I have tried everything to stop them pooing in my front garden and have now
had more than enough.
We have a dog who is only allowed in the back garden.
There is no cat poo in the back garden.
If I deposit a dog poo in the front garden will this deter the cats?
I don't want to use the final solution with the cats, anti-freeze.

Mr Pounder wrote:
I have tried everything to stop them pooing in my front garden and
have now had more than enough.
We have a dog who is only allowed in the back garden.
There is no cat poo in the back garden.
If I deposit a dog poo in the front garden will this deter the cats?
I don't want to use the final solution with the cats, anti-freeze.

How do you know that the cats have had a ****? Most cats bury their ****.

Do you spend your free days (ie when not at the dole office) fingering your
soil or flowerbeds?

--
Adam

"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
...
Mr Pounder wrote:
I have tried everything to stop them pooing in my front garden and
have now had more than enough.
We have a dog who is only allowed in the back garden.
There is no cat poo in the back garden.
If I deposit a dog poo in the front garden will this deter the cats?
I don't want to use the final solution with the cats, anti-freeze.

How do you know that the cats have had a ****? Most cats bury their ****.

Do you spend your free days (ie when not at the dole office) fingering
your soil or flowerbeds?

--
Adam

The cats kick up the wood chipping in the flower beds and then have a ****.
They do not bother to sweep the wood chippings back over their ****.

I am retired and have never had a penny of the state in all of my life.
Is that okay with you, big mouth?

Mr Pounder

Mr Pounder wrote:
"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
...
Mr Pounder wrote:
I have tried everything to stop them pooing in my front garden and
have now had more than enough.
We have a dog who is only allowed in the back garden.
There is no cat poo in the back garden.
If I deposit a dog poo in the front garden will this deter the cats?
I don't want to use the final solution with the cats, anti-freeze.

How do you know that the cats have had a ****? Most cats bury their
****. Do you spend your free days (ie when not at the dole office)
fingering your soil or flowerbeds?

--
Adam

The cats kick up the wood chipping in the flower beds and then have a
****. They do not bother to sweep the wood chippings back over their
****.
I am retired and have never had a penny of the state in all of my
life. Is that okay with you, big mouth?


And I thought that we were friends.

--
Adam

"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
...
Mr Pounder wrote:
I have tried everything to stop them pooing in my front garden and
have now had more than enough.
We have a dog who is only allowed in the back garden.
There is no cat poo in the back garden.
If I deposit a dog poo in the front garden will this deter the cats?
I don't want to use the final solution with the cats, anti-freeze.

How do you know that the cats have had a ****? Most cats bury their
****. Do you spend your free days (ie when not at the dole office)
fingering your soil or flowerbeds?

--
Adam

The cats kick up the wood chipping in the flower beds and then have a
****. They do not bother to sweep the wood chippings back over their
****.
I am retired and have never had a penny of the state in all of my
life. Is that okay with you, big mouth?


And I thought that we were friends.

--
Adam

I do not like to be called a ******.

Mr Pounder wrote:
"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
...
Mr Pounder wrote:
I have tried everything to stop them pooing in my front garden and
have now had more than enough.
We have a dog who is only allowed in the back garden.
There is no cat poo in the back garden.
If I deposit a dog poo in the front garden will this deter the
cats? I don't want to use the final solution with the cats,
anti-freeze.

How do you know that the cats have had a ****? Most cats bury their
****. Do you spend your free days (ie when not at the dole office)
fingering your soil or flowerbeds?

--
Adam

The cats kick up the wood chipping in the flower beds and then have
a ****. They do not bother to sweep the wood chippings back over
their ****.
I am retired and have never had a penny of the state in all of my
life. Is that okay with you, big mouth?


And I thought that we were friends.

--
Adam

I do not like to be called a ******.

I prefer the term "strong in arm" not ******. However I do not remember
calling you a ******.
--
Adam

Mr Pounder wrote:
I am retired and have never had a penny of the state in all of my life.

Presumably if you're now retired, you *are* receiving pennies from
the state, ie your state pension?

And are you really saying you've never benefitted from the state
in any way? Are there no streetlights where you've lived, no public
highways, no fire service, no armed forces?

JGH

On Mon, 21 Mar 2011 14:45:01 -0700 (PDT), jgharston
wrote:

Mr Pounder wrote:
I am retired and have never had a penny of the state in all of my life.

Presumably if you're now retired, you *are* receiving pennies from
the state, ie your state pension?

Not necessarily - he might not be old enough to qualify for a state
pension yet.

