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"Hello sir ! I was just in the area ...
.... identifying houses that would qualify for FREE DAYTIME ELECTRICITY !! "
Said the very salesman-looking bloke in the hi-vis jacket standing at my door. "Ah, so that would be solar panels that you're trying to flog me then ...." said I. "Well, er, er, yes. We've got some very special deals available for people like yourself if you qualify !" I (reasonably) politely suggested that I was not interested, and that he should go and see if he could find another house that qualified ... Where do these people get this spiel from ? Do they learn it off a company crib card, or do they come up with it themselves ? I have to admit that I hadn't heard this one before, and it's reasonably clever sticking the word 'daytime' in there, as most folk probably wouldn't immediately catch the connection, allowing him to get into his stride. On a slightly different note though, I came across this today, which if it isn't being hyped too much for the sake of making a publicity splash, might show some promise to make the windmills and solar panels a bit better prospect. http://www.seas.harvard.edu/news/201...newable-energy Note to Harry. You could put yourself up as an enthusiastic test subject and have a tank put in your garden ... d;-) Arfa |
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