Blinding deal here mate, don't miss it!

http://tinyurl.com/yrulml

:-)


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On 2007-07-16 21:26:30 +0100, "The Medway Handyman"
said:

Blinding deal here mate, don't miss it!

http://tinyurl.com/yrulml

:-)

It probably would. Like that wine with antifreeze from Austria.

"Andy Hall" wrote in message
...
On 2007-07-16 21:26:30 +0100, "The Medway Handyman"
said:

Blinding deal here mate, don't miss it!

http://tinyurl.com/yrulml

:-)

It probably would. Like that wine with antifreeze from Austria.



Was it as bad as the French stuff with the cow blood in it?

On 2007-07-16 21:44:58 +0100, "dennis@home"
said:


"Andy Hall" wrote in message
...
On 2007-07-16 21:26:30 +0100, "The Medway Handyman"
said:

Blinding deal here mate, don't miss it!

http://tinyurl.com/yrulml

:-)

It probably would. Like that wine with antifreeze from Austria.



Was it as bad as the French stuff with the cow blood in it?

I never tried it, Dennis.

The Medway Handyman wrote:
Blinding deal here mate, don't miss it!

http://tinyurl.com/yrulml

:-)



We've already had the olive discussion

Stuart Noble wrote:
The Medway Handyman wrote:
Blinding deal here mate, don't miss it!

http://tinyurl.com/yrulml

:-)



We've already had the olive discussion

Try telling Popeye & Bluto that.............


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On Jul 16, 9:26 pm, "The Medway Handyman"
wrote:
Blinding deal here mate, don't miss it!

http://tinyurl.com/yrulml

:-)

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Not knocking the oil but it looks a little pricy for what it is...

I'd prefer something like:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/2etzfc

cheers,
Pete.

"The Medway Handyman" wrote in message
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Blinding deal here mate, don't miss it!

http://tinyurl.com/yrulml

:-)


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Nah, much prefer the Linguine with Squid Ink

"Andy Hall" wrote in message
...
On 2007-07-16 21:44:58 +0100, "dennis@home"
said:


"Andy Hall" wrote in message
...
On 2007-07-16 21:26:30 +0100, "The Medway Handyman"
said:

Blinding deal here mate, don't miss it!

http://tinyurl.com/yrulml

:-)

It probably would. Like that wine with antifreeze from Austria.



Was it as bad as the French stuff with the cow blood in it?

I never tried it, Dennis.

You have never drunk French red wine?

On 2007-07-17 19:52:22 +0100, "dennis@home"
said:


"Andy Hall" wrote in message
...
On 2007-07-16 21:44:58 +0100, "dennis@home"
said:


"Andy Hall" wrote in message
...
On 2007-07-16 21:26:30 +0100, "The Medway Handyman"
said:

Blinding deal here mate, don't miss it!

http://tinyurl.com/yrulml

:-)

It probably would. Like that wine with antifreeze from Austria.



Was it as bad as the French stuff with the cow blood in it?

I never tried it, Dennis.

You have never drunk French red wine?

Of course.

On 16 Jul, 22:26, Stuart Noble
wrote:
The Medway Handyman wrote:
Blinding deal here mate, don't miss it!

http://tinyurl.com/yrulml

:-)

We've already had the olive discussion

I was in the plumbers merchant with my argumentative 13 year old son.
He asked why we were there and I said I needed to buy some olives. I
ended up winning a £5 bet with him, because plumbers merchants
obviously don't sell olives! Never paid me though.

On 2007-07-18 11:33:22 +0100, Tim Decker said:

On 16 Jul, 22:26, Stuart Noble
wrote:
The Medway Handyman wrote:
Blinding deal here mate, don't miss it!

http://tinyurl.com/yrulml

:-)

We've already had the olive discussion

I was in the plumbers merchant with my argumentative 13 year old son.
He asked why we were there and I said I needed to buy some olives. I
ended up winning a £5 bet with him, because plumbers merchants
obviously don't sell olives! Never paid me though.

No, they never do.

Don't think it gets any easier as they get older either.

The amounts by which you subsidise them just increase.

