Decided to powerwash Mum's garden (the structural bits) after strimming it,
hedgecutting etc. She's already got a hosepipe & all the fittings. Went to
sweep cuttings off path & driveway, broom handle snaps on 2nd stroke. Did
the whole lot on hands & knees holding the bristly bit. Finished, went for a
fag and a cuppa, came back and Mum has raked all of the grass cuttings along
the whole length of the path. She has dementia so I made allowances & didn't
hit her very hard. She's also lost the secateurs I bought her approximately
3 hours ago, I'll check in the fridge later.

OK, off to B&Q to buy a new broom and a powerwasher (which I needed anyway).
Excellent. Nope, the tap adapter she assured me she had stored safely,
wasn't there. No probs, buy a new one at B&Q. No, the "multi-fits-all" tap
adaptor I bought doesn't fit the kitchen tap. OK, B&Q is still open, shoot
down there & buy a new tap adapter. Great! Connect it to hose and tap, and
her hosepipe has more leaks than a Tory cabinet. Sigh, OK back to B&Q and
buy new hosepipe and reel. Excellent! Nope, powerwasher has bits missing
from the box. Hello B&Q, can you replace this please before you close?
Thanks *ever* so much and yes I'm back again ha ha ha ha, yes I *should*
move in shouldn't I?. Up half the night putting everything together,
testing, all OK.. whoopee! 150 quid later and we're ready to go. Sorry
mother for waking you, yes I'm sure you thought someone had broken in
through the cat flap and was power washing your furniture for you, I'll be
back in the morning.

Get the hose in place this morning, the pressure washer ready, extension
cable all OK, no leaks, let's go! It's ****ing down.

"Mentalguy2k8" wrote in message
...
Decided to powerwash Mum's garden (the structural bits) after strimming
it, hedgecutting etc. She's already got a hosepipe & all the fittings.
Went to sweep cuttings off path & driveway, broom handle snaps on 2nd
stroke. Did the whole lot on hands & knees holding the bristly bit.
Finished, went for a fag and a cuppa, came back and Mum has raked all of
the grass cuttings along the whole length of the path. She has dementia so
I made allowances & didn't hit her very hard. She's also lost the
secateurs I bought her approximately 3 hours ago, I'll check in the fridge
later.

OK, off to B&Q to buy a new broom and a powerwasher (which I needed
anyway). Excellent. Nope, the tap adapter she assured me she had stored
safely, wasn't there. No probs, buy a new one at B&Q. No, the
"multi-fits-all" tap adaptor I bought doesn't fit the kitchen tap. OK, B&Q
is still open, shoot down there & buy a new tap adapter. Great! Connect it
to hose and tap, and her hosepipe has more leaks than a Tory cabinet.
Sigh, OK back to B&Q and buy new hosepipe and reel. Excellent! Nope,
powerwasher has bits missing from the box. Hello B&Q, can you replace this
please before you close? Thanks *ever* so much and yes I'm back again ha
ha ha ha, yes I *should* move in shouldn't I?. Up half the night putting
everything together, testing, all OK.. whoopee! 150 quid later and we're
ready to go. Sorry mother for waking you, yes I'm sure you thought someone
had broken in through the cat flap and was power washing your furniture
for you, I'll be back in the morning.

Get the hose in place this morning, the pressure washer ready, extension
cable all OK, no leaks, let's go! It's ****ing down.

You could always do the decent thing and just hang yourself thoughtfully |-(

Well, what you need is to only diy your own property and not other peoples.
Even without dimensia things go walkabout.

Brian

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"Mentalguy2k8" wrote in message
...
Decided to powerwash Mum's garden (the structural bits) after strimming
it, hedgecutting etc. She's already got a hosepipe & all the fittings.
Went to sweep cuttings off path & driveway, broom handle snaps on 2nd
stroke. Did the whole lot on hands & knees holding the bristly bit.
Finished, went for a fag and a cuppa, came back and Mum has raked all of
the grass cuttings along the whole length of the path. She has dementia so
I made allowances & didn't hit her very hard. She's also lost the
secateurs I bought her approximately 3 hours ago, I'll check in the fridge
later.

OK, off to B&Q to buy a new broom and a powerwasher (which I needed
anyway). Excellent. Nope, the tap adapter she assured me she had stored
safely, wasn't there. No probs, buy a new one at B&Q. No, the
"multi-fits-all" tap adaptor I bought doesn't fit the kitchen tap. OK, B&Q
is still open, shoot down there & buy a new tap adapter. Great! Connect it
to hose and tap, and her hosepipe has more leaks than a Tory cabinet.
Sigh, OK back to B&Q and buy new hosepipe and reel. Excellent! Nope,
powerwasher has bits missing from the box. Hello B&Q, can you replace this
please before you close? Thanks *ever* so much and yes I'm back again ha
ha ha ha, yes I *should* move in shouldn't I?. Up half the night putting
everything together, testing, all OK.. whoopee! 150 quid later and we're
ready to go. Sorry mother for waking you, yes I'm sure you thought someone
had broken in through the cat flap and was power washing your furniture
for you, I'll be back in the morning.

