Did anyone see on BBC Breakfast Time the chairwoman of the committee that
has just recommended against changing the organ donor law to opt-out? The
first thing she said was:

"My heart goes out to anyone waiting for an organ transplant".

Really!
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Did anyone see on BBC Breakfast Time the chairwoman of the committee that
has just recommended against changing the organ donor law to opt-out? The
first thing she said was:

"My heart goes out to anyone waiting for an organ transplant".

Really!

It HAS to appear on Youtube !
Not too sure about the DIY aspect of it though.
--
Bill
May God defend me from my friends; I can defend myself against my enemies.

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In message , Reentrant
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Did anyone see on BBC Breakfast Time the chairwoman of the committee that
has just recommended against changing the organ donor law to opt-out? The
first thing she said was:

"My heart goes out to anyone waiting for an organ transplant".

Really!


Wonder if she came from 'Liver pool' !!!!
Dave

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "Dave"
saying something like:


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Did anyone see on BBC Breakfast Time the chairwoman of the committee that
has just recommended against changing the organ donor law to opt-out? The
first thing she said was:

"My heart goes out to anyone waiting for an organ transplant".

Really!


Wonder if she came from 'Liver pool' !!!!

She was probably bladdered.

Grimly Curmudgeon wrote:
We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "Dave"
saying something like:

"Bill" wrote in message
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Did anyone see on BBC Breakfast Time the chairwoman of the committee that
has just recommended against changing the organ donor law to opt-out? The
first thing she said was:

"My heart goes out to anyone waiting for an organ transplant".

Really!

Wonder if she came from 'Liver pool' !!!!

She was probably bladdered.

These are getting cornea and cornea...

--
Rod

Hypothyroidism is a seriously debilitating condition with an insidious
onset.
Although common it frequently goes undiagnosed.
www.thyromind.info www.thyroiduk.org www.altsupportthyroid.org

"Rod" wrote in message
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Grimly Curmudgeon wrote:
We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "Dave"
saying something like:

"Bill" wrote in message
news In message , Reentrant
writes
Did anyone see on BBC Breakfast Time the chairwoman of the committee
that
has just recommended against changing the organ donor law to opt-out?
The
first thing she said was:

"My heart goes out to anyone waiting for an organ transplant".

Really!

Wonder if she came from 'Liver pool' !!!!

She was probably bladdered.

These are getting cornea and cornea...


At least she didn't 'vent her spleen'.

Don.

"Rod" wrote in message
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Grimly Curmudgeon wrote:
We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "Dave"
saying something like:

"Bill" wrote in message
news In message , Reentrant
writes
Did anyone see on BBC Breakfast Time the chairwoman of the committee
that
has just recommended against changing the organ donor law to opt-out?
The
first thing she said was:

"My heart goes out to anyone waiting for an organ transplant".

Really!

Wonder if she came from 'Liver pool' !!!!

She was probably bladdered.

These are getting cornea and cornea...

Rod


I kidney see the funny side oh that.

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"Rod" wrote in message
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Grimly Curmudgeon wrote:
We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "Dave"
saying something like:

"Bill" wrote in message
news In message , Reentrant
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Did anyone see on BBC Breakfast Time the chairwoman of the committee
that
has just recommended against changing the organ donor law to
opt-out?
The
first thing she said was:

"My heart goes out to anyone waiting for an organ transplant".

Really!

Wonder if she came from 'Liver pool' !!!!

She was probably bladdered.

These are getting cornea and cornea...

Rod


I kidney see the funny side oh that.


I thought of a similar pun, but decided against it - I kid ye not

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"Rod" wrote in message
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Grimly Curmudgeon wrote:
We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "Dave"

saying something like:

"Bill" wrote in message
news In message , Reentrant
writes
Did anyone see on BBC Breakfast Time the chairwoman of the
committee
that
has just recommended against changing the organ donor law to
opt-out?
The
first thing she said was:

"My heart goes out to anyone waiting for an organ transplant".

Really!

Wonder if she came from 'Liver pool' !!!!

She was probably bladdered.

These are getting cornea and cornea...

Rod


I kidney see the funny side oh that.


I thought of a similar pun, but decided against it - I kid ye not

Liver let liver. Your heart wasn't in it. Took to lung to think about it.
Cor nearly got it. Eye see where it was going. You were going to vent your
spleen. :-)

Liver let liver. Your heart wasn't in it. Took to lung to think about
it.
Cor nearly got it. Eye see where it was going. You were going to vent
your
spleen. :-)




Spleen there, done that.
Heart?? I left mine in San Francisco.
Pink Floyd song' "... leave them kidneys alone".
It's the lung and short of it all.
I last saw her at St Pancreas Station.
Eyes eyed her up and down.
And cornea her as I was deaf.
Now I'm just (skin) grafting away.

