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Good inventive answers please, for the next salesman that knocks at our
door and asks '...are you the home owner?' -- Regards, Harry (M1BYT) (L) http://www.ukradioamateur.co.uk |
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Good inventive answers please, for the next salesman that knocks at our
door and asks '...are you the home owner?' "No - probation service owns this half-way house" |
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"Harry Bloomfield" wrote in message . uk... Good inventive answers please, for the next salesman that knocks at our door and asks '...are you the home owner?' -- Regards, Harry (M1BYT) (L) http://www.ukradioamateur.co.uk There is only one answer... No! I'm a tenant on housing benefit. They soon go away. Peter |
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Harry Bloomfield wrote:
Good inventive answers please, for the next salesman that knocks at our door and asks '...are you the home owner?' Well for you it's easy isn't it? "No, you'll have to come back when my mum's home." |
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"Harry Bloomfield" wrote in message . uk... Good inventive answers please, for the next salesman that knocks at our door and asks '...are you the home owner?' -- Regards, Harry (M1BYT) (L) http://www.ukradioamateur.co.uk Easy - "No I'm just robbing the place" AWEM |
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Good inventive answers please, for the next salesman that knocks at our door and asks '...are you the home owner?' You should just hone up on your 'answering a question with a question'. '...are you the home owner?' 'why do you want to know?' 'well, my firm produces excellent double glazing ....' 'was your mamma good to you when you were a baby?' -- Electric cars are very healthy - when the battery runs out you have to walk home. |
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We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember Harry Bloomfield saying something like: Good inventive answers please, for the next salesman that knocks at our door and asks '...are you the home owner?' No, I'm just house-sitting while the owner's inside for hacking a salesman to pieces. |
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"Yes - but I'm a bit busy right now. Why don't you come back later -
some time around midnight? It's a full moon and we're having a few friends round....." |
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Bloomfield writes Good inventive answers please, for the next salesman that knocks at our door and asks '...are you the home owner?' Best answer is no answer, say nothing and close door. Is you must say something: "No thanks", close door or "None of your business", close door but that's more of my time than they deserve. -- fred BBC3, ITV2/3/4, channels going to the DOGs |
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On Fri, 12 Feb 2010 17:46:20 GMT, Harry Bloomfield
wrote: Good inventive answers please, for the next salesman that knocks at our door and asks '...are you the home owner?' Say nothing ...just point to the little card on the door that says " No Sales Persons,No Collectors " and shut the door. |
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"Usenet Nutter" wrote in message ... On Fri, 12 Feb 2010 17:46:20 GMT, Harry Bloomfield wrote: Good inventive answers please, for the next salesman that knocks at our door and asks '...are you the home owner?' Say nothing ...just point to the little card on the door that says " No Sales Persons,No Collectors " and shut the door. That is the correct answer. But I use an A4 sized display in the window that is visible to visitors before they get to the door. The blind lady collecting for guide dogs did not see it, but what the hell, I gave her £20. Adam |
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On 12/02/2010 20:25 ARWadsworth wrote:
But I use an A4 sized display in the window that is visible to visitors before they get to the door. We had a small card behind the glass in the door but since we got a new plastic door with double glazed panels even quite a large font is unreadable through the obscured glazing. Anyone any thoughts on how to get the message across without using a 240pt font on a piece of A2? The neighbour across has got a note taped to the outside of her door (which says she's not buying at the door and doesn't want to change her energy supplier or her god...) but I don't want to have anything as inelegant as that. -- F |
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"Harry Bloomfield" wrote in message . uk... Good inventive answers please, for the next salesman that knocks at our door and asks '...are you the home owner?' -- Regards, Harry (M1BYT) (L) http://www.ukradioamateur.co.uk "....what colour underwear are you wearing?" |
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wibbled on Friday 12 February 2010 19:54 In article , Harry Bloomfield writes Good inventive answers please, for the next salesman that knocks at our door and asks '...are you the home owner?' Best answer is no answer, say nothing and close door. Is you must say something: "No thanks", close door or "None of your business", close door but that's more of my time than they deserve. Answer the door adorned thus: http://smuttygifts.com/images/upload...r_apron_e2.jpg or thus: http://www.cine-collector.com/catalo...face2003-1.jpg -- Tim Watts Managers, politicians and environmentalists: Nature's carbon buffer. |
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wibbled on Friday 12 February 2010 20:04 On Fri, 12 Feb 2010 17:46:20 GMT, Harry Bloomfield wrote: Good inventive answers please, for the next salesman that knocks at our door and asks '...are you the home owner?' Say nothing ...just point to the little card on the door that says " No Sales Persons,No Collectors " and shut the door. Point to the door under the stairs and say "Just go down to the cellar and wait, I won't be a moment..." -- Tim Watts Managers, politicians and environmentalists: Nature's carbon buffer. |