Andy Hall wrote:
On 2007-07-18 11:33:22 +0100, Tim Decker said:

On 16 Jul, 22:26, Stuart Noble
wrote:
The Medway Handyman wrote:
Blinding deal here mate, don't miss it!

http://tinyurl.com/yrulml

:-)

We've already had the olive discussion

I was in the plumbers merchant with my argumentative 13 year old son.
He asked why we were there and I said I needed to buy some olives. I
ended up winning a £5 bet with him, because plumbers merchants
obviously don't sell olives! Never paid me though.

No, they never do.

Don't think it gets any easier as they get older either.

The amounts by which you subsidise them just increase.


Well, I'm sure at some point during your entrepreneurial career you
said, "I'm only doing it for the kids", and they believed you.

On 2007-07-18 14:05:29 +0100, Stuart Noble
said:

Andy Hall wrote:
On 2007-07-18 11:33:22 +0100, Tim Decker said:

On 16 Jul, 22:26, Stuart Noble
wrote:
The Medway Handyman wrote:
Blinding deal here mate, don't miss it!

http://tinyurl.com/yrulml

:-)

We've already had the olive discussion

I was in the plumbers merchant with my argumentative 13 year old son.
He asked why we were there and I said I needed to buy some olives. I
ended up winning a £5 bet with him, because plumbers merchants
obviously don't sell olives! Never paid me though.

No, they never do.

Don't think it gets any easier as they get older either.

The amounts by which you subsidise them just increase.


Well, I'm sure at some point during your entrepreneurial career you
said, "I'm only doing it for the kids", and they believed you.

No I didn't because they wouldn't have. Fortunately they haven't
become actuaries, accountants or tax inspectors either.

Andy Hall wrote:
On 2007-07-18 14:05:29 +0100, Stuart Noble
said:

Andy Hall wrote:
On 2007-07-18 11:33:22 +0100, Tim Decker said:

On 16 Jul, 22:26, Stuart Noble
wrote:
The Medway Handyman wrote:
Blinding deal here mate, don't miss it!

http://tinyurl.com/yrulml

:-)

We've already had the olive discussion

I was in the plumbers merchant with my argumentative 13 year old son.
He asked why we were there and I said I needed to buy some olives. I
ended up winning a £5 bet with him, because plumbers merchants
obviously don't sell olives! Never paid me though.

No, they never do.

Don't think it gets any easier as they get older either.

The amounts by which you subsidise them just increase.


Well, I'm sure at some point during your entrepreneurial career you
said, "I'm only doing it for the kids", and they believed you.

No I didn't because they wouldn't have. Fortunately they haven't
become actuaries, accountants or tax inspectors either.



Why fortunately?

On 2007-07-19 10:18:29 +0100, Stuart Noble
said:

Andy Hall wrote:
On 2007-07-18 14:05:29 +0100, Stuart Noble
said:

Andy Hall wrote:
On 2007-07-18 11:33:22 +0100, Tim Decker said:

On 16 Jul, 22:26, Stuart Noble
wrote:
The Medway Handyman wrote:
Blinding deal here mate, don't miss it!

http://tinyurl.com/yrulml

:-)

We've already had the olive discussion

I was in the plumbers merchant with my argumentative 13 year old son.
He asked why we were there and I said I needed to buy some olives. I
ended up winning a £5 bet with him, because plumbers merchants
obviously don't sell olives! Never paid me though.

No, they never do.

Don't think it gets any easier as they get older either.

The amounts by which you subsidise them just increase.


Well, I'm sure at some point during your entrepreneurial career you
said, "I'm only doing it for the kids", and they believed you.

No I didn't because they wouldn't have. Fortunately they haven't
become actuaries, accountants or tax inspectors either.



Why fortunately?

I think that accountants are marginally useful in that at least they
will do the boring work of assembling numbers, predominantly for those
that don't really need to know them.

Actuaries are simply people who found acountancy too exciting.

I've never found anybody other than a tax inspector who believes that
tax inspectors form a valued part of the food chain.

