Last night he lived with Sally (black hair, big tits and a 5 year old
daughter), today he lives with Toni (blond hair, small tits and a 5 year old
son).

And he is ever so polite. He came round this evening to apologise for the
police kicking his door in and all the shouting noise etc as he swapped
girlfriends.

Don't know why he apologised as I was at work and missed it all. If anything
he owes me an apology for not letting me know in advance so I could have
staying and watched.

--
Adam

"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
...
Last night he lived with Sally (black hair, big tits and a 5 year old
daughter), today he lives with Toni (blond hair, small tits and a 5 year
old
son).

And he is ever so polite. He came round this evening to apologise for the
police kicking his door in and all the shouting noise etc as he swapped
girlfriends.

Don't know why he apologised as I was at work and missed it all. If
anything
he owes me an apology for not letting me know in advance so I could have
staying and watched.

Damn and blast, weren't the cameras rolling?

On 19/05/2012 19:01, ARWadsworth wrote:
Last night he lived with Sally (black hair, big tits and a 5 year old
daughter), today he lives with Toni (blond hair, small tits and a 5 year old
son).

And he is ever so polite. He came round this evening to apologise for the
police kicking his door in and all the shouting noise etc as he swapped
girlfriends.

Don't know why he apologised as I was at work and missed it all. If anything
he owes me an apology for not letting me know in advance so I could have
staying and watched.

You should sell tickets...


--
Cheers,

John.

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"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
...
Last night he lived with Sally (black hair, big tits and a 5 year old
daughter), today he lives with Toni (blond hair, small tits and a 5 year
old
son).

And he is ever so polite. He came round this evening to apologise for the
police kicking his door in and all the shouting noise etc as he swapped
girlfriends.

Don't know why he apologised as I was at work and missed it all. If
anything
he owes me an apology for not letting me know in advance so I could have
staying and watched.

--
Adam

Hmmm.
Does he have gainful unemployment or is he one of those scoundrels that the
wife is always warning me about?

brass monkey wrote:
"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
...
Last night he lived with Sally (black hair, big tits and a 5 year
old daughter), today he lives with Toni (blond hair, small tits and
a 5 year old
son).

And he is ever so polite. He came round this evening to apologise
for the police kicking his door in and all the shouting noise etc
as he swapped girlfriends.

Don't know why he apologised as I was at work and missed it all. If
anything
he owes me an apology for not letting me know in advance so I could
have staying and watched.

Damn and blast, weren't the cameras rolling?

It was their side door that was kicked in. Not visible from my CCTV. I have
the police arriving and little else.

--
Adam

Mr Pounder wrote:
"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
...
Last night he lived with Sally (black hair, big tits and a 5 year
old daughter), today he lives with Toni (blond hair, small tits and
a 5 year old
son).

And he is ever so polite. He came round this evening to apologise
for the police kicking his door in and all the shouting noise etc
as he swapped girlfriends.

Don't know why he apologised as I was at work and missed it all. If
anything
he owes me an apology for not letting me know in advance so I could
have staying and watched.

--
Adam

Hmmm.
Does he have gainful unemployment or is he one of those scoundrels
that the wife is always warning me about?

He is a self employed plasterer.

--
Adam

On May 19, 7:01*pm, "ARWadsworth"
wrote:
Last night he lived with Sally (black hair, big tits and a 5 year old
daughter), today he lives with Toni (blond hair, small tits and a 5 year old
son).

And he is ever so polite. He came round this evening to apologise for the
police kicking his door in and all the shouting noise etc as he swapped
girlfriends.

Don't know why he apologised as I was at work and missed it all. If anything
he owes me an apology for not letting me know in advance so I could have
staying and watched.

--
Adam

You live in exciting times.

"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
...
Last night he lived with Sally (black hair, big tits and a 5 year
old daughter), today he lives with Toni (blond hair, small tits and
a 5 year old
son).

And he is ever so polite. He came round this evening to apologise
for the police kicking his door in and all the shouting noise etc
as he swapped girlfriends.

Don't know why he apologised as I was at work and missed it all. If
anything
he owes me an apology for not letting me know in advance so I could
have staying and watched.

--
Adam

Hmmm.
Does he have gainful unemployment or is he one of those scoundrels
that the wife is always warning me about?

He is a self employed plasterer.

--
Adam

Respects then. Like many more I have tried it and failed. Stupid float!

In message , ARWadsworth
writes
brass monkey wrote:
"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
...
Last night he lived with Sally (black hair, big tits and a 5 year
old daughter), today he lives with Toni (blond hair, small tits and
a 5 year old
son).

And he is ever so polite. He came round this evening to apologise
for the police kicking his door in and all the shouting noise etc
as he swapped girlfriends.

Don't know why he apologised as I was at work and missed it all. If
anything
he owes me an apology for not letting me know in advance so I could
have staying and watched.

Damn and blast, weren't the cameras rolling?