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Good inventive answers please, for the next salesman that knocks at our door and asks '...are you the home owner?' No, it all belongs to Her Majesty. I lease it off her. |
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On Fri, 12 Feb 2010 20:36:24 +0000, Toby wrote:
"Harry Bloomfield" wrote in message . uk... Good inventive answers please, for the next salesman that knocks at our door and asks '...are you the home owner?' -- Regards, Harry (M1BYT) (L) http://www.ukradioamateur.co.uk "....what colour underwear are you wearing?" That's what I use on the US-based "you have won a holiday" people, the female ones at least. The male ones...I ask the colour of their boyfriend's underwear. -- Use the BIG mirror service in the UK: http://www.mirrorservice.org |
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In article , Harry Bloomfield writes Good inventive answers please, for the next salesman that knocks at our door and asks '...are you the home owner?' Best answer is no answer, say nothing and close door. Is you must say something: "No thanks", close door Got one yesterday "Oh do **** off" slam door shut works for me -- geoff |
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ARWadsworth writes "Usenet Nutter" wrote in message ... On Fri, 12 Feb 2010 17:46:20 GMT, Harry Bloomfield wrote: Good inventive answers please, for the next salesman that knocks at our door and asks '...are you the home owner?' Say nothing ...just point to the little card on the door that says " No Sales Persons,No Collectors " and shut the door. That is the correct answer. But I use an A4 sized display in the window that is visible to visitors before they get to the door. I used to have one I brought back from Indonesia on the front room bay window I would point at it and say "Can't you read ****ing Indonesian ?" gone now -- geoff |
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ARWadsworth writes That is the correct answer. But I use an A4 sized display in the window that is visible to visitors before they get to the door. The blind lady collecting for guide dogs did not see it, but what the hell, I gave her £20. Told you not to put in that handrail -- fred BBC3, ITV2/3/4, channels going to the DOGs |
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writes In message , fred writes In article , Harry Bloomfield writes Good inventive answers please, for the next salesman that knocks at our door and asks '...are you the home owner?' Best answer is no answer, say nothing and close door. Is you must say something: "No thanks", close door Got one yesterday "Oh do **** off" slam door shut works for me IME saying anything or displaying any emotion gives them an inflated view of their own importance. -- fred BBC3, ITV2/3/4, channels going to the DOGs |
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In article , geoff writes In message , fred writes In article , Harry Bloomfield writes Good inventive answers please, for the next salesman that knocks at our door and asks '...are you the home owner?' Best answer is no answer, say nothing and close door. Is you must say something: "No thanks", close door Got one yesterday "Oh do **** off" slam door shut works for me IME saying anything or displaying any emotion gives them an inflated view of their own importance. Then we both came out of it with a result -- geoff |
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On Fri, 12 Feb 2010 17:46:20 GMT, Harry Bloomfield
wrote: Good inventive answers please, for the next salesman that knocks at our door and asks '...are you the home owner?' 1. A sign which reads "Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again" (stolen from a sign in America) 2. "No, I'm the squatter". |
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"fred" wrote in message ... In article , ARWadsworth writes That is the correct answer. But I use an A4 sized display in the window that is visible to visitors before they get to the door. The blind lady collecting for guide dogs did not see it, but what the hell, I gave her £20. Told you not to put in that handrail -- fred BBC3, ITV2/3/4, channels going to the DOGs How do you write "**** off" in braille on a handrail? Adam |
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ARWadsworth writes "fred" wrote in message ... In article , ARWadsworth writes That is the correct answer. But I use an A4 sized display in the window that is visible to visitors before they get to the door. The blind lady collecting for guide dogs did not see it, but what the hell, I gave her £20. Told you not to put in that handrail -- fred BBC3, ITV2/3/4, channels going to the DOGs How do you write "**** off" in braille on a handrail? Use syringe needles -- geoff |
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ARWadsworth writes "fred" wrote in message ... In article , ARWadsworth writes That is the correct answer. But I use an A4 sized display in the window that is visible to visitors before they get to the door. The blind lady collecting for guide dogs did not see it, but what the hell, I gave her £20. Told you not to put in that handrail How do you write "**** off" in braille on a handrail? In razor wire or in anti climb paint (with a wet paint notice) -- fred BBC3, ITV2/3/4, channels going to the DOGs |
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"ARWadsworth" wrote in message om... "fred" wrote in message ... In article , ARWadsworth writes That is the correct answer. But I use an A4 sized display in the window that is visible to visitors before they get to the door. The blind lady collecting for guide dogs did not see it, but what the hell, I gave her £20. Told you not to put in that handrail -- fred BBC3, ITV2/3/4, channels going to the DOGs How do you write "**** off" in braille on a handrail? ..... ... . |
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In message , Nick
writes "ARWadsworth" wrote in message . com... "fred" wrote in message ... In article , ARWadsworth writes That is the correct answer. But I use an A4 sized display in the window that is visible to visitors before they get to the door. The blind lady collecting for guide dogs did not see it, but what the hell, I gave her £20. Told you not to put in that handrail -- fred BBC3, ITV2/3/4, channels going to the DOGs How do you write "**** off" in braille on a handrail? .... ... . How do you write, not how do you spell smiley or summat ... -- geoff |
