Yesterday, rescue workers were called to a sinking narrow boat. Eye
witnesses claim that the boat was leaking water and that the owner, a Mr
Peter Parrot/Uncle Peter/GK/etc etc was attempting repairs by drilling a
hole in the bottom to let out the water. A BW spokesman stated "we get many
****s on here but this takes the biscuit, he has a degree you know".
His parrots have been informed.



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