!


I've noticed that people who are gratuitously offensive on this
newsgroup are always anonymous. I think that anyone who posts material
like that above should always include their name and email address.
Otherwise everyone should treat their message with the contempt that it
deserves.

Any decent man will have the courage to stand face to face and say what
he thinks. Dirty little cowards daren't do that.


They don't come much more cowardly than Dave's pet troll... it must be a
sad existence sitting there waiting for your searches to turn up a new
post from the object of your desire, just so you can demonstrate yet
again just how little life and charm you actually have.

Come on Mr Unbeliever, prove me wrong. What's your email address? Where
do you live?


Ah the shame, a bit of a come down from the dizzying heights, he used to
be a foreman you know!


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Come on Mr Unbeliever, prove me wrong. What's your email address? Where
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Ah the shame, a bit of a come down from the dizzying heights, he used to
be a foreman you know!


Shirley you mean foreskin?
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Come on Mr Unbeliever, prove me wrong. What's your email address? Where
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Ah the shame, a bit of a come down from the dizzying heights, he used to
be a foreman you know!


Shirley you mean foreskin?


Beat me to it.




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On 07/02/2014 03:06, Bill Wright wrote:
Unbeliever wrote:
The Medway Handyman wrote:
I'm going to use my deck building skills to start making rafts & am
looking for an agent in the south west...

You're too bloody stupid to make anything float (other than your crap)!

As for the crassness of joke in this post, I always thought that you
were a prat - but it only proves my thoughts that you are the biggest
****ing idiot in the Medway area and let's hope that some sort of
major, irrecoverable disaster hits you right in the teeth!


I've noticed that people who are gratuitously offensive on this
newsgroup are always anonymous. I think that anyone who posts material
like that above should always include their name and email address.
Otherwise everyone should treat their message with the contempt that it
deserves.

Any decent man will have the courage to stand face to face and say what
he thinks. Dirty little cowards daren't do that.


They don't come much more cowardly than Dave's pet troll... it must be a
sad existence sitting there waiting for your searches to turn up a new
post from the object of your desire, just so you can demonstrate yet
again just how little life and charm you actually have.

Come on Mr Unbeliever, prove me wrong. What's your email address? Where
do you live?


Ah the shame, a bit of a come down from the dizzying heights, he used to
be a foreman you know!


And I believe he lives in a mobile home near Woolacombe.

Perhaps the sea will wash him away.



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And I believe he lives in a mobile home near Woolacombe.


It would make sense. His posts reek with envy. But the rest of us can't
help it if we live in houses. He's an example of trailer trash; one of
life's failures; one of the dregs of humanity.

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I'm going to use my deck building skills to start making rafts & am
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Why - you could come to Sussex - we're mostly underwater now...

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What about Life jackets for livestock?
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