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Bob Eager writes: On Fri, 12 Feb 2010 20:36:24 +0000, Toby wrote: "....what colour underwear are you wearing?" That's what I use on the US-based "you have won a holiday" people, the female ones at least. The male ones...I ask the colour of their boyfriend's underwear. What reaction do you get? -- Andrew Gabriel [email address is not usable -- followup in the newsgroup] |
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Grimly Curmudgeon writes: We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember Harry Bloomfield saying something like: Good inventive answers please, for the next salesman that knocks at our door and asks '...are you the home owner?' No, I'm just house-sitting while the owner's inside for hacking a salesman to pieces. or "No, I buried him under the patio" -- Andrew Gabriel [email address is not usable -- followup in the newsgroup] |
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Good inventive answers please, for the next salesman that knocks at our
door and asks '...are you the home owner?' No, the bank is, i'm being evicted in two weeks. |
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On Feb 13, 6:46 am, Harry Bloomfield
wrote: Good inventive answers please, for the next salesman that knocks at our door and asks '...are you the home owner?' Salesmen seem to be too stupid to know how to open my gate. So I don't get any salesmen or Halloween visitors. This gate: http://i42.tinypic.com/2r478dg.jpg |
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"Harry Bloomfield" wrote in message . uk... Good inventive answers please, for the next salesman that knocks at our door and asks '...are you the home owner?' "This is a bail hostel, please make sure it is a member of the staff you are disturbing." |
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On Sat, 13 Feb 2010 00:54:02 +0000, Andrew Gabriel wrote:
In article , Bob Eager writes: On Fri, 12 Feb 2010 20:36:24 +0000, Toby wrote: "....what colour underwear are you wearing?" That's what I use on the US-based "you have won a holiday" people, the female ones at least. The male ones...I ask the colour of their boyfriend's underwear. What reaction do you get? The last one was taken aback, and just said it was rather intrusive. I replied that so was calling me at home without my permission. -- Use the BIG mirror service in the UK: http://www.mirrorservice.org |
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On Sat, 13 Feb 2010 00:17:30 +0000, geoff wrote:
In message , Nick writes "ARWadsworth" wrote in message .com... "fred" wrote in message ... In article , ARWadsworth writes That is the correct answer. But I use an A4 sized display in the window that is visible to visitors before they get to the door. The blind lady collecting for guide dogs did not see it, but what the hell, I gave her £20. Told you not to put in that handrail -- fred BBC3, ITV2/3/4, channels going to the DOGs How do you write "**** off" in braille on a handrail? .... ... . How do you write, not how do you spell Dot It Yourself smiley or summat ... -- Peter. 2x4 - thick plank; 4x4 - two of 'em. |
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ARWadsworth wrote:
"Usenet Nutter" wrote in message ... On Fri, 12 Feb 2010 17:46:20 GMT, Harry Bloomfield wrote: Good inventive answers please, for the next salesman that knocks at our door and asks '...are you the home owner?' Say nothing ...just point to the little card on the door that says " No Sales Persons,No Collectors " and shut the door. That is the correct answer. But I use an A4 sized display in the window that is visible to visitors before they get to the door. The blind lady collecting for guide dogs did not see it, but what the hell, I gave her £20. You mean you *told* her it was £20... |
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GB wrote:
'was your mamma good to you when you were a baby?' Does yer dad own a brewery? :) |
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Matty F wrote:
On Feb 13, 6:46 am, Harry Bloomfield wrote: Good inventive answers please, for the next salesman that knocks at our door and asks '...are you the home owner?' Salesmen seem to be too stupid to know how to open my gate. So I don't get any salesmen or Halloween visitors. This gate: http://i42.tinypic.com/2r478dg.jpg Another one of your angle grinder jobs, made out of one piece? Not surprised they couldn't open it. -- Ian White |
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On Feb 12, 5:46*pm, Harry Bloomfield
wrote: Good inventive answers please, for the next salesman that knocks at our door and asks '...are you the home owner?' -- Regards, * * * * Harry (M1BYT) (L)http://www.ukradioamateur.co.uk " I get this situation regularly, mainly on the phone. All I say is "no its rented from the council". They don’t bother you they ring off. Or if its a caller at the door, just say Its rented. |
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F wrote:
On 12/02/2010 20:25 ARWadsworth wrote: But I use an A4 sized display in the window that is visible to visitors before they get to the door. We had a small card behind the glass in the door but since we got a new plastic door with double glazed panels even quite a large font is unreadable through the obscured glazing. Anyone any thoughts on how to get the message across without using a 240pt font on a piece of A2? The neighbour across has got a note taped to the outside of her door (which says she's not buying at the door and doesn't want to change her energy supplier or her god...) but I don't want to have anything as inelegant as that. I make customised notices for my factory with a cold laminator, using self-adhesive film. They survive for a couple of years if used outdoors and applied to a clean, dry, smooth surface. Colin Bignell |
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