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Well what with this and the sex on a railway track incident, I wonder if
Natural selection is taking direct action on Idiots now. Brian -- From the Bed of Brian Gaff. The email is valid as Blind user. "ARW" wrote in message ... http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...oaster-2346520 -- Adam |
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Brian Gaff wrote:
Well what with this and the sex on a railway track incident, I wonder if Natural selection is taking direct action on Idiots now. Brian http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...oaster-2346520 And some people have no dignity. I went for a walk with my Dad, 6 year old nephew and the gf's 10 year old son. All of a sudden the gf's lad shouts "Adam, Bob they are having it off" and pointed into the tree above him. And sure enough there was a couple having it off it in the tree above him. -- Adam |
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And some people have no dignity. I went for a walk with my Dad, 6 year old nephew and the gf's 10 year old son. All of a sudden the gf's lad shouts "Adam, Bob they are having it off" and pointed into the tree above him. And sure enough there was a couple having it off it in the tree above him. No dignity, but one has to admire their athleticism Owain |
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wrote: And some people have no dignity. I went for a walk with my Dad, 6 year old nephew and the gf's 10 year old son. All of a sudden the gf's lad shouts "Adam, Bob they are having it off" and pointed into the tree above him. And sure enough there was a couple having it off it in the tree above him. No dignity, but one has to admire their athleticism And right next to my old courting ground:-) http://goo.gl/maps/Iw4By is where I used to take the gf in my old Mk II Escort. -- Adam |
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wrote: wrote: And some people have no dignity. I went for a walk with my Dad, 6 year old nephew and the gf's 10 year old son. All of a sudden the gf's lad shouts "Adam, Bob they are having it off" and pointed into the tree above him. And sure enough there was a couple having it off it in the tree above him. No dignity, but one has to admire their athleticism And right next to my old courting ground:-) http://goo.gl/maps/Iw4By is where I used to take the gf in my old Mk II Escort. ********, that was supposed to be an email not a post to the group. -- Adam |
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And right next to my old courting ground:-) http://goo.gl/maps/Iw4By is where I used to take the gf in my old Mk II Escort. Very close to where I spent a night or two in a scout tent. Chris -- Chris J Dixon Nottingham UK Plant amazing Acers. |
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On Monday 07 October 2013 17:41 wrote in uk.d-i-
y: wrote: And some people have no dignity. I went for a walk with my Dad, 6 year old nephew and the gf's 10 year old son. All of a sudden the gf's lad shouts "Adam, Bob they are having it off" and pointed into the tree above him. And sure enough there was a couple having it off it in the tree above him. No dignity, but one has to admire their athleticism Owain The real question is what did "they" do after they'd been spotted by a 10 yr old... Bearing in mind, the incorrect response could be charged as indecent exposure to a minor or something that sounds like it might involve signing the sex offenders register... -- Tim Watts Personal Blog: http://squiddy.blog.dionic.net/ http://www.sensorly.com/ Crowd mapping of 2G/3G/4G mobile signal coverage Reading this on the web? See: http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php?title=Usenet |
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Tim Watts wrote:
On Monday 07 October 2013 17:41 wrote in uk.d-i- y: wrote: And some people have no dignity. I went for a walk with my Dad, 6 year old nephew and the gf's 10 year old son. All of a sudden the gf's lad shouts "Adam, Bob they are having it off" and pointed into the tree above him. And sure enough there was a couple having it off it in the tree above him. No dignity, but one has to admire their athleticism Owain The real question is what did "they" do after they'd been spotted by a 10 yr old... Well as my Dad walked under then he did say "good mornining" to them. Dunno if she was blushing because of an orgasm or embarrassment:-) Bearing in mind, the incorrect response could be charged as indecent exposure to a minor or something that sounds like it might involve signing the sex offenders register... They said and did nothing. And I best not mention the Bond Road incident:-) That is Chris Dixons old stomping ground. -- Adam |
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On 07/10/2013 17:37, ARW wrote:
Brian Gaff wrote: Well what with this and the sex on a railway track incident, I wonder if Natural selection is taking direct action on Idiots now. Brian http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...oaster-2346520 And some people have no dignity. I went for a walk with my Dad, 6 year old nephew and the gf's 10 year old son. All of a sudden the gf's lad shouts "Adam, Bob they are having it off" and pointed into the tree above him. And sure enough there was a couple having it off it in the tree above him. No phone? would have been good on FB |
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On 07/10/2013 17:37, ARW wrote:
Brian Gaff wrote: Well what with this and the sex on a railway track incident, I wonder if Natural selection is taking direct action on Idiots now. Brian http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...oaster-2346520 And some people have no dignity. I went for a walk with my Dad, 6 year old nephew and the gf's 10 year old son. All of a sudden the gf's lad shouts "Adam, Bob they are having it off" and pointed into the tree above him. And sure enough there was a couple having it off it in the tree above him. Adds new meaning to having wood... -- Cheers, John. /================================================== ===============\ | Internode Ltd - http://www.internode.co.uk | |-----------------------------------------------------------------| | John Rumm - john(at)internode(dot)co(dot)uk | \================================================= ================/ |
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Maybe they were members of Special Branch under cover?
