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We've cracked it lads....
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle1562209.ece
I'm finally a babe magnet... -- Dave - The Medway Handyman www.medwayhandyman.co.uk |
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We've cracked it lads....
The Medway Handyman wrote:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle1562209.ece I'm finally a babe magnet... "A staggering 95 per cent find men with no DIY skills a turn-off. One in ten would DUMP them." After 20+ years of putting up with me and my round tuits I think SWMBO would have something to say about the above statistics... David |
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"The Medway Handyman" wrote in message om... http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle1562209.ece I'm finally a babe magnet... More populist clap-trap from that money grabbing parasite Murdick IOW... -- Wikipedia: the Internet equivalent of Hyde Park and 'speakers corner'... |
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We've cracked it lads....
The Medway Handyman wrote:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle1562209.ece I'm finally a babe magnet... They're way behind the times Dave, that sort of stuff was happening when I "was on the tools" way back in the 'year dot' ;-) Tanner-'op |
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We've cracked it lads....
We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "The Medway Handyman" saying something like: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle1562209.ece I'm finally a babe magnet... Toolbag Ted from Birkenhead wasn't based on nothing, you know. -- Dave GS850x2 XS650 SE6a "It's a moron working with power tools. How much more suspenseful can you get?" - House |
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We've cracked it lads....
"Grimly Curmudgeon" wrote in message ... snip Toolbag Ted from Birkenhead wasn't based on nothing, you know. Are you sure it wasn't 'Toolbag Ted from Teddington' - just seems to rime better?! -- Wikipedia: the Internet equivalent of Hyde Park and 'speakers corner'... |
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We've cracked it lads....
On 16 Aug, 16:32, "Jerry" wrote:
"Grimly Curmudgeon" wrote in message ... snip Toolbag Ted from Birkenhead wasn't based on nothing, you know. Are you sure it wasn't 'Toolbag Ted from Teddington' - just seems to rime better?! I believe you may be thinking of Two Ton Ted from Teddington, who drove the baker's van. |
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We've cracked it lads....
"The Medway Handyman" wrote in message om... http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle1562209.ece I'm finally a babe magnet... -- Dave - The Medway Handyman www.medwayhandyman.co.uk This is old stuff,women have always fell for blokes with big tools. |
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The Medway Handyman wrote in message om... http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle1562209.ece I'm finally a babe magnet... So is that you in the picture ? I thought you were slightly larger and smellier.. i.e. the Nicotine aftershave. - |
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We've cracked it lads....
Mark wrote:
The Medway Handyman wrote in message om... http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle1562209.ece I'm finally a babe magnet... So is that you in the picture ? I thought you were slightly larger and smellier.. i.e. the Nicotine aftershave. Yes its me, I'm the one on the left with the yellow top. Nicotine aftershave is very attractive to 30% of the female population - its a niche market thing. We've had this before of course, the first ads perpetrated by the rabid anti smoking fascists attempting to demonise smoking by trying to popularise the message that smokers smelt like an old ashtray. This of course was pre the 'passive smoking is instant death, it kills children & fluffy bunnies at 100 yards' bollox they use now. -- Dave - The Medway Handyman www.medwayhandyman.co.uk |
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"The Medway Handyman" wrote in message om... Mark wrote: The Medway Handyman wrote in message om... http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle1562209.ece I'm finally a babe magnet... So is that you in the picture ? I thought you were slightly larger and smellier.. i.e. the Nicotine aftershave. Yes its me, I'm the one on the left with the yellow top. Nicotine aftershave is very attractive to 30% of the female population - its a niche market thing. We've had this before of course, the first ads perpetrated by the rabid anti smoking fascists attempting to demonise smoking by trying to popularise the message that smokers smelt like an old ashtray. This of course was pre the 'passive smoking is instant death, it kills children & fluffy bunnies at 100 yards' bollox they use now. I smoked for 40 years and required a heart bypass, don't do it folks, you know it makes sense. I still smoke a few, how ridiculous is that? NEVER EVER START TO SMOKE. Being one of 'the zipper club' 'aint funny. |
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We've cracked it lads....
"The Medway Handyman" wrote in message om... http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle1562209.ece I'm finally a babe magnet... -- Dave - The Medway Handyman So start knobbing some customers then. Married ones with husbands who are out at work in the office and who are crap at DIY are a good start. Single mothers are also easy prey. Adam |
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We've cracked it lads....
ARWadworth coughed up some electrons that declared:
"The Medway Handyman" wrote in message om... http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle1562209.ece I'm finally a babe magnet... -- Dave - The Medway Handyman So start knobbing some customers then. Didn't Dave do a job at a brothel once? :- Married ones with husbands who are out at work in the office and who are crap at DIY are a good start. Single mothers are also easy prey. On the plus side, HMRC haven't worked out how to tax such payments in kind. But if they do, it might make accountancy interesting... |
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We've cracked it lads....
ARWadworth wrote:
"The Medway Handyman" wrote in message om... http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle1562209.ece I'm finally a babe magnet... -- Dave - The Medway Handyman So start knobbing some customers then. Married ones with husbands who are out at work in the office and who are crap at DIY are a good start. Single mothers are also easy prey. Can't mate, I've given up sex for religious reasons........... ........ God made me ugly! -- Dave - The Medway Handyman www.medwayhandyman.co.uk |
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We've cracked it lads....
