All explained he

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Tradesmen


mark

On Fri, 6 Nov 2009 11:04:29 -0000, mark wrote:

All explained he

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Tradesmen

mark

Damn you! Just spent/wasted an hour following and reading links!
--
Peter.
The head of a pin will hold more angels if
it's been flattened with an angel-grinder.

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On Fri, 6 Nov 2009 11:04:29 -0000, mark wrote:

All explained he

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Tradesmen

mark

Damn you! Just spent/wasted an hour following and reading links!
--
Peter.
The head of a pin will hold more angels if
it's been flattened with an angel-grinder.


"The sole reason for the existence of a "handyman" is to provide
fantasies for women based on ridiculous story-lines, such as turning up
early for the job, in order to eventually entice the poor woman to his
aptly named pickup truck where he will disgrace the male species by
crying on her shoulder about failing to be a t The sole reason for the
existence of a "handyman" is to provide fantasies for women based on
ridiculous story-lines, such as turning up early for the job, in order
to eventually entice the poor woman to his aptly named pickup truck
where he will disgrace the male species by crying on her shoulder about
failing to be a tradesman rather than making poor pick up lines.
radesman rather than making poor pick up lines. "


Come on MH. Defend yourself.

Archie

Archie wrote:
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On Fri, 6 Nov 2009 11:04:29 -0000, mark wrote:

All explained he

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Tradesmen

mark

Damn you! Just spent/wasted an hour following and reading links!
--
Peter.
The head of a pin will hold more angels if
it's been flattened with an angel-grinder.


"The sole reason for the existence of a "handyman" is to provide
fantasies for women based on ridiculous story-lines, such as turning
up early for the job, in order to eventually entice the poor woman to
his aptly named pickup truck where he will disgrace the male species
by crying on her shoulder about failing to be a t radesman rather than
making poor pick up lines. "


Come on MH. Defend yourself.

Its not me. I gave up sex for religious reasons. God made me ugly :-(


--
Dave - The Medway Handyman
www.medwayhandyman.co.uk

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On Fri, 6 Nov 2009 11:04:29 -0000, mark wrote:

All explained he

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Tradesmen

mark

Damn you! Just spent/wasted an hour following and reading links!
--
Peter.
The head of a pin will hold more angels if
it's been flattened with an angel-grinder.


"The sole reason for the existence of a "handyman" is to provide fantasies
for women based on ridiculous story-lines, such as turning up early for
the job, in order to eventually entice the poor woman to his aptly named
pickup truck where he will disgrace the male species by crying on her
shoulder about failing to be a t The sole reason for the existence of a
"handyman" is to provide fantasies for women based on ridiculous
story-lines, such as turning up early for the job, in order to eventually
entice the poor woman to his aptly named pickup truck where he will
disgrace the male species by crying on her shoulder about failing to be a
tradesman rather than making poor pick up lines. radesman rather than
making poor pick up lines. "


Come on MH. Defend yourself.

Archie

I do believe that the TMH is happily married.

A good electrician should always look out for damp sockets in the bedroom
that need inspecting and servicing.

Adam

ARWadsworth wrote:
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On Fri, 6 Nov 2009 11:04:29 -0000, mark wrote:

All explained he

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Tradesmen

mark

Damn you! Just spent/wasted an hour following and reading links!
--
Peter.
The head of a pin will hold more angels if
it's been flattened with an angel-grinder.


"The sole reason for the existence of a "handyman" is to provide
fantasies for women based on ridiculous story-lines, such as turning
up early for the job, in order to eventually entice the poor woman
to his aptly named pickup truck where he will disgrace the male
species by crying on her shoulder about failing to be a t The sole
reason for the existence of a "handyman" is to provide fantasies for
women based on ridiculous story-lines, such as turning up early for
the job, in order to eventually entice the poor woman to his aptly
named pickup truck where he will disgrace the male species by crying
on her shoulder about failing to be a tradesman rather than making
poor pick up lines. radesman rather than making poor pick up lines. "


Come on MH. Defend yourself.

Archie

I do believe that the TMH is happily married.

A good electrician should always look out for damp sockets in the
bedroom that need inspecting and servicing.

Blast. I've missed that ruse for many years! Watch out ladies.

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "ARWadsworth"
saying something like:

A good electrician should always look out for damp sockets in the bedroom
that need inspecting and servicing.

Blimey, suddenly everyone's Toolbag Ted.