Brian -- From the Sofa of Brian Gaff Reply address is active "ARW" wrote in message ... Brian Gaff wrote: Well what with this and the sex on a railway track incident, I wonder if Natural selection is taking direct action on Idiots now. Brian http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...oaster-2346520 And some people have no dignity. I went for a walk with my Dad, 6 year old nephew and the gf's 10 year old son. All of a sudden the gf's lad shouts "Adam, Bob they are having it off" and pointed into the tree above him. And sure enough there was a couple having it off it in the tree above him. -- Adam |
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On 07/10/2013 17:12, ARW wrote:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...oaster-2346520 Now what was that animated adult cartoon that featured the line: "How do I know that I am not going to come home one day and find you screwing the toaster?" -- Cheers, John. /================================================== ===============\ | Internode Ltd - http://www.internode.co.uk | |-----------------------------------------------------------------| | John Rumm - john(at)internode(dot)co(dot)uk | \================================================= ================/ |
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On 2013-10-07, John Rumm wrote:
On 07/10/2013 17:12, ARW wrote: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...oaster-2346520 Surely the important question is whether he thought to unplug it first. Now what was that animated adult cartoon that featured the line: "How do I know that I am not going to come home one day and find you screwing the toaster?" "You remember when I told you I kept having the urge to put my penis in the pickle slicer?" "Please tell me you didn't!" "I did." "Oh crap, what happened?" "I got fired." "I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?" "She got fired too." |
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John Rumm wrote:
On 07/10/2013 17:12, ARW wrote: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...oaster-2346520 Now what was that animated adult cartoon that featured the line: "How do I know that I am not going to come home one day and find you screwing the toaster?" Heavy Metal. -- Adam |
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On 07/10/2013 20:19, ARW wrote:
John Rumm wrote: On 07/10/2013 17:12, ARW wrote: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...oaster-2346520 Now what was that animated adult cartoon that featured the line: "How do I know that I am not going to come home one day and find you screwing the toaster?" Heavy Metal. That's the one ;-) -- Cheers, John. /================================================== ===============\ | Internode Ltd - http://www.internode.co.uk | |-----------------------------------------------------------------| | John Rumm - john(at)internode(dot)co(dot)uk | \================================================= ================/ |
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http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...oaster-2346520 They say that A&E see a lot of cases where someone's experiment went wrong! -- Windmill, Use t m i l l J.R.R. Tolkien:- @ S c o t s h o m e . c o m All that is gold does not glister / Not all who wander are lost |
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On 08/10/2013 00:46, Windmill wrote:
"ARW" writes: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...oaster-2346520 They say that A&E see a lot of cases where someone's experiment went wrong! Mate of mine was doing some AV work at a big NHS conference once - one of the powerpoints highlighted that at the time the number one cause of penile shaft injury was the Dustbuster... apparently there is a rotating fan blade not far back from the entrance! -- Cheers, John. /================================================== ===============\ | Internode Ltd - http://www.internode.co.uk | |-----------------------------------------------------------------| | John Rumm - john(at)internode(dot)co(dot)uk | \================================================= ================/ |
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On 08/10/2013 00:46, Windmill wrote: "ARW" writes: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...oaster-2346520 They say that A&E see a lot of cases where someone's experiment went wrong! Mate of mine was doing some AV work at a big NHS conference once - one of the powerpoints highlighted that at the time the number one cause of penile shaft injury was the Dustbuster... apparently there is a rotating fan blade not far back from the entrance! Ouch! The quest for more powerful sensations, I suppose :-) -- Windmill, Use t m i l l J.R.R. Tolkien:- @ S c o t s h o m e . c o m All that is gold does not glister / Not all who wander are lost |
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On 08/10/2013 00:46, Windmill wrote: "ARW" writes: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...oaster-2346520 They say that A&E see a lot of cases where someone's experiment went wrong! Mate of mine was doing some AV work at a big NHS conference once - one of the powerpoints highlighted that at the time the number one cause of penile shaft injury was the Dustbuster... apparently there is a rotating fan blade not far back from the entrance! PowerPoint? The recorded injuries probably happened the best part of 30 years ago. I suppose they did end up getting talked about for quite a few more years. ;-) Tim |
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On 09/10/2013 07:37, Tim+ wrote:
John Rumm wrote: On 08/10/2013 00:46, Windmill wrote: "ARW" writes: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...oaster-2346520 They say that A&E see a lot of cases where someone's experiment went wrong! Mate of mine was doing some AV work at a big NHS conference once - one of the powerpoints highlighted that at the time the number one cause of penile shaft injury was the Dustbuster... apparently there is a rotating fan blade not far back from the entrance! PowerPoint? The recorded injuries probably happened the best part of 30 years ago. I suppose they did end up getting talked about for quite a few more years. ;-) Well quite possibly... The conference in question was about 15 years ago anyway IIRC (so it may have even been a conventional slide!) -- Cheers, John. /================================================== ===============\ | Internode Ltd - http://www.internode.co.uk | |-----------------------------------------------------------------| | John Rumm - john(at)internode(dot)co(dot)uk | \================================================= ================/ |
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On Mon, 07 Oct 2013 17:12:19 +0100, ARW wrote:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...ue-mans-penis- toaster-2346520 "In 2010/11 crews attended 416 incidents, rising to 441 in 2011/12 and 453 in 2012/13. A total of 307 people were injured as a result." Injured as a result? As in "You called a fire crew out for that?? Smack Crunch Now don't waste our time again." ? Then again, the Mirror may not be noted for good use of English. Cheers Dave R |
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