I'm retired, but am "only" 62 :-)

--
Frank Erskine

Frank Erskine wrote:
Not necessarily - he might not be old enough to qualify for a state
pension yet.

I'm retired, but am "only" 62 :-)

Good point. I'm 42, but I get the feeling the Job Centre wishes
I could retire and stop pestering them, particularly as they
penalise me for actually owning a pension.

JGH

In message , Frank Erskine
writes
On Mon, 21 Mar 2011 14:45:01 -0700 (PDT), jgharston
wrote:

Mr Pounder wrote:
I am retired and have never had a penny of the state in all of my life.

Presumably if you're now retired, you *are* receiving pennies from
the state, ie your state pension?

Not necessarily - he might not be old enough to qualify for a state
pension yet.

I'm retired, but am "only" 62 :-)

Still a couple of years off renting a cottage in the isle of wight (if
it's not too dear) then


--
geoff

"Frank Erskine" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 21 Mar 2011 14:45:01 -0700 (PDT), jgharston
wrote:

Mr Pounder wrote:
I am retired and have never had a penny of the state in all of my life.

Presumably if you're now retired, you *are* receiving pennies from
the state, ie your state pension?

Not necessarily - he might not be old enough to qualify for a state
pension yet.

I'm retired, but am "only" 62 :-)

--
Frank Erskine

60 this year.

"jgharston" wrote in message
...
Mr Pounder wrote:
I am retired and have never had a penny of the state in all of my life.

Presumably if you're now retired, you *are* receiving pennies from
the state, ie your state pension?

And are you really saying you've never benefitted from the state
in any way? Are there no streetlights where you've lived, no public
highways, no fire service, no armed forces?

JGH

That is not what I meant and well you know it.

In message
,
jgharston writes
Mr Pounder wrote:
I am retired and have never had a penny of the state in all of my life.

Presumably if you're now retired, you *are* receiving pennies from
the state, ie your state pension?

And are you really saying you've never benefitted from the state
in any way? Are there no streetlights where you've lived, no public
highways, no fire service, no armed forces?

JGH
Your state pension is something yo have paid for through NI pensions
contribution. it's not a benefit, it is a right, just like your car
insurance or your house insurance.
--
hugh
"Believe nothing. No matter where you read it, Or who said it, Even if
I have said it, Unless it agrees with your own reason And your own
common sense." Buddha

On Tue, 22 Mar 2011 18:15:10 +0000, hugh ] wrote:

In message
,
jgharston writes
Mr Pounder wrote:
I am retired and have never had a penny of the state in all of my life.

Presumably if you're now retired, you *are* receiving pennies from
the state, ie your state pension?

And are you really saying you've never benefitted from the state
in any way? Are there no streetlights where you've lived, no public
highways, no fire service, no armed forces?

JGH
Your state pension is something yo have paid for through NI pensions
contribution.

There's no savings element to NI. You could say that you paid someone
else's pension with your NI. When you retire you're not paying NI so
someone else pays your pension.

it's not a benefit, it is a right, just like your car
insurance or your house insurance.

What????
--
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(")_(") their inaction to the problem. I am blocking some articles
posted from there. If you wish your postings to be seen by
everyone you will need use a different method of posting.

In message on Tue, 22 Mar 2011 18:15:10
+0000
hugh ] wrote:

Your state pension is something yo have paid for through NI pensions
contribution.

No it isn't! Your contributions paid for somebody else's pension.

If you are getting a state pension, it is being funded from other people's
contributions.

--

Terry

In message , Mr Pounder
writes

"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
...
Mr Pounder wrote:
I have tried everything to stop them pooing in my front garden and
have now had more than enough.
We have a dog who is only allowed in the back garden.
There is no cat poo in the back garden.
If I deposit a dog poo in the front garden will this deter the cats?
I don't want to use the final solution with the cats, anti-freeze.

How do you know that the cats have had a ****? Most cats bury their ****.

Do you spend your free days (ie when not at the dole office) fingering
your soil or flowerbeds?

--
Adam

The cats kick up the wood chipping in the flower beds and then have a ****.
They do not bother to sweep the wood chippings back over their ****.

I am retired and have never had a penny of the state in all of my life.
Is that okay with you, big mouth?

Not even the old age pension?

Never seen a doctor ?


--
geoff

Mr Pounder wrote:
"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
...
Mr Pounder wrote:
I have tried everything to stop them pooing in my front garden and
have now had more than enough.
We have a dog who is only allowed in the back garden.
There is no cat poo in the back garden.
If I deposit a dog poo in the front garden will this deter the cats?
I don't want to use the final solution with the cats, anti-freeze.
How do you know that the cats have had a ****? Most cats bury their ****.

Do you spend your free days (ie when not at the dole office) fingering
your soil or flowerbeds?

--
Adam

The cats kick up the wood chipping in the flower beds and then have a ****.
They do not bother to sweep the wood chippings back over their ****.


dig it in. makes plants grow well.
I am retired and have never had a penny of the state in all of my life.
Is that okay with you, big mouth?

Mr Pounder

In article ,
says...
How do you know that the cats have had a ****? Most cats bury their ****.


They do - but usually just where I'm about to plant bedding plants.

Or on the vegetable plots at school just where I'm trying to get the
kids to plant seeds.

--
Skipweasel - never knowingly understood.

On 21/03/2011 21:14, ARWadsworth wrote:
Mr wrote:
I have tried everything to stop them pooing in my front garden and
have now had more than enough.
We have a dog who is only allowed in the back garden.
There is no cat poo in the back garden.
If I deposit a dog poo in the front garden will this deter the cats?
I don't want to use the final solution with the cats, anti-freeze.

How do you know that the cats have had a ****? Most cats bury their ****.

Not around here they don't. Used to years ago but not now.

Do you spend your free days (ie when not at the dole office) fingering your
soil or flowerbeds?

You should not assume others are like you.


--
Old Codger
e-mail use reply to field

What matters in politics is not what happens, but what you can make
people believe has happened. [Janet Daley 27/8/2003]

Old Codger wrote:
On 21/03/2011 21:14, ARWadsworth wrote:
Mr wrote:
I have tried everything to stop them pooing in my front garden and
have now had more than enough.
We have a dog who is only allowed in the back garden.
There is no cat poo in the back garden.
If I deposit a dog poo in the front garden will this deter the cats?
I don't want to use the final solution with the cats, anti-freeze.

How do you know that the cats have had a ****? Most cats bury their
****.

Not around here they don't. Used to years ago but not now.

Do you spend your free days (ie when not at the dole office)
fingering your soil or flowerbeds?

You should not assume others are like you.

And you should not fall for one of Mr Pounders AKA Steve windups.

I hope that there are no others like me as you can only have one God

--
Adam

"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
...
Old Codger wrote:
On 21/03/2011 21:14, ARWadsworth wrote:
Mr wrote:
I have tried everything to stop them pooing in my front garden and
have now had more than enough.
We have a dog who is only allowed in the back garden.
There is no cat poo in the back garden.
If I deposit a dog poo in the front garden will this deter the cats?
I don't want to use the final solution with the cats, anti-freeze.

How do you know that the cats have had a ****? Most cats bury their
****.

Not around here they don't. Used to years ago but not now.

Do you spend your free days (ie when not at the dole office)
fingering your soil or flowerbeds?

You should not assume others are like you.

And you should not fall for one of Mr Pounders AKA Steve windups.

I hope that there are no others like me as you can only have one God

--
Adam

Not a windup, it was a question.

In message , Mr Pounder
writes
I have tried everything to stop them pooing in my front garden and have now
had more than enough.
We have a dog who is only allowed in the back garden.
There is no cat poo in the back garden.
If I deposit a dog poo in the front garden will this deter the cats?

Your own experience suggests that it might work.

I don't have a dog (or a cat) and, as far as I know, I don't have any
neighbourhood cats pooing anywhere in my garden. I am therefore in no
position to carry out the test for you. I'm afraid you'll have to try it
for yourself.

I don't want to use the final solution with the cats, anti-freeze.

If you find that dog poo doesn't work, I understand that lion or tiger
poo is very effective. You could try approaching your local zoo to see
if they have any to spare.
--
Ian

"Ian Jackson" wrote in message
...
In message , Mr Pounder
writes
I have tried everything to stop them pooing in my front garden and have
now
had more than enough.
We have a dog who is only allowed in the back garden.
There is no cat poo in the back garden.
If I deposit a dog poo in the front garden will this deter the cats?

Your own experience suggests that it might work.



I don't have a dog (or a cat) and, as far as I know, I don't have any
neighbourhood cats pooing anywhere in my garden. I am therefore in no
position to carry out the test for you. I'm afraid you'll have to try it
for yourself.

Thanks for the tips.



I don't want to use the final solution with the cats, anti-freeze.

If you find that dog poo doesn't work, I understand that lion or tiger poo
is very effective. You could try approaching your local zoo to see if they
have any to spare.

I have also heard of this and will look on ebay for material.



--

"Mr Pounder" wrote in message
...

If you find that dog poo doesn't work, I understand that lion or tiger
poo is very effective. You could try approaching your local zoo to see if
they have any to spare.

I have also heard of this and will look on ebay for material.


dunno about lion ****, but ebay has loads of bull****

In message , Mr Pounder
writes

"Ian Jackson" wrote in message
...
In message , Mr Pounder
writes
I have tried everything to stop them pooing in my front garden and have
now
had more than enough.
We have a dog who is only allowed in the back garden.
There is no cat poo in the back garden.
If I deposit a dog poo in the front garden will this deter the cats?

Your own experience suggests that it might work.



I don't have a dog (or a cat) and, as far as I know, I don't have any
neighbourhood cats pooing anywhere in my garden. I am therefore in no
position to carry out the test for you. I'm afraid you'll have to try it
for yourself.

Thanks for the tips.



I don't want to use the final solution with the cats, anti-freeze.

If you find that dog poo doesn't work, I understand that lion or tiger poo
is very effective. You could try approaching your local zoo to see if they
have any to spare.

I have also heard of this and will look on ebay for material.

So its true - you can buy all sorts of **** on ebay


--
geoff

In message , Mr Pounder
writes

"Ian Jackson" wrote in message
...
In message , Mr Pounder
writes
I have tried everything to stop them pooing in my front garden and have
now
had more than enough.
We have a dog who is only allowed in the back garden.
There is no cat poo in the back garden.
If I deposit a dog poo in the front garden will this deter the cats?

Your own experience suggests that it might work.



I don't have a dog (or a cat) and, as far as I know, I don't have any
neighbourhood cats pooing anywhere in my garden. I am therefore in no
position to carry out the test for you. I'm afraid you'll have to try it
for yourself.

Thanks for the tips.



I don't want to use the final solution with the cats, anti-freeze.

If you find that dog poo doesn't work, I understand that lion or tiger poo
is very effective. You could try approaching your local zoo to see if they
have any to spare.

I have also heard of this and will look on ebay for material.

Lots of Fox poo about nowadays. They like to leave it in prominent
places, advertising perhaps!

Tends to be more solid than that produced by cats and has pointy ends.

regards

--
Tim Lamb

On Tue, 22 Mar 2011 09:18:35 +0000, Tim Lamb
wrote:



Lots of Fox poo about nowadays. They like to leave it in prominent
places, advertising perhaps!

Tends to be more solid than that produced by cats and has pointy ends.


Handy. Is it magnetic by any chance ?

Derek G

Derek G. wrote:
On Tue, 22 Mar 2011 09:18:35 +0000, Tim Lamb
wrote:



Lots of Fox poo about nowadays. They like to leave it in prominent
places, advertising perhaps!

Tends to be more solid than that produced by cats and has pointy ends.


Handy. Is it magnetic by any chance ?

Must be, it sticks like nobody's business.

On 21/03/2011 21:03, Mr Pounder wrote:
....
I don't want to use the final solution with the cats, anti-freeze.

I wouldn't want a criminal record either.

Colin Bignell

"Nightjar "cpb"@" "insertmysurnamehere wrote in message
...
On 21/03/2011 21:03, Mr Pounder wrote:
...
I don't want to use the final solution with the cats, anti-freeze.

I wouldn't want a criminal record either.

Colin Bignell

For being forgetful and leaving some on *my* driveway whilst topping up the
car?

On 22/03/2011 11:04, Mr Pounder wrote:
"Nightjar"cpb"@""insertmysurnamehere wrote in message
...
On 21/03/2011 21:03, Mr Pounder wrote:
...
I don't want to use the final solution with the cats, anti-freeze.

I wouldn't want a criminal record either.

Colin Bignell

For being forgetful and leaving some on *my* driveway whilst topping up the
car?

I believe that a similar defence has been tried before and failed.

Colin Bignell

On Tue, 22 Mar 2011 22:36:35 +0000, "Nightjar \"cpb\"@"
"insertmysurnamehere wrote:

On 22/03/2011 11:04, Mr Pounder wrote:
"Nightjar"cpb"@""insertmysurnamehere wrote in message
...
On 21/03/2011 21:03, Mr Pounder wrote:
...
I don't want to use the final solution with the cats, anti-freeze.

I wouldn't want a criminal record either.

Colin Bignell

For being forgetful and leaving some on *my* driveway whilst topping up the
car?

I believe that a similar defence has been tried before and failed.

Why on earth would a cat drink anti-freeze?
--
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(")_(") their inaction to the problem. I am blocking some articles
posted from there. If you wish your postings to be seen by
everyone you will need use a different method of posting.

On 23/03/2011 09:36, Mark wrote:
On Tue, 22 Mar 2011 22:36:35 +0000, "Nightjar\"cpb\"@"
"insertmysurnamehere wrote:

On 22/03/2011 11:04, Mr Pounder wrote:
"Nightjar"cpb"@""insertmysurnamehere wrote in message
...
On 21/03/2011 21:03, Mr Pounder wrote:
...
I don't want to use the final solution with the cats, anti-freeze.

I wouldn't want a criminal record either.

Colin Bignell

For being forgetful and leaving some on *my* driveway whilst topping up the
car?

I believe that a similar defence has been tried before and failed.

Why on earth would a cat drink anti-freeze?

Apparently it is very attractive to them, although it kills them very
painfully.

Colin Bignell

In article ,
lid says...
I believe that a similar defence has been tried before and failed.

Why on earth would a cat drink anti-freeze?


Because it's quite palatable. That's why it got added to Austrian wine,
remember?

--
Skipweasel - never knowingly understood.

Mark wrote:
On Tue, 22 Mar 2011 22:36:35 +0000, "Nightjar \"cpb\"@"
"insertmysurnamehere wrote:

On 22/03/2011 11:04, Mr Pounder wrote:
"Nightjar"cpb"@""insertmysurnamehere wrote in message
...
On 21/03/2011 21:03, Mr Pounder wrote:
...
I don't want to use the final solution with the cats, anti-freeze.

I wouldn't want a criminal record either.

Colin Bignell

For being forgetful and leaving some on *my* driveway whilst
topping up the car?

I believe that a similar defence has been tried before and failed.

Why on earth would a cat drink anti-freeze?

To get rid of the taste of mouse.

--
Adam

"Nightjar "cpb"@" "insertmysurnamehere wrote in message
...
On 22/03/2011 11:04, Mr Pounder wrote:
"Nightjar"cpb"@""insertmysurnamehere wrote in message
...
On 21/03/2011 21:03, Mr Pounder wrote:
...
I don't want to use the final solution with the cats, anti-freeze.

I wouldn't want a criminal record either.

Colin Bignell

For being forgetful and leaving some on *my* driveway whilst topping up
the
car?

I believe that a similar defence has been tried before and failed.

Colin Bignell

I believe that intent had to be proved.

On 21/03/2011 21:03, Mr Pounder wrote:
I have tried everything to stop them pooing in my front garden and have now
had more than enough.
We have a dog who is only allowed in the back garden.
There is no cat poo in the back garden.
If I deposit a dog poo in the front garden will this deter the cats?

I doubt it. We don't have a dog these days but my Daughter's dog visits
regularly. We also have nightly, and sometimes daily, visits by foxes,
who also poo all over the place. Often have badgers also. Hasn't
stopped the cats yet, and they don't bury it.

I don't want to use the final solution with the cats, anti-freeze.


--
Old Codger
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What matters in politics is not what happens, but what you can make
people believe has happened. [Janet Daley 27/8/2003]

On Mar 21, 9:03*pm, "Mr Pounder"
wrote:
I have tried everything to stop them pooing in my front garden and have now
had more than enough.
We have a dog who is only allowed in the back garden.
There is no cat poo in the back garden.
If I deposit a dog poo in the front garden will this deter the cats?
I don't want to use the final solution with the cats, anti-freeze.

http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php?title=Cat

Mr Pounder wrote:

I have tried everything to stop them pooing in my front garden and have
now had more than enough.
We have a dog who is only allowed in the back garden.
There is no cat poo in the back garden.
If I deposit a dog poo in the front garden will this deter the cats?
I don't want to use the final solution with the cats, anti-freeze.
work out how you can allow the dog in the front garden as well.
--
zaax

"zaax" wrote in message
...
Mr Pounder wrote:

I have tried everything to stop them pooing in my front garden and have
now had more than enough.
We have a dog who is only allowed in the back garden.
There is no cat poo in the back garden.
If I deposit a dog poo in the front garden will this deter the cats?
I don't want to use the final solution with the cats, anti-freeze.
work out how you can allow the dog in the front garden as well.
--
zaax

Too much barking. This will annoy the neighbours who own the cats.