Get the hose in place this morning, the pressure washer ready, extension
cable all OK, no leaks, let's go! It's ****ing down.

On 23/05/2013 11:43, Mentalguy2k8 wrote:

... Get the hose in place this morning, the pressure washer ready, extension
cable all OK, no leaks, let's go! It's ****ing down.


My pressure washer says "protect from frost" so I wouldn't risk using
mine today (mid Hampshire, late May and it feels close to freezing outside)

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On Thursday, May 23, 2013 11:43:36 AM UTC+1, Mentalguy2k8 wrote:
Decided to powerwash Mum's garden (the structural bits) after strimming it,

hedgecutting etc. She's already got a hosepipe & all the fittings. Went to

sweep cuttings off path & driveway, broom handle snaps on 2nd stroke. Did

the whole lot on hands & knees holding the bristly bit. Finished, went for a

fag and a cuppa, came back and Mum has raked all of the grass cuttings along

the whole length of the path. She has dementia so I made allowances & didn't

hit her very hard. She's also lost the secateurs I bought her approximately

3 hours ago, I'll check in the fridge later.



OK, off to B&Q to buy a new broom and a powerwasher (which I needed anyway).

Excellent. Nope, the tap adapter she assured me she had stored safely,

wasn't there. No probs, buy a new one at B&Q. No, the "multi-fits-all" tap

adaptor I bought doesn't fit the kitchen tap. OK, B&Q is still open, shoot

down there & buy a new tap adapter. Great! Connect it to hose and tap, and

her hosepipe has more leaks than a Tory cabinet. Sigh, OK back to B&Q and

buy new hosepipe and reel. Excellent! Nope, powerwasher has bits missing

from the box. Hello B&Q, can you replace this please before you close?

Thanks *ever* so much and yes I'm back again ha ha ha ha, yes I *should*

move in shouldn't I?. Up half the night putting everything together,

testing, all OK.. whoopee! 150 quid later and we're ready to go. Sorry

mother for waking you, yes I'm sure you thought someone had broken in

through the cat flap and was power washing your furniture for you, I'll be

back in the morning.



Get the hose in place this morning, the pressure washer ready, extension

cable all OK, no leaks, let's go! It's ****ing down.

Rather annoying.

To answer the question in the subject directly, I must admit it's a bit of a love / hate relationship sometimes. Many jobs I'm doing I have not done before and I can "feel" my lack of experience ! Best way to get round that is practice on some scrap first, if that is possible.

The most frustrating thing I ever tried was plastering (skimming). It was obvious I was not likely to gain the knack in any sensible time frame. Rather annoying as buying the skill in is quite expensive.

Simon.

On May 23, 5:07*pm, sm_jamieson wrote:
On Thursday, May 23, 2013 11:43:36 AM UTC+1, Mentalguy2k8 wrote:
Decided to powerwash Mum's garden (the structural bits) after strimming it,

hedgecutting etc. She's already got a hosepipe & all the fittings. Went to

sweep cuttings off path & driveway, broom handle snaps on 2nd stroke. Did

the whole lot on hands & knees holding the bristly bit. Finished, went for a

fag and a cuppa, came back and Mum has raked all of the grass cuttings along

the whole length of the path. She has dementia so I made allowances & didn't

hit her very hard. She's also lost the secateurs I bought her approximately

3 hours ago, I'll check in the fridge later.

OK, off to B&Q to buy a new broom and a powerwasher (which I needed anyway).

Excellent. Nope, the tap adapter she assured me she had stored safely,

wasn't there. No probs, buy a new one at B&Q. No, the "multi-fits-all" tap

adaptor I bought doesn't fit the kitchen tap. OK, B&Q is still open, shoot

down there & buy a new tap adapter. Great! Connect it to hose and tap, and

her hosepipe has more leaks than a Tory cabinet. Sigh, OK back to B&Q and

buy new hosepipe and reel. Excellent! Nope, powerwasher has bits missing

from the box. Hello B&Q, can you replace this please before you close?

Thanks *ever* so much and yes I'm back again ha ha ha ha, yes I *should*

move in shouldn't I?. Up half the night putting everything together,

testing, all OK.. whoopee! 150 quid later and we're ready to go. Sorry

mother for waking you, yes I'm sure you thought someone had broken in

through the cat flap and was power washing your furniture for you, I'll be

back in the morning.

Get the hose in place this morning, the pressure washer ready, extension

cable all OK, no leaks, let's go! It's ****ing down.

Rather annoying.

To answer the question in the subject directly, I must admit it's a bit of a love / hate relationship sometimes. Many jobs I'm doing I have not done before and I can "feel" my lack of experience ! Best way to get round that is practice on some scrap first, if that is possible.

