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OK Steve, you have accused me several times of not knowing how to clear a
blocked soil pipe correctly. I assume therefore that you are en expert on
the subject.

Now is your chance to inform the group of how it should be done. Please
share your detailed knowledge so that we can all benefit. It could become
part of the FAQ or the Wiki.

You really have three options;

1) Share your great knowledge with us.

2) Become abusive & insulting.

3) Try to evade the issue, possibly using option 2 as well.

Option 1 will restore your credibility on the group and I will publicly
applaud you.

Option 2 will confirm the opinion of the members of this group (and many
other groups) that you are a complete ****wit.

Option 3 - see above.

We are waiting for you to share your great knowledge & experience with us.


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On Aug 11, 1:44*am, "The Medway Handyman"
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OK Steve, you have accused me several times of not knowing how to clear a
blocked soil pipe correctly. *I assume therefore that you are en expert on
the subject.

Now is your chance to inform the group of how it should be done. *Please
share your detailed knowledge so that we can all benefit. *It could become
part of the FAQ or the Wiki.

You really have three options;

1) Share your great knowledge with us.

2) Become abusive & insulting.

3) Try to evade the issue, possibly using option 2 as well.

Option 1 will restore your credibility on the group and I will publicly
applaud you.

Option 2 will confirm the opinion of the members of this group (and many
other groups) that you are a complete ****wit.

Option 3 - see above.

We are waiting for you to share your great knowledge & experience with us..

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkOFGlXRRzI

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The Medway Handyman wrote:
OK Steve, you have accused me several times of not knowing how to clear a
blocked soil pipe correctly. I assume therefore that you are en expert on
the subject.

Now is your chance to inform the group of how it should be done. Please
share your detailed knowledge so that we can all benefit. It could become
part of the FAQ or the Wiki.

You really have three options;

1) Share your great knowledge with us.

2) Become abusive & insulting.

3) Try to evade the issue, possibly using option 2 as well.

Option 1 will restore your credibility on the group and I will publicly
applaud you.

Option 2 will confirm the opinion of the members of this group (and many
other groups) that you are a complete ****wit.

Option 3 - see above.

We are waiting for you to share your great knowledge & experience with us.



Oh FFS
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The Medway Handyman wrote:

OK Steve, you have accused me several times of not knowing how to clear a
blocked soil pipe correctly. I assume therefore that you are en expert on
the subject.


Toys out of the pram again Medway Chav?

People who feel compelled to start threads with other people's name in
the title are largely beneath contempt, since the only purpose of such a
posting can be to start or to prolong an argument and to personalise it.

You still can't get over yourself or the fact that *your* description of
what *you* did was at fault.

As to you giving me an ultimatum of what *you* see my options as being,
don't make me laugh. You don't get to tell everyone else here what to
do, when to do it or even how to do it.

Your "idea" to use caustic soda in the circumstances that you decribed
was stupid. Particularly when the way that you described your attempts
to clear the blockage seemed to indicate that the blockage was 8 metres
from the stack rodding eye. Let us know when, or more likely if, you
manage to solve the problem and how you did it.

But by the time you've finished messing about you might as well have
called DynoRod.
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stuart noble wrote:

Oh FFS


Precisely, he's obsessed.


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On 11 Aug, 10:32, (Steve Firth) wrote:
The Medway Handyman wrote:

OK Steve, you have accused me several times of not knowing how to clear a
blocked soil pipe correctly. *I assume therefore that you are en expert on
the subject.


Toys out of the pram again Medway Chav?

People who feel compelled to start threads with other people's name in
the title are largely beneath contempt, since the only purpose of such a
posting can be to start or to prolong an argument and to personalise it.

You still can't get over yourself or the fact that *your* description of
what *you* did was at fault.

As to you giving me an ultimatum of what *you* see my options as being,
don't make me laugh. You don't get to tell everyone else here what to
do, when to do it or even how to do it.