It was their side door that was kicked in. Not visible from my CCTV. I have
the police arriving and little else.

Time to install another camera then.


--
Bill

ARWadsworth wrote:
Last night he lived with Sally (black hair, big tits and a 5 year old
daughter), today he lives with Toni (blond hair, small tits and a 5 year old
son).

And he is ever so polite. He came round this evening to apologise for the
police kicking his door in and all the shouting noise etc as he swapped
girlfriends.

Don't know why he apologised as I was at work and missed it all. If anything
he owes me an apology for not letting me know in advance so I could have
staying and watched.

Obviously watched to much 'corrie' as a young man


--
To people who know nothing, anything is possible.
To people who know too much, it is a sad fact
that they know how little is really possible -
and how hard it is to achieve it.

Owain wrote:
On May 19, 7:01 pm, "ARWadsworth"
wrote:
Last night he lived with Sally (black hair, big tits and a 5 year
old daughter), today he lives with Toni (blond hair, small tits and
a 5 year old son).

If it wasn't for the 5-year-olds adding verisimilitude I'd have
wondered if Sally and Toni were inflatable.

Turns out the blonde one is his wife and the lad is his.

--
Adam

These girlfriends sound a bit dangerous to life and limb, maybe he needs to
move to somewhere with a moat.
Brian

--
--
From the sofa of Brian Gaff -

Blind user, so no pictures please!
"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
...
Last night he lived with Sally (black hair, big tits and a 5 year old
daughter), today he lives with Toni (blond hair, small tits and a 5 year
old
son).

And he is ever so polite. He came round this evening to apologise for the
police kicking his door in and all the shouting noise etc as he swapped
girlfriends.

Don't know why he apologised as I was at work and missed it all. If
anything
he owes me an apology for not letting me know in advance so I could have
staying and watched.

--
Adam

I expect the police cameras were, they probably have the rights as well, so
if you had filmed it they would probably sue you.


Brian

--
--
From the sofa of Brian Gaff -

Blind user, so no pictures please!
"brass monkey" wrote in message
b.com...

"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
...
Last night he lived with Sally (black hair, big tits and a 5 year old
daughter), today he lives with Toni (blond hair, small tits and a 5 year
old
son).

And he is ever so polite. He came round this evening to apologise for the
police kicking his door in and all the shouting noise etc as he swapped
girlfriends.

Don't know why he apologised as I was at work and missed it all. If
anything
he owes me an apology for not letting me know in advance so I could have
staying and watched.

Damn and blast, weren't the cameras rolling?

In message , Brian Gaff
writes
These girlfriends sound a bit dangerous to life and limb, maybe he needs to
move to somewhere with a moat.
Brian

Dunno I've hard Moats can be a bit dangerous esp when armed with a
shotgun.
--
hugh

"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
...
Last night he lived with Sally (black hair, big tits and a 5 year old
daughter), today he lives with Toni (blond hair, small tits and a 5 year
old
son).

And he is ever so polite. He came round this evening to apologise for the
police kicking his door in and all the shouting noise etc as he swapped
girlfriends.

Don't know why he apologised as I was at work and missed it all. If
anything
he owes me an apology for not letting me know in advance so I could have
staying and watched.

What a quality neighborhood......

Nthkentman wrote:
"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
...
Last night he lived with Sally (black hair, big tits and a 5 year
old daughter), today he lives with Toni (blond hair, small tits and
a 5 year old
son).

And he is ever so polite. He came round this evening to apologise
for the police kicking his door in and all the shouting noise etc
as he swapped girlfriends.

Don't know why he apologised as I was at work and missed it all. If
anything
he owes me an apology for not letting me know in advance so I could
have staying and watched.

What a quality neighborhood......

It is. Can you do better?



--
Adam

ARWadsworth wrote:
Nthkentman wrote:
"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
...
Last night he lived with Sally (black hair, big tits and a 5 year
old daughter), today he lives with Toni (blond hair, small tits and
a 5 year old
son).

And he is ever so polite. He came round this evening to apologise
for the police kicking his door in and all the shouting noise etc
as he swapped girlfriends.

Don't know why he apologised as I was at work and missed it all. If
anything
he owes me an apology for not letting me know in advance so I could
have staying and watched.
What a quality neighborhood......

It is. Can you do better?



Yes.


--
To people who know nothing, anything is possible.
To people who know too much, it is a sad fact
that they know how little is really possible -
and how hard it is to achieve it.

The Natural Philosopher wrote:
ARWadsworth wrote:
Nthkentman wrote:
"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
...
Last night he lived with Sally (black hair, big tits and a 5
year old daughter), today he lives with Toni (blond hair, small
tits and a 5 year old
son).

And he is ever so polite. He came round this evening to
apologise for the police kicking his door in and all the
shouting noise etc as he swapped girlfriends.