Dave

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Liver let liver. Your heart wasn't in it. Took to lung to think about
it.
Cor nearly got it. Eye see where it was going. You were going to vent
your
spleen. :-)




Spleen there, done that.
Heart?? I left mine in San Francisco.
Pink Floyd song' "... leave them kidneys alone".
It's the lung and short of it all.
I last saw her at St Pancreas Station.
Eyes eyed her up and down.
And cornea her as I was deaf.
Now I'm just (skin) grafting away.

Dave

You've transplanted all those in the body of your message? What a heart
that mans has.

BigWallop wrote:
"Dave" wrote in message
...


Liver let liver. Your heart wasn't in it. Took to lung to think
about it.
Cor nearly got it. Eye see where it was going. You were going to
vent your
spleen. :-)




Spleen there, done that.
Heart?? I left mine in San Francisco.
Pink Floyd song' "... leave them kidneys alone".
It's the lung and short of it all.
I last saw her at St Pancreas Station.
Eyes eyed her up and down.
And cornea her as I was deaf.
Now I'm just (skin) grafting away.

Dave

You've transplanted all those in the body of your message? What a
heart that mans has.

Anyone ever used the 'where shall we go on holiday' stunt?

You and you acomplice claim telpathic powers. You leave the room.

Acomplice explains you are so close you even know each others holiday
destinations. The group choose a destination. You re enter room.

Acomplice starts calling out seemingly random holiday destinations,
eventually he mentions the chosen place & you immediately confirm it as
being the chosen place.

The 'key' is that your acomplice will use a placename containing a body
part; the one 2nd after is the chosen place.

Liverpool, Headcorn, Legoland, Hackney, Armfield, Bristol, Chester,
Plymouth, Wolverhampton, Braintree etc.


--
Dave - The Medway Handyman
www.medwayhandyman.co.uk

The Medway Handyman wrote:
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Anyone ever used the 'where shall we go on holiday' stunt?

You and you acomplice claim telpathic powers. You leave the room.

Acomplice explains you are so close you even know each others holiday
destinations. The group choose a destination. You re enter room.

Acomplice starts calling out seemingly random holiday destinations,
eventually he mentions the chosen place & you immediately confirm it as
being the chosen place.

The 'key' is that your acomplice will use a placename containing a body
part; the one 2nd after is the chosen place.

Liverpool, Headcorn, Legoland, Hackney, Armfield, Bristol, Chester,
Plymouth, Wolverhampton, Braintree etc.

Ringwood?

On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 22:50:41 GMT, BigWallop wrote:

"The Medway Handyman" wrote in message
m...

snip

Anyone ever used the 'where shall we go on holiday' stunt?

You and you acomplice claim telpathic powers. You leave the room.

Acomplice explains you are so close you even know each others holiday
destinations. The group choose a destination. You re enter room.

Acomplice starts calling out seemingly random holiday destinations,
eventually he mentions the chosen place & you immediately confirm it as
being the chosen place.

The 'key' is that your acomplice will use a placename containing a body
part; the one 2nd after is the chosen place.

Liverpool, Headcorn, Legoland, Hackney, Armfield, Bristol, Chester,
Plymouth, Wolverhampton, Braintree etc.

Dave - The Medway Handyman


Hee Hee Hee. I like that idea. Knowing my luck, I'd forget what was said
and choose the wrong one. Never been good at punch lines. :-) Must give
it a try at the Christmas parties, though.

A far better variation is 'Black Magic'. Can be done with all sorts of
variations in routine. Just mention twoi items, or ten items, 'normally'
using speech, then when the onlookers accuse you of using a particlar
phrase or a certain number of selections, you switch to pointing, no words.
The missus and me have had countless people completely baffled with it.

Of course, I can't tell you how it works, coz I'd then have to kill you!
:-)

(But think about TMH's explanation and work it out from there!)

--
The Wanderer

The older I get the better I used to be!

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On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 22:50:41 GMT, BigWallop wrote:

"The Medway Handyman" wrote in
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m...

snip

Anyone ever used the 'where shall we go on holiday' stunt?

You and you acomplice claim telpathic powers. You leave the room.

Acomplice explains you are so close you even know each others holiday
destinations. The group choose a destination. You re enter room.

Acomplice starts calling out seemingly random holiday destinations,
eventually he mentions the chosen place & you immediately confirm it as
being the chosen place.

The 'key' is that your acomplice will use a placename containing a body
part; the one 2nd after is the chosen place.

Liverpool, Headcorn, Legoland, Hackney, Armfield, Bristol, Chester,
Plymouth, Wolverhampton, Braintree etc.

Dave - The Medway Handyman


Hee Hee Hee. I like that idea. Knowing my luck, I'd forget what was
said
and choose the wrong one. Never been good at punch lines. :-) Must
give
it a try at the Christmas parties, though.

