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http://inventorspot.com/articles/handy_specs_16347

looks like it might have additional uses for some people as well

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looks like it might have additional uses for some people as well

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Indeed
"Handy has a very, very firm but soft grip and its ability to oscillate up
and down at select speedsis quite satisfying."

FFS!

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looks like it might have additional uses for some people as well

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Indeed
"Handy has a very, very firm but soft grip and its ability to oscillate up
and down at select speedsis quite satisfying."

FFS!


Lol,well they made a piston engine for women so.... :-)


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geoff wrote:
http://inventorspot.com/articles/handy_specs_16347

looks like it might have additional uses for some people as well

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Indeed
"Handy has a very, very firm but soft grip and its ability to oscillate
up and down at select speedsis quite satisfying."

FFS!


Lol,well they made a piston engine for women so.... :-)


#"Ah-hum titty Bum titty Bum titty Bum"

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Indeed
"Handy has a very, very firm but soft grip and its ability to oscillate
up and down at select speedsis quite satisfying."

FFS!


Lol,well they made a piston engine for women so.... :-)


#"Ah-hum titty Bum titty Bum titty Bum"



Ah, it does those too does it???
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I don't give a toss...


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looks like it might have additional uses for some people as well


I don't give a toss...


It is better to give than to receive... (That can't be right, surely?)

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Indeed
"Handy has a very, very firm but soft grip and its ability to oscillate
up and down at select speedsis quite satisfying."

FFS!

Lol,well they made a piston engine for women so.... :-)


#"Ah-hum titty Bum titty Bum titty Bum"



Round and round went the great flywheel....
And in and out went the p***k of steel...

#"Ah-hum titty Bum titty Bum titty Bum"

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Indeed
"Handy has a very, very firm but soft grip and its ability to oscillate
up and down at select speedsis quite satisfying."

FFS!

Lol,well they made a piston engine for women so.... :-)


#"Ah-hum titty Bum titty Bum titty Bum"



Ah, it does those too does it???


The reference is to a deceased engineer, I expect


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looks like it might have additional uses for some people as well


I don't give a toss...


Ah, but it looks like it might

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Indeed
"Handy has a very, very firm but soft grip and its ability to
oscillate up and down at select speedsis quite satisfying."

FFS!

Lol,well they made a piston engine for women so.... :-)

#"Ah-hum titty Bum titty Bum titty Bum"



Ah, it does those too does it???


The reference is to a deceased engineer, I expect


I have no reason to believe he lied.


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I don't give a toss...


I'll DO IT MYSELF then..


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I don't give a toss...


I'll DO IT MYSELF then..



That will be HANDY.
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Indeed
"Handy has a very, very firm but soft grip and its ability to
oscillate up and down at select speedsis quite satisfying."

FFS!

Lol,well they made a piston engine for women so.... :-)

#"Ah-hum titty Bum titty Bum titty Bum"



Round and round went the great flywheel....
And in and out went the p***k of steel...

#"Ah-hum titty Bum titty Bum titty Bum"

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How to you titillate an ocelot?

Why you oscillate....its...
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Round and round went the great flywheel....

You know I've heard fragments of that over the years - but never the
whole thing. And I can't find it on the net. Ah well...
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On Wed, 3 Dec 2008 20:54:48 UTC, Andy Champ wrote:

Ron Lowe wrote:

Round and round went the great flywheel....

You know I've heard fragments of that over the years - but never the
whole thing. And I can't find it on the net. Ah well...


http://www.threaded.com/engineers_song.htm

although there are verses there I don't even remember!
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Bob Eager wrote:
On Wed, 3 Dec 2008 20:54:48 UTC, Andy Champ wrote:

Ron Lowe wrote:
Round and round went the great flywheel....

You know I've heard fragments of that over the years - but never the
whole thing. And I can't find it on the net. Ah well...


http://www.threaded.com/engineers_song.htm

although there are verses there I don't even remember!


Or this bizarre version from clogland:

http://www.erc69.nl/modules.php?name=Reviews&rop=showcontent&id=12

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On Wed, 3 Dec 2008 20:54:48 UTC, Andy Champ wrote:

Ron Lowe wrote:

Round and round went the great flywheel....

You know I've heard fragments of that over the years - but never the
whole thing. And I can't find it on the net. Ah well...


http://www.threaded.com/engineers_song.htm

although there are verses there I don't even remember!


I think embellishment is the word you were looking for

I've certainly not come across some of them

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Ron Lowe wrote:
Round and round went the great flywheel....

You know I've heard fragments of that over the years - but never the
whole thing. And I can't find it on the net. Ah well...


next ...

Eskimo Nell

(could do that from start to finish once upon a time)


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Ron Lowe wrote:
Round and round went the great flywheel....

You know I've heard fragments of that over the years - but never the
whole thing. And I can't find it on the net. Ah well...


next ...

Eskimo Nell

(could do that from start to finish once upon a time)


I'm word perfect on "Lloyd George knew my father"...

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Ron Lowe wrote:
Round and round went the great flywheel....

You know I've heard fragments of that over the years - but never the
whole thing. And I can't find it on the net. Ah well...


next ...

Eskimo Nell

(could do that from start to finish once upon a time)


Is that a cold start?



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Ron Lowe wrote:
Round and round went the great flywheel....

You know I've heard fragments of that over the years - but never the
whole thing. And I can't find it on the net. Ah well...


I'm word perfect on "Lloyd George knew my father"...

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It wouldn't be this little ditty would it?

http://sniff.numachi.com/pages/tiGRT...tGRTWHEEL.html

Don.


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geoff wrote:
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Ron Lowe wrote:
Round and round went the great flywheel....

You know I've heard fragments of that over the years - but never the
whole thing. And I can't find it on the net. Ah well...


next ...

Eskimo Nell

(could do that from start to finish once upon a time)


Did you ever visit The Prospect of Whitby PH in Wapping Wall on a Friday
night? An evening of beer & rugby songs.

We made us own fun in them days...



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