ARWadworth wrote in
"The Medway Handyman" wrote in message om... http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle1562209.ece I'm finally a babe magnet... -- Dave - The Medway Handyman So start knobbing some customers then. Married ones with husbands who are out at work in the office and who are crap at DIY are a good start. Single mothers are also easy prey. Nicely done - wittiest thing I've read here in a long time. Point made without recourse to unnecessary aggression. -- PeterMcC If you feel that any of the above is incorrect, inappropriate or offensive in any way, please ignore it and accept my apologies. |
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We've cracked it lads....
In message , Tim S
writes ARWadworth coughed up some electrons that declared: "The Medway Handyman" wrote in message om... http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle1562209.ece I'm finally a babe magnet... -- Dave - The Medway Handyman So start knobbing some customers then. Didn't Dave do a job at a brothel once? :- Married ones with husbands who are out at work in the office and who are crap at DIY are a good start. Single mothers are also easy prey. On the plus side, HMRC haven't worked out how to tax such payments in kind. But if they do, it might make accountancy interesting... it could bring new meaning to "**** the Inland Revenue" -- geoff |
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We've cracked it lads....
"The Medway Handyman" wrote in message om... snip Can't mate, I've given up sex for religious reasons........... ....... God made me ugly! Nah, that was the pox which did that, you f*cked yourself up, don't go blaming God!... -- Wikipedia: the Internet equivalent of Hyde Park and 'speakers corner'... |
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We've cracked it lads....
"geoff" wrote in message ... In message , Tim S writes ARWadworth coughed up some electrons that declared: "The Medway Handyman" wrote in message om... http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle1562209.ece I'm finally a babe magnet... -- Dave - The Medway Handyman So start knobbing some customers then. Didn't Dave do a job at a brothel once? :- Married ones with husbands who are out at work in the office and who are crap at DIY are a good start. Single mothers are also easy prey. On the plus side, HMRC haven't worked out how to tax such payments in kind. But if they do, it might make accountancy interesting... it could bring new meaning to "**** the Inland Revenue" -- geoff I wonder if you can offset any gains against the wifes income? Adam |
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We've cracked it lads....
geoff coughed up some electrons that declared:
In message , Tim S writes ARWadworth coughed up some electrons that declared: "The Medway Handyman" wrote in message om... http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle1562209.ece I'm finally a babe magnet... -- Dave - The Medway Handyman So start knobbing some customers then. Didn't Dave do a job at a brothel once? :- Married ones with husbands who are out at work in the office and who are crap at DIY are a good start. Single mothers are also easy prey. On the plus side, HMRC haven't worked out how to tax such payments in kind. But if they do, it might make accountancy interesting... it could bring new meaning to "**** the Inland Revenue" And asking the nice looking lady HMRC clerk how she intends to fulfil your tax rebate :_) |
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We've cracked it lads....
In message , Tim S
writes geoff coughed up some electrons that declared: In message , Tim S writes ARWadworth coughed up some electrons that declared: "The Medway Handyman" wrote in message om... http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle1562209.ece I'm finally a babe magnet... -- Dave - The Medway Handyman So start knobbing some customers then. Didn't Dave do a job at a brothel once? :- Married ones with husbands who are out at work in the office and who are crap at DIY are a good start. Single mothers are also easy prey. On the plus side, HMRC haven't worked out how to tax such payments in kind. But if they do, it might make accountancy interesting... it could bring new meaning to "**** the Inland Revenue" And asking the nice looking lady HMRC clerk how she intends to fulfil your tax rebate Drop yer knickers lass and prepare to receive my PAYE -- geoff |
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"PeterMcC" wrote in message ... ARWadworth wrote in "The Medway Handyman" wrote in message om... http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle1562209.ece I'm finally a babe magnet... -- Dave - The Medway Handyman So start knobbing some customers then. Married ones with husbands who are out at work in the office and who are crap at DIY are a good start. Single mothers are also easy prey. Nicely done - wittiest thing I've read here in a long time. Point made without recourse to unnecessary aggression. -- PeterMcC I have read and reread your post many times this afternoon. I really do not know what to make of it. My post was not meant to be witty. First of all I was not trying to make a point. I was simply trying to give the TMH some sound advice based on my experience of knobbing customers. Secondly I am really sorry I did not post earlier but I was in Filey from midday Saturday until midday Sunday with a customer I met on Wednesday. Adam |
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We've cracked it lads....
We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "ARWadworth" saying something like: I have read and reread your post many times this afternoon. I really do not know what to make of it. My post was not meant to be witty. First of all I was not trying to make a point. I was simply trying to give the TMH some sound advice based on my experience of knobbing customers. Good man. Share the love. Secondly I am really sorry I did not post earlier but I was in Filey from midday Saturday until midday Sunday with a customer I met on Wednesday. Quick work, well done. -- Dave GS850x2 XS650 SE6a "It's a moron working with power tools. How much more suspenseful can you get?" - House |
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ARWadworth wrote in
"PeterMcC" wrote in message ... ARWadworth wrote in "The Medway Handyman" wrote in message om... http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle1562209.ece I'm finally a babe magnet... -- Dave - The Medway Handyman So start knobbing some customers then. Married ones with husbands who are out at work in the office and who are crap at DIY are a good start. Single mothers are also easy prey. Nicely done - wittiest thing I've read here in a long time. Point made without recourse to unnecessary aggression. I have read and reread your post many times this afternoon. I really do not know what to make of it. My post was not meant to be witty. My misunderstanding, sorry. -- PeterMcC If you feel that any of the above is incorrect, inappropriate or offensive in any way, please ignore it and accept my apologies. |
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