Don't know why he apologised as I was at work and missed it
all. If anything
he owes me an apology for not letting me know in advance so I
could have staying and watched.
What a quality neighborhood......

It is. Can you do better?



Yes.

So what makes it better then?

--
Adam

On Sun, 20 May 2012 19:05:40 +0100, ARWadsworth
wrote:

The Natural Philosopher wrote:
ARWadsworth wrote:
Nthkentman wrote:
"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
...
Last night he lived with Sally (black hair, big tits and a 5
year old daughter), today he lives with Toni (blond hair, small
tits and a 5 year old
son).

And he is ever so polite. He came round this evening to
apologise for the police kicking his door in and all the
shouting noise etc as he swapped girlfriends.

Don't know why he apologised as I was at work and missed it
all. If anything
he owes me an apology for not letting me know in advance so I
could have staying and watched.
What a quality neighborhood......

It is. Can you do better?



Yes.

So what makes it better then?

everyone else has ****ed off & left him tuit?

Jim K

"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
...
Nthkentman wrote:
"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
...
Last night he lived with Sally (black hair, big tits and a 5 year
old daughter), today he lives with Toni (blond hair, small tits and
a 5 year old
son).

And he is ever so polite. He came round this evening to apologise
for the police kicking his door in and all the shouting noise etc
as he swapped girlfriends.

Don't know why he apologised as I was at work and missed it all. If
anything
he owes me an apology for not letting me know in advance so I could
have staying and watched.

What a quality neighborhood......

It is. Can you do better?

Yep.... Thanks for asking

On Sun, 20 May 2012 22:24:13 +0100, Nthkentman wrote:

"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
...
Nthkentman wrote:
"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
...
Last night he lived with Sally (black hair, big tits and a 5 year
old daughter), today he lives with Toni (blond hair, small tits and
a 5 year old
son).

And he is ever so polite. He came round this evening to apologise
for the police kicking his door in and all the shouting noise etc as
he swapped girlfriends.

Don't know why he apologised as I was at work and missed it all. If
anything
he owes me an apology for not letting me know in advance so I could
have staying and watched.

What a quality neighborhood......

It is. Can you do better?

Yep.... Thanks for asking

Gravesend, Sheerness or (gasp) Milton Regis?



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http://www.mirrorservice.org

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On Sat, 19 May 2012 19:28:57 +0100, ARWadsworth wrote:
Hmmm.
Does he have gainful unemployment or is he one of those scoundrels that
the wife is always warning me about?

He is a self employed plasterer.

Walls, or cuts and scrapes?

Jules Richardson wrote:
On Sat, 19 May 2012 19:28:57 +0100, ARWadsworth wrote:
Hmmm.
Does he have gainful unemployment or is he one of those scoundrels that
the wife is always warning me about?
He is a self employed plasterer.

Walls, or cuts and scrapes?

Neither. He works in a bar?...;-)


--
To people who know nothing, anything is possible.
To people who know too much, it is a sad fact
that they know how little is really possible -
and how hard it is to achieve it.

On Mon, 21 May 2012 15:25:17 +0100, The Natural Philosopher wrote:

Does he have gainful unemployment or is he one of those
scoundrels
that the wife is always warning me about?

He is a self employed plasterer.

Walls, or cuts and scrapes?

Neither. He works in a bar?...;-)

Or hospital.

--
Cheers
Dave.

Nthkentman wrote:
"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
...
Nthkentman wrote:
"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
...
Last night he lived with Sally (black hair, big tits and a 5
year old daughter), today he lives with Toni (blond hair, small
tits and a 5 year old
son).

And he is ever so polite. He came round this evening to
apologise for the police kicking his door in and all the
shouting noise etc as he swapped girlfriends.

Don't know why he apologised as I was at work and missed it
all. If anything
he owes me an apology for not letting me know in advance so I
could have staying and watched.

What a quality neighborhood......

It is. Can you do better?

Yep.... Thanks for asking

Are you sure?

It's a domestic due to a badly behaved one-eyed trouser snake and a couple
of slappers.

I have seen that in every walk of life.

--
Adam

"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
...
Nthkentman wrote:
"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
...
Nthkentman wrote:
"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
...
Last night he lived with Sally (black hair, big tits and a 5
year old daughter), today he lives with Toni (blond hair, small
tits and a 5 year old
son).

And he is ever so polite. He came round this evening to
apologise for the police kicking his door in and all the
shouting noise etc as he swapped girlfriends.

Don't know why he apologised as I was at work and missed it
all. If anything
he owes me an apology for not letting me know in advance so I
could have staying and watched.

What a quality neighborhood......

It is. Can you do better?

Yep.... Thanks for asking

Are you sure?

It's a domestic due to a badly behaved one-eyed trouser snake and a couple
of slappers.

I have seen that in every walk of life.

Never had the cops show up and break down the door over something like that
here.

Don’t believe that Liz and Phil the Greek ever have either.