Your "idea" to use caustic soda in the circumstances that you decribed
was stupid. Particularly when the way that you described your attempts
to clear the blockage seemed to indicate that the blockage was 8 metres
from the stack rodding eye. Let us know when, or more likely if, you
manage to solve the problem and how you did it.

But by the time you've finished messing about you might as well have
called DynoRod.


We all know that asshole Steve Firth is a 300lb loser with know idea
of plumbing or drain clearance. He and his ilk have nothing to
contribute but obscenities and abuse.
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We all know that asshole Steve Firth is a 300lb loser with know idea
of plumbing or drain clearance. He and his ilk have nothing to
contribute but obscenities and abuse.


And your contribution to this group has been what, exactly? Other than
the obscenity and abuse in your post that is?

BTW, most children learn the difference between "no" and "know" in
primary school. Now get off mummy's computer and get back to playing
with plasticine.
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Anita Palley wrote:
On 11 Aug, 10:32, (Steve Firth) wrote:
The Medway Handyman wrote:

OK Steve, you have accused me several times of not knowing how to clear a
blocked soil pipe correctly. I assume therefore that you are en expert on
the subject.

Toys out of the pram again Medway Chav?

People who feel compelled to start threads with other people's name in
the title are largely beneath contempt, since the only purpose of such a
posting can be to start or to prolong an argument and to personalise it.

You still can't get over yourself or the fact that *your* description of
what *you* did was at fault.

As to you giving me an ultimatum of what *you* see my options as being,
don't make me laugh. You don't get to tell everyone else here what to
do, when to do it or even how to do it.

Your "idea" to use caustic soda in the circumstances that you decribed
was stupid. Particularly when the way that you described your attempts
to clear the blockage seemed to indicate that the blockage was 8 metres
from the stack rodding eye. Let us know when, or more likely if, you
manage to solve the problem and how you did it.

But by the time you've finished messing about you might as well have
called DynoRod.


We all know that asshole Steve Firth is a 300lb loser with know idea
of plumbing or drain clearance. He and his ilk have nothing to
contribute but obscenities and abuse.


Illustrates the limits of a spell checker rather well :-)
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On 11 Aug, 11:26, (Steve Firth) wrote:

And your contribution to this group has been what, exactly? Other than
the obscenity and abuse in your post that is?

BTW, most children learn the difference between "no" and "know" in
primary school. Now get off mummy's computer and get back to playing
with plasticine.


Absolute disgrace. This man should be banned.
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Anita Palley wrote:

On 11 Aug, 11:26, (Steve Firth) wrote:

And your contribution to this group has been what, exactly? Other than
the obscenity and abuse in your post that is?

BTW, most children learn the difference between "no" and "know" in
primary school. Now get off mummy's computer and get back to playing
with plasticine.


Absolute disgrace. This man should be banned.



Spare us the outrage.

Just put him in your kill file and have done with him.



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On 11 Aug, 12:14, Bruce wrote:

Spare us the outrage. *

Just put him in your kill file and have done with him.


Thanks, have done so.
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"The Medway Handyman" wrote in message

We are waiting for you to share your great knowledge & experience with us.


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Dammit man are you a man or a kindergarten subject?

Use the bloody killfile.


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George wrote:
"The Medway Handyman" wrote in message
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Dammit man are you a man or a kindergarten subject?

Use the bloody killfile.



And clear that bloody drain
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Anita Palley wrote:

On 11 Aug, 12:14, Bruce wrote:

Spare us the outrage.

Just put him in your kill file and have done with him.


Thanks, have done so.


Excellent, so you won't see me pointing out that you're a moron and
quite possibly the poorest troll to infest Usenet.
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Anita Palley wrote:
On 11 Aug, 11:26, (Steve Firth) wrote:

And your contribution to this group has been what, exactly? Other than
the obscenity and abuse in your post that is?

BTW, most children learn the difference between "no" and "know" in
primary school. Now get off mummy's computer and get back to playing
with plasticine.


Absolute disgrace. This man should be banned.


He is, in my newreader.

I suggest you do the same.


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On 11 Aug, 13:26, The Natural Philosopher wrote:

He is, in my newreader.

I suggest you do the same.


Excellent discovery, he's the first of many.
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Anita Palley wrote:
And your contribution to this group has been what, exactly? Other than
the obscenity and abuse in your post that is?

BTW, most children learn the difference between "no" and "know" in
primary school. Now get off mummy's computer and get back to playing
with plasticine.


Absolute disgrace. This man should be banned.


Are you actually dribble?

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On 11 Aug, 10:32, (Steve Firth) wrote:
The Medway Handyman wrote:

OK Steve, you have accused me several times of not knowing how to
clear a blocked soil pipe correctly. I assume therefore that you
are en expert on the subject.


Toys out of the pram again Medway Chav?

People who feel compelled to start threads with other people's name
in the title are largely beneath contempt, since the only purpose of
such a posting can be to start or to prolong an argument and to
personalise it.

You still can't get over yourself or the fact that *your*
description of what *you* did was at fault.

As to you giving me an ultimatum of what *you* see my options as
being, don't make me laugh. You don't get to tell everyone else here
what to do, when to do it or even how to do it.

Your "idea" to use caustic soda in the circumstances that you
decribed was stupid. Particularly when the way that you described
your attempts to clear the blockage seemed to indicate that the
blockage was 8 metres from the stack rodding eye. Let us know when,
or more likely if, you manage to solve the problem and how you did
it.

But by the time you've finished messing about you might as well have
called DynoRod.


We all know that asshole Steve Firth is a 300lb loser with know idea
of plumbing or drain clearance. He and his ilk have nothing to
contribute but obscenities and abuse.


I suspected he would fail option 1 and resort to options 2 & 3. And he did,
how predictable.


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OK Steve, you have accused me several times of not knowing how to clear a
blocked soil pipe correctly. I assume therefore that you are en expert on
the subject.

Now is your chance to inform the group of how it should be done. Please
share your detailed knowledge so that we can all benefit. It could become
part of the FAQ or the Wiki.

You really have three options;

1) Share your great knowledge with us.

2) Become abusive & insulting.

3) Try to evade the issue, possibly using option 2 as well.

Option 1 will restore your credibility on the group and I will publicly
applaud you.

Option 2 will confirm the opinion of the members of this group (and many
other groups) that you are a complete ****wit.

Option 3 - see above.

We are waiting for you to share your great knowledge & experience with us.


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www.medwayhandyman.co.uk




I think it would be an idea to use this thread as the subject for an essay
for CSE O-Level Psychology kids.
But don't ask me of I think its a good or bad idea ?

Arthur



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"The Medway Handyman" wrote in message
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OK Steve, you have accused me several times of not knowing how to clear a
blocked soil pipe correctly. I assume therefore that you are en expert on
the subject.

Now is your chance to inform the group of how it should be done. Please
share your detailed knowledge so that we can all benefit. It could become
part of the FAQ or the Wiki.

You really have three options;

1) Share your great knowledge with us.

2) Become abusive & insulting.

3) Try to evade the issue, possibly using option 2 as well.

Option 1 will restore your credibility on the group and I will publicly
applaud you.

Option 2 will confirm the opinion of the members of this group (and many
other groups) that you are a complete ****wit.

Option 3 - see above.

We are waiting for you to share your great knowledge & experience with us.


--
Dave - The Medway Handyman
www.medwayhandyman.co.uk




I think it would be an idea to use this thread as the subject for an essay
for CSE O-Level Psychology kids.
But don't ask me of I think its a good or bad idea ?

Arthur




ISTR the honourable gentleman's wife is a psychologist.


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I suspected he would fail option 1 and resort to options 2 & 3. And he did,
how predictable.


Did you decide to clear out the toilet by sucking the bowl? Or is there
another reason that your breath smells of ****? The charitable
explanation is that it's because you're talking crap again.
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