I wouldn't want to encourage anybody's child to go down any of these
career paths let alone my own. This is in the slight hope that
eventually the Darwinian principles would apply and these "professions"
would die out. However, it is not one of my major crusades.

Andy Hall wrote:
On 2007-07-19 10:18:29 +0100, Stuart Noble
said:

Andy Hall wrote:
On 2007-07-18 14:05:29 +0100, Stuart Noble
said:

Andy Hall wrote:
On 2007-07-18 11:33:22 +0100, Tim Decker said:

On 16 Jul, 22:26, Stuart Noble
wrote:
The Medway Handyman wrote:
Blinding deal here mate, don't miss it!

http://tinyurl.com/yrulml

:-)

We've already had the olive discussion

I was in the plumbers merchant with my argumentative 13 year old son.
He asked why we were there and I said I needed to buy some olives. I
ended up winning a £5 bet with him, because plumbers merchants
obviously don't sell olives! Never paid me though.

No, they never do.

Don't think it gets any easier as they get older either.

The amounts by which you subsidise them just increase.


Well, I'm sure at some point during your entrepreneurial career you
said, "I'm only doing it for the kids", and they believed you.

No I didn't because they wouldn't have. Fortunately they haven't
become actuaries, accountants or tax inspectors either.



Why fortunately?

I think that accountants are marginally useful in that at least they
will do the boring work of assembling numbers, predominantly for those
that don't really need to know them.

That's book keepers. Accountants run the world and, given our obsession
with the bottom line, maybe that's appropriate.

Actuaries are simply people who found acountancy too exciting.

I know one who is still working on Twin Towers cases. When bad things
happen, the boring details don't disappear when the news coverage stops

I've never found anybody other than a tax inspector who believes that
tax inspectors form a valued part of the food chain.

They're there to keep entrepreneurs in check.


I wouldn't want to encourage anybody's child to go down any of these
career paths let alone my own. This is in the slight hope that
eventually the Darwinian principles would apply and these "professions"
would die out. However, it is not one of my major crusades.


Then how would the government know how much to tax you?

On 2007-07-19 12:01:47 +0100, Stuart Noble
said:

Andy Hall wrote:

I think that accountants are marginally useful in that at least they
will do the boring work of assembling numbers, predominantly for those
that don't really need to know them.

That's book keepers. Accountants run the world and, given our obsession
with the bottom line, maybe that's appropriate.

Actually you're right. I'd thought of them in terms of a subset rather
than a sub species.



Actuaries are simply people who found acountancy too exciting.

I know one who is still working on Twin Towers cases. When bad things
happen, the boring details don't disappear when the news coverage stops

I've never found anybody other than a tax inspector who believes that
tax inspectors form a valued part of the food chain.

They're there to keep entrepreneurs in check.

They think that that's what they do. Entrepreneurs simply look for
an alternative solution.




I wouldn't want to encourage anybody's child to go down any of these
career paths let alone my own. This is in the slight hope that
eventually the Darwinian principles would apply and these "professions"
would die out. However, it is not one of my major crusades.


Then how would the government know how much to tax you?

They seem happy enough to outsource their data entry to people who they
claim to be their customers.

Andy Hall wrote:
On 2007-07-19 10:18:29 +0100, Stuart Noble
said:

Andy Hall wrote:
On 2007-07-18 14:05:29 +0100, Stuart Noble
said:

Andy Hall wrote:
On 2007-07-18 11:33:22 +0100, Tim Decker
said:
On 16 Jul, 22:26, Stuart Noble
wrote:
The Medway Handyman wrote:
Blinding deal here mate, don't miss it!

http://tinyurl.com/yrulml

:-)

We've already had the olive discussion

I was in the plumbers merchant with my argumentative 13 year old
son. He asked why we were there and I said I needed to buy some
olives. I ended up winning a £5 bet with him, because plumbers
merchants obviously don't sell olives! Never paid me though.

No, they never do.

Don't think it gets any easier as they get older either.

The amounts by which you subsidise them just increase.


Well, I'm sure at some point during your entrepreneurial career you
said, "I'm only doing it for the kids", and they believed you.

No I didn't because they wouldn't have. Fortunately they haven't
become actuaries, