Global Warming is caused by the Sun, the Moon and the Stars.

The lunar or long calendar accurately predicts 2012 to be the date the
gravity of the planet Venus negatively affects the Moon's lunar
trajectory
and causes disruptions in the weather patterns on the planet Earth.
Known
only as, and exacerbated by, Global Warming. Though for communities
of the time, then dependent largely on agricultural industries, this
was
known as the beginning of the end times or the apocalypse.
The event of Venus' orbit pulling the moon away from us only happens
once every 60,000 to 70,000 years and coincides with landmark claims
of human survival such as the book of Genesis and the predictions of
the Maya.

In order to thwart this new enemy, or threat from outer space as I
like to call it, we need to re engineer the moons orbit back to a
position agreeable with life on earth. This should be the sole focus
of Global Warming talks and endeavors.

That new bomb the Russians invented should do the trick. Just detonate
it alongside the trajectory of the moon and nudge it back into
place. Do this every once in a while and we'll have a very nice planet
to
live on for a long time to come. If not, then it is Hell On Road Off,
as the heat of Gehenna burn us all to death.


Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape
the damnation of Gehenna?" - Jesus Christ

"Control the trajectory of the moon, you control the seasons,
control the seasons, you control the weather,
control the weather, you control global warming,
control global warming, you control the temperature of the earth.
and that is how we escape." - Beelzebub

And when you look up to the sky and see the sun, the moon and the
stars,
all the heavenly array-do not be enticed into bowing down to them and
worshiping things the LORD your God has apportioned
to all the nations under heaven. Deuteronomy 4:19

Sincerely yours,

Norman Christian Hoffmann
HAMC

www.Goodtimessociety.net
www.Goodtimessociety.net
www.Goodtimessociety.net

On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 02:35:19 +0000, piggypalace.3 wrote:

Global Warming is caused by the Sun, the Moon and the Stars.

Rubbish, it's caused by the decline of pirates.

http://www.venganza.org/piratesarecool4.gif
http://www.venganza.org/about/open-letter/

--
John Stumbles

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

On Oct 17, 3:35 am, wrote:
Global Warming is caused by the Sun

You started off OK.

MBQ

In message .com,
writes
Global Warming is caused by the Sun,

Shock horror

Hot globes on Page 3

--
geoff

John Stumbles wrote:
On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 02:35:19 +0000, piggypalace.3 wrote:

Global Warming is caused by the Sun, the Moon and the Stars.

Rubbish, it's caused by the decline of pirates.

http://www.venganza.org/piratesarecool4.gif
http://www.venganza.org/about/open-letter/

Makes perfect sense to me. Obvious when you think of it.

Don't tell Gordon Brown. He will reinstate pirates & green tax them.


--
Dave - The Medway Handyman
www.medwayhandyman.co.uk
01634 717930
07850 597257

On 2007-10-17 20:59:34 +0100, "The Medway Handyman"
said:

John Stumbles wrote:
On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 02:35:19 +0000, piggypalace.3 wrote:

Global Warming is caused by the Sun, the Moon and the Stars.

Rubbish, it's caused by the decline of pirates.

http://www.venganza.org/piratesarecool4.gif
http://www.venganza.org/about/open-letter/

Makes perfect sense to me. Obvious when you think of it.

Don't tell Gordon Brown. He will reinstate pirates & green tax them.

He already has. Alastair has taken over that role from him....... (Oh
no, that was highwayman...)

"Owain" wrote in message ...
The Medway Handyman wrote:
Global Warming is caused by the Sun, the Moon and the Stars.
Rubbish, it's caused by the decline of pirates.
Makes perfect sense to me. Obvious when you think of it.
Don't tell Gordon Brown. He will reinstate pirates & green tax them.

"The best and worse places to live in Britain" on C4 tonight criticised certain otherwise desirable
places because of their "high carbon emissions".

It's because people in affluent areas can afford to put their central heating on and drive cars.

They put their central heating on? You mean...turn it...on?
No, I'm sorry. You've lost me.

On 2007-10-17 23:21:53 +0100, Owain said:

The Medway Handyman wrote:
Global Warming is caused by the Sun, the Moon and the Stars.
Rubbish, it's caused by the decline of pirates.
Makes perfect sense to me. Obvious when you think of it.
Don't tell Gordon Brown. He will reinstate pirates & green tax them.

"The best and worse places to live in Britain" on C4 tonight criticised
certain otherwise desirable places because of their "high carbon
emissions".

It's because people in affluent areas can afford to put their central
heating on and drive cars.

Top place to live is Edinburgh, where excess use of frivolities like
heating and cars is frowned upon.

Owain

I thought that it was Aberdeen that was considered to be the centre of
sombre austerity.

On 2007-10-18 11:18:23 +0100, Owain said:

Andy Hall wrote:
Top place to live is Edinburgh, where excess use of frivolities like
heating and cars is frowned upon.
I thought that it was Aberdeen that was considered to be the centre of
sombre austerity.

Oh no, Edinbuggers aren't even generous with other people's money. At
least an Aberdonian whore would give you a discount if you were her
brother.

There's a phrase attributed to Edinbuggers: "You'll have had your tea".
In other words, you may be visiting me but I'm not feeding you.

Owain

I like that one......