Have been searching high and low for a tin of cascamite glue powder.
Space under stairs very cluttered with childs trike, scooter, packs of
hardwood
flooring, rolled up rug, etc. Plus plastic bottle of PVA.
PVA took a tumble and cap came off. Probably more than a pint of it spilt.

I invented some brand new expletive combinations.

Arthur

"Arthur2" wrote in message
...
Have been searching high and low for a tin of cascamite glue powder.
Space under stairs very cluttered with childs trike, scooter, packs of
hardwood
flooring, rolled up rug, etc. Plus plastic bottle of PVA.
PVA took a tumble and cap came off. Probably more than a pint of it
spilt.

I invented some brand new expletive combinations.

Arthur

You mean like, "'eckythump!"

Mary

Arthur2 wrote:
Have been searching high and low for a tin of cascamite glue powder.
Space under stairs very cluttered with childs trike, scooter, packs of
hardwood
flooring, rolled up rug, etc. Plus plastic bottle of PVA.
PVA took a tumble and cap came off. Probably more than a pint of it
spilt.
I invented some brand new expletive combinations.

I knew you would come to a sticky end one day :-)


--
Dave - The Medway Handyman
www.medwayhandyman.co.uk
01634 717930
07850 597257

"Mary Fisher" wrote in message
t...

"Arthur2" wrote in message
...
Have been searching high and low for a tin of cascamite glue powder.
Space under stairs very cluttered with childs trike, scooter, packs of
hardwood
flooring, rolled up rug, etc. Plus plastic bottle of PVA.
PVA took a tumble and cap came off. Probably more than a pint of it
spilt.

I invented some brand new expletive combinations.

Arthur

You mean like, "'eckythump!"

Mary




As one who as an apprentice was familiar with the regular means of verbal
communication in the maintenance fitters, capstain lathe, and milling
sections.
I am utterly certain that if I were to repeat any of my new expletive
combinations
in the presence of all of these fellows, they would as one, acquire runny
noses and
fall down to the floor and soil themselves.

Arthur

"Owain" wrote in message
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Arthur2 wrote:
As one who as an apprentice was familiar with the regular means of verbal
communication in the maintenance fitters, capstain lathe, and milling
sections. I am utterly certain that if I were to repeat any of my new
expletive combinations in the presence of all of these fellows, they
would as one, acquire runny noses and fall down to the floor and soil
themselves.

Did you suggest your mother was having carnal knowledge of an unnatural
nature with the Pope?

Owain



You are warm but my dear old mum was not referred to and nor was the Pope.
The two characters that were mentioned were a nun and Popeye.

Arthur

On 13 Nov, 00:08, Owain wrote:
Arthur2 wrote:
The two characters that were mentioned were a nun and Popeye.

That's a new one on me.

What sort of nun was it - Julie Andrews, Dawn French, or Robbie Coltrane?

And had Popeye eaten his spinach?

Owain

It was mother teresa and Popeye doesn't just eat spinach...have I said
too much?

Arthur

On Nov 12, 8:40 pm, "Arthur2" wrote:
Have been searching high and low for a tin of cascamite glue powder.
Space under stairs very cluttered with childs trike, scooter, packs of
hardwood
flooring, rolled up rug, etc. Plus plastic bottle of PVA.
PVA took a tumble and cap came off. Probably more than a pint of it spilt.

I invented some brand new expletive combinations.

Arthur

Did you find the cascamite?

On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 20:40:36 -0000, "Arthur2"
wrote:

Have been searching high and low for a tin of cascamite glue powder.
Space under stairs very cluttered with childs trike, scooter, packs of
hardwood
flooring, rolled up rug, etc. Plus plastic bottle of PVA.
PVA took a tumble and cap came off. Probably more than a pint of it spilt.

I invented some brand new expletive combinations.

Arthur




doesn't it peel up when set thick?
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On 13 Nov, 12:24, Man at B&Q wrote:
On Nov 12, 8:40 pm, "Arthur2" wrote:

Have been searching high and low for a tin of cascamite glue powder.
Space under stairs very cluttered with childs trike, scooter, packs of
hardwood
flooring, rolled up rug, etc. Plus plastic bottle of PVA.
PVA took a tumble and cap came off. Probably more than a pint of it spilt.

I invented some brand new expletive combinations.

Arthur

Did you find the cascamite?

Yup.

On Nov 13, 3:20 pm, Arthur 51 wrote:
On 13 Nov, 12:24, Man at B&Q wrote:

On Nov 12, 8:40 pm, "Arthur2" wrote:

Have been searching high and low for a tin of cascamite glue powder.
Space under stairs very cluttered with childs trike, scooter, packs of
hardwood
flooring, rolled up rug, etc. Plus plastic bottle of PVA.
PVA took a tumble and cap came off. Probably more than a pint of it spilt.

I invented some brand new expletive combinations.

Arthur

Did you find the cascamite?

Yup.

Glad to hear it.

Arthur 51 wrote:

It was mother teresa and Popeye doesn't just eat spinach...have I said
too much?

Arthur

Tip: If you leave the front door open, the men in white coats won't
damage your locks...

--
Adrian C

On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 07:50:30 -0800, Man at B&Q wrote:

On Nov 13, 3:20 pm, Arthur 51 wrote:
On 13 Nov, 12:24, Man at B&Q wrote:

On Nov 12, 8:40 pm, "Arthur2" wrote:

Have been searching high and low for a tin of cascamite glue powder.
Space under stairs very cluttered with childs trike, scooter, packs of
hardwood
flooring, rolled up rug, etc. Plus plastic bottle of PVA.
PVA took a tumble and cap came off. Probably more than a pint of it spilt.

I invented some brand new expletive combinations.

Arthur

Did you find the cascamite?

Yup.

Glad to hear it.

But it's now glued to the floor with PVA!

"Steve Walker" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 07:50:30 -0800, Man at B&Q wrote:

On Nov 13, 3:20 pm, Arthur 51 wrote:
On 13 Nov, 12:24, Man at B&Q wrote:

On Nov 12, 8:40 pm, "Arthur2" wrote:

Have been searching high and low for a tin of cascamite glue powder.
Space under stairs very cluttered with childs trike, scooter, packs
of
hardwood
flooring, rolled up rug, etc. Plus plastic bottle of PVA.
PVA took a tumble and cap came off. Probably more than a pint of it
spilt.

I invented some brand new expletive combinations.

Arthur

Did you find the cascamite?

Yup.

Glad to hear it.

But it's now glued to the floor with PVA!

LOL!

I love this story - trouble is, it's too close to home :-(

Mary