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Doctor Drivel wrote:
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Aldi have these on offer from Thursday
http://www.aldi.co.uk/uk/html/offers...08-08-15-11-27

I bought a set last time they had them. The waterpump pliers are
excellent, well worth £7:99 on their own. The waste pliers are also
excellent for getting that extra turn on a compression waste. Never
used the stiltsons but they are very solidly made.

Real bargain.

If you are using them occasionally for DIY, then they are fine. A
serious pipe fitter would laugh at them as they would last a month or
so.

Good job I posted to UK DIY and not UK Serious Pipe Fitters then innit?

I've used the pliers almost on a daily basis for 18 months, they show no
signs of wear or damage.

Indeed

Please eff off as you are a total plantpot.

Doctor Drivel wrote:


I bought a set last time they had them. The waterpump pliers are
excellent, well worth £7:99 on their own. The waste pliers are
also excellent for getting that extra turn on a compression
waste. Never used the stiltsons but they are very solidly made.

Real bargain.

If you are using them occasionally for DIY, then they are fine. A
serious pipe fitter would laugh at them as they would last a month
or so.

Good job I posted to UK DIY and not UK Serious Pipe Fitters then
innit?

I've used the pliers almost on a daily basis for 18 months, they
show no signs of wear or damage.

Indeed

Please eff off as you are a total plantpot.

Oh no! He's gat me as well!

I am powerless before such sophisticated wit.


--
Dave - The Medway Plantpot
www.medwayhandyman.co.uk

Doctor Drivel wrote:

I bought a set last time they had them. The waterpump pliers are
excellent, well worth £7:99 on their own. The waste pliers are
also excellent for getting that extra turn on a compression waste.
Never used the stiltsons but they are very solidly made.

Real bargain.

If you are using them occasionally for DIY, then they are fine. A
serious pipe fitter would laugh at them as they would last a month
or so.

Good job I posted to UK DIY and not UK Serious Pipe Fitters then
innit? I've used the pliers almost on a daily basis for 18 months, they
show no signs of wear or damage.

They are far from full pro quality and the price reflects that.

Do you have a set?


--
Dave - The Medway Handyman
www.medwayhandyman.co.uk

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The Medway Handyman wrote:
Doctor Drivel wrote:

I bought a set last time they had them. The waterpump pliers are
excellent, well worth £7:99 on their own. The waste pliers are
also excellent for getting that extra turn on a compression waste.
Never used the stiltsons but they are very solidly made.

Real bargain.

If you are using them occasionally for DIY, then they are fine. A
serious pipe fitter would laugh at them as they would last a month
or so.

Good job I posted to UK DIY and not UK Serious Pipe Fitters then
innit? I've used the pliers almost on a daily basis for 18 months,
they show no signs of wear or damage.

They are far from full pro quality and the price reflects that.

Do you have a set?

Of course not. He never actually has anything he pronounces on. A little
research would prove this.

Of course if you start out thinking something is crap why would you buy it?
Rather too subtle for our dribble.

--
*Never test the depth of the water with both feet.*

Dave Plowman London SW
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Doctor Drivel wrote:

I bought a set last time they had them. The waterpump pliers are
excellent, well worth £7:99 on their own. The waste pliers are
also excellent for getting that extra turn on a compression waste.
Never used the stiltsons but they are very solidly made.

Real bargain.

If you are using them occasionally for DIY, then they are fine. A
serious pipe fitter would laugh at them as they would last a month
or so.

Good job I posted to UK DIY and not UK Serious Pipe Fitters then
innit? I've used the pliers almost on a daily basis for 18 months, they
show no signs of wear or damage.

They are far from full pro quality and the price reflects that.

Do you have a set?

I have real hand tools. I did have Lidl water pump pliers and they lasted 9
months.

"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in message
...
In article ,
The Medway Handyman wrote:
Doctor Drivel wrote:

I bought a set last time they had them. The waterpump pliers are
excellent, well worth £7:99 on their own. The waste pliers are
also excellent for getting that extra turn on a compression waste.
Never used the stiltsons but they are very solidly made.

Real bargain.

If you are using them occasionally for DIY, then they are fine. A
serious pipe fitter would laugh at them as they would last a month
or so.

Good job I posted to UK DIY and not UK Serious Pipe Fitters then
innit? I've used the pliers almost on a daily basis for 18 months,
they show no signs of wear or damage.

They are far from full pro quality and the price reflects that.

Do you have a set?

Of

Please eff off as you are a plantpot.

Doctor Drivel wrote:


I have real hand tools.

And you do real hand jobs.

"Steve Firth" wrote in message
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Doctor Drivel wrote:


I have real hand tools.

And

Please eff off as you are a plantpot.

"Doctor Drivel" wrote in message
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"The Medway Handyman" wrote in message
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Doctor Drivel wrote:

I bought a set last time they had them. The waterpump pliers are
excellent, well worth £7:99 on their own. The waste pliers are
also excellent for getting that extra turn on a compression waste.
Never used the stiltsons but they are very solidly made.

Real bargain.

If you are using them occasionally for DIY, then they are fine. A
serious pipe fitter would laugh at them as they would last a month
or so.

Good job I posted to UK DIY and not UK Serious Pipe Fitters then
innit? I've used the pliers almost on a daily basis for 18 months, they
show no signs of wear or damage.

They are far from full pro quality and the price reflects that.

Do you have a set?

I have real hand tools. I did have Lidl water pump pliers and they lasted
9 months.

I looked at them today. Total trash. The pliers would not last 6 months.
DIY three times a year use is their only function.

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Doctor Drivel wrote:
I looked at them today. Total trash. The pliers would not last 6
months. DIY three times a year use is their only function.