The most frustrating thing I ever tried was plastering (skimming). It was obvious I was not likely to gain the knack in any sensible time frame. Rather annoying as buying the skill in is quite expensive.

Simon.

Plastering.
Use the spatula found in some polyfilla tubs.
Much easier to use than a float even on "proper" plaster.

Or, made by Stanley.
They sell purpose made ones in B&Q. Stiffish piece of plastic board
on a wooden strip.

On Thu, 23 May 2013 21:06:51 +1000, Rod Speed wrote:

"Mentalguy2k8" wrote in message
...
Decided to powerwash Mum's garden (the structural bits) after strimming
it, hedgecutting etc. She's already got a hosepipe & all the fittings.
Went to sweep cuttings off path & driveway, broom handle snaps on 2nd
stroke. Did the whole lot on hands & knees holding the bristly bit.
Finished, went for a fag and a cuppa, came back and Mum has raked all of
the grass cuttings along the whole length of the path. She has dementia so
I made allowances & didn't hit her very hard. She's also lost the
secateurs I bought her approximately 3 hours ago, I'll check in the fridge
later.

OK, off to B&Q to buy a new broom and a powerwasher (which I needed
anyway). Excellent. Nope, the tap adapter she assured me she had stored
safely, wasn't there. No probs, buy a new one at B&Q. No, the
"multi-fits-all" tap adaptor I bought doesn't fit the kitchen tap. OK, B&Q
is still open, shoot down there & buy a new tap adapter. Great! Connect it
to hose and tap, and her hosepipe has more leaks than a Tory cabinet.
Sigh, OK back to B&Q and buy new hosepipe and reel. Excellent! Nope,
powerwasher has bits missing from the box. Hello B&Q, can you replace this
please before you close? Thanks *ever* so much and yes I'm back again ha
ha ha ha, yes I *should* move in shouldn't I?. Up half the night putting
everything together, testing, all OK.. whoopee! 150 quid later and we're
ready to go. Sorry mother for waking you, yes I'm sure you thought someone
had broken in through the cat flap and was power washing your furniture
for you, I'll be back in the morning.

Get the hose in place this morning, the pressure washer ready, extension
cable all OK, no leaks, let's go! It's ****ing down.

You could always do the decent thing and just hang yourself thoughtfully |-(

Then SWMBO will complain that you're not level!
--
Peter.
The gods will stay away
whilst religions hold sway

On 23/05/2013 11:43, Mentalguy2k8 wrote:
Decided to powerwash Mum's garden (the structural bits) after strimming
it, hedgecutting etc. She's already got a hosepipe & all the fittings.
Went to sweep cuttings off path & driveway, broom handle snaps on 2nd
stroke. Did the whole lot on hands & knees holding the bristly bit.
Finished, went for a fag and a cuppa, came back and Mum has raked all of
the grass cuttings along the whole length of the path. She has dementia
so I made allowances & didn't hit her very hard. She's also lost the
secateurs I bought her approximately 3 hours ago, I'll check in the
fridge later.

OK, off to B&Q to buy a new broom and a powerwasher (which I needed
anyway). Excellent. Nope, the tap adapter she assured me she had stored
safely, wasn't there. No probs, buy a new one at B&Q. No, the
"multi-fits-all" tap adaptor I bought doesn't fit the kitchen tap. OK,
B&Q is still open, shoot down there & buy a new tap adapter. Great!
Connect it to hose and tap, and her hosepipe has more leaks than a Tory
cabinet. Sigh, OK back to B&Q and buy new hosepipe and reel. Excellent!
Nope, powerwasher has bits missing from the box. Hello B&Q, can you
replace this please before you close? Thanks *ever* so much and yes I'm
back again ha ha ha ha, yes I *should* move in shouldn't I?. Up half the
night putting everything together, testing, all OK.. whoopee! 150 quid
later and we're ready to go. Sorry mother for waking you, yes I'm sure
you thought someone had broken in through the cat flap and was power
washing your furniture for you, I'll be back in the morning.

Get the hose in place this morning, the pressure washer ready, extension
cable all OK, no leaks, let's go! It's ****ing down.

And you'd *trust* all (even) that to be done by somebody else... properly?

That's why
We D-I-Y.

In article ,
sm_jamieson writes:
The most frustrating thing I ever tried was plastering (skimming). It was obvious I was not likely to gain the knack in any sensible time frame. Rather annoying as buying the skill in is quite expensive.

Look for a course nearby. That's what I did 10 years ago.
I also did a bricklaying course. Both great fun, and very useful.
(A week after doing the bricklaying course, someone crashed into my
garden wall and gatepost, and somehow managed to drive off afterwards,
so I was bricklaying almost immediately.)

There isn't much I won't tackle now, although I haven't done anything
seriously structural yet.

--
Andrew Gabriel
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