A far better variation is 'Black Magic'. Can be done with all sorts of
variations in routine. Just mention twoi items, or ten items, 'normally'
using speech, then when the onlookers accuse you of using a particlar
phrase or a certain number of selections, you switch to pointing, no
words.
The missus and me have had countless people completely baffled with it.

Of course, I can't tell you how it works, coz I'd then have to kill you!
:-)

(But think about TMH's explanation and work it out from there!)

The Wanderer


We've been practicing. Think we know what technique to use. It's had a few
people scratching their heads.

Should go down well as a party piece this year. :-)

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Edwin Spector wrote:
The Medway Handyman wrote:
Liverpool, Headcorn, Legoland, Hackney, Armfield, Bristol, Chester,
Plymouth, Wolverhampton, Braintree etc.
Ringwood?

S****horpe?

Brilliant

Penistone or Wombwell?

Adam

On Sat, 22 Nov 2008 15:12:16 UTC, "ARWadsworth"
wrote:


"Owain" wrote in message
et...
Edwin Spector wrote:
The Medway Handyman wrote:
Liverpool, Headcorn, Legoland, Hackney, Armfield, Bristol, Chester,
Plymouth, Wolverhampton, Braintree etc.
Ringwood?

S****horpe?

Brilliant

Penistone or Wombwell?

Goole East

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ARWadsworth wrote:
S****horpe?
Brilliant
Penistone or Wombwell?

Penisa'r-waun (Caernarfonshire)

A search of gazetteer.co.uk suggests also

Bassaleg, High Legh, Legsby
Upper Armley
Cock Alley, Cockshutt, Doffcocker
Glenfoot, Plumpton Foot
Barnsole, Buttsole, Crooked Soley
Breedy Butts, Butterley
Balls Cross
Dunnose, Noseley
Earby, Earcroft
Ardtoe, Tiptoe

Owain


And not forgetting good old Mrs Hippie. :-)

If your surname was Green, would you really call your daughter Teresa?

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On 23 Nov,
"BigWallop" wrote:

If your surname was Green, would you really call your daughter Teresa?


I once went out with a Teresa Green. She had to suffer lots of jokes.

Was she white with two lumps ?

--
geoff

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On 23 Nov,
"BigWallop" wrote:

If your surname was Green, would you really call your daughter Teresa?


I once went out with a Teresa Green. She had to suffer lots of jokes.

B Thumbs


Ho Ho Ho !!! She must be used to it by now. Does she still laugh as though
it's first time she's heard it? :-)

I had a friend at school called Felicity Welcome. She used get called
Facility. She heard it so many times, she wrote it on her notebooks by
mistake a few times. Poor girl. lol

And an engineer who does work for us, is called Gary Goodman, and he is.
:-)

"Owain" wrote in message
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ARWadsworth wrote:
S****horpe?
Brilliant
Penistone or Wombwell?

Penisa'r-waun (Caernarfonshire)

A search of gazetteer.co.uk suggests also

Bassaleg, High Legh, Legsby
Upper Armley
Cock Alley, Cockshutt, Doffcocker
Glenfoot, Plumpton Foot
Barnsole, Buttsole, Crooked Soley
Breedy Butts, Butterley
Balls Cross
Dunnose, Noseley
Earby, Earcroft
Ardtoe, Tiptoe

Owain


Wetwang (Yorkshire)

Don.

Don wrote:

Wetwang (Yorkshire)

Clapham Bottoms (Yorkshire Dales)

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Andy

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Don wrote:

Wetwang (Yorkshire)

Clapham Bottoms (Yorkshire Dales)

Nether, Middle and Over Wallop (Hampshire)

Don.

Don wrote:
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Don wrote:

Wetwang (Yorkshire)
Clapham Bottoms (Yorkshire Dales)

Nether, Middle and Over Wallop (Hampshire)

Don.


West Humberstone
Baddesley Ensor
Ufton Nervet

--
Rod

Hypothyroidism is a seriously debilitating condition with an insidious
onset.
Although common it frequently goes undiagnosed.
www.thyromind.info www.thyroiduk.org www.altsupportthyroid.org

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Don wrote:
"Andy Wade" wrote in message
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Don wrote:

Wetwang (Yorkshire)
Clapham Bottoms (Yorkshire Dales)

Nether, Middle and Over Wallop (Hampshire)

Don.
West Humberstone
Baddesley Ensor
Ufton Nervet

Markham (Yorks)
Effingham (Surrey)
Upham (Hampshire)

Don.

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Don wrote:
"Andy Wade" wrote in message
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Don wrote:

Wetwang (Yorkshire)
Clapham Bottoms (Yorkshire Dales)

Nether, Middle and Over Wallop (Hampshire)

Don.
West Humberstone
Baddesley Ensor
Ufton Nervet

Markham (Yorks)
Effingham (Surrey)
Upham (Hampshire)

Don.

Pots O Rayne, Aberdeenshire