Thanks for confirming you hadn't seen them before - and that you haven't
used them.

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*Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled*

Dave Plowman London SW
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Doctor Drivel wrote:
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Doctor Drivel wrote:

I bought a set last time they had them. The waterpump pliers
are excellent, well worth £7:99 on their own. The waste pliers
are also excellent for getting that extra turn on a compression
waste. Never used the stiltsons but they are very solidly made.

Real bargain.

If you are using them occasionally for DIY, then they are fine. A
serious pipe fitter would laugh at them as they would last a
month or so.

Good job I posted to UK DIY and not UK Serious Pipe Fitters then
innit? I've used the pliers almost on a daily basis for 18
months, they show no signs of wear or damage.

They are far from full pro quality and the price reflects that.

Do you have a set?

I have real hand tools. I did have Lidl water pump pliers and they
lasted 9 months.

I looked at them today. Total trash. The pliers would not last 6
months. DIY three times a year use is their only function.

Perhaps you could explain why I've used mine on a regular professional basis
for 18 months without any problems?

No? Of course you can't, being a total ****.


--
Dave - The Medway Handyman
www.medwayhandyman.co.uk

wrote:

Thus spake Doctor Drivel ) unto the assembled
multitudes:


I have real hand tools.

And

Please eff off as you are a plantpot.

I'm feeling a bit left out here. Can I have an insult too? Everyone else
is getting them.

Well it is a bit unfair to take the **** out of Dribble, because all it
leaves at the end of the day is an empty skin.

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Thus spake Doctor Drivel ) unto the assembled
multitudes:


I have real hand tools.

And

Please eff off as you are a plantpot.

I'm feeling a bit left out here. Can I have an insult too? Everyone else
is getting them.

Insult? Where? Some people must clearly eff off.

"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in message
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In article ,
Doctor Drivel wrote:
I looked at them today. Total trash. The pliers would not last 6
months. DIY three times a year use is their only function.

Thanks

Please eff off as you are a total plantpot.

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Doctor Drivel wrote:
"Doctor Drivel" wrote in message
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"The Medway Handyman" wrote in
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Doctor Drivel wrote:

I bought a set last time they had them. The waterpump pliers
are excellent, well worth £7:99 on their own. The waste pliers
are also excellent for getting that extra turn on a compression
waste. Never used the stiltsons but they are very solidly made.

Real bargain.

If you are using them occasionally for DIY, then they are fine. A
serious pipe fitter would laugh at them as they would last a
month or so.

Good job I posted to UK DIY and not UK Serious Pipe Fitters then
innit? I've used the pliers almost on a daily basis for 18
months, they show no signs of wear or damage.

They are far from full pro quality and the price reflects that.

Do you have a set?

I have real hand tools. I did have Lidl water pump pliers and they
lasted 9 months.

I looked at them today. Total trash. The pliers would not last 6
months. DIY three times a year use is their only function.

Perhaps you could explain why I've used mine on a regular professional
basis for 18 months without any problems?

You don't them much then.

No? Of course you can't, being a total ****.

You must eff off, it is good for you.

coughed up some electrons that declared:

Thus spake Doctor Drivel ) unto the assembled
multitudes:


I have real hand tools.

And

Please eff off as you are a plantpot.

I'm feeling a bit left out here. Can I have an insult too? Everyone else
is getting them.


You're not really "in the club" until you've got a pet name too ;-

Cheers

Tim

Doctor Drivel wrote:

You don't them much then.

Say that again, in Englsih.

wrote:
Thus spake Doctor Drivel ) unto the
assembled multitudes:


I have real hand tools.

And

Please eff off as you are a plantpot.

I'm feeling a bit left out here. Can I have an insult too? Everyone
else
is getting them.

Seeing as though its you...

Please plant off as you are a total effpot.



--
Dave - The Medway Handyman
www.medwayhandyman.co.uk

Tim S wrote:
coughed up some electrons that declared:

Thus spake Doctor Drivel ) unto the
assembled multitudes:


I have real hand tools.

And

Please eff off as you are a plantpot.

I'm feeling a bit left out here. Can I have an insult too?
Everyone else is getting them.


You're not really "in the club" until you've got a pet name too ;-

Doesn't he call everyone Maxine or something?


--
Dave - The Medway Handyman
www.medwayhandyman.co.uk

"Steve Firth" wrote in message
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Doctor Drivel wrote:

You don't them much then.

Say that again, in Englsih.

You buy Garry Glitter records don't you? You keep him financed.

Doctor Drivel wrote:

"Steve Firth" wrote in message
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Doctor Drivel wrote:

You don't them much then.

Say that again, in Englsih.

You

Oh look, etc.

"Steve Firth" wrote in message
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Doctor Drivel wrote:

"Steve Firth" wrote in message
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Doctor Drivel wrote:

You don't them much then.

Say that again, in Englsih.

You

Oh look,

You have all his records don't you? A Glam Rock fan eh! A Gary fan.

Doctor Drivel wrote:

"Steve Firth" wrote in message
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Doctor Drivel wrote:

"Steve Firth" wrote in message
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Doctor Drivel wrote:

You don't them much then.

Say that again, in Englsih.

You

Oh look,

You

Eff off, you are a plantpot.

On Sat, 23 Aug 2008 22:12:58 +0100, (Steve Firth)
wrote:

Doctor Drivel wrote:

"Steve Firth" wrote in message
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Doctor Drivel wrote:

"Steve Firth" wrote in message
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Doctor Drivel wrote:

You don't them much then.

Say that again, in Englsih.

You

Oh look,

You

Eff off, you are a plantpot.

But plantpots do have uses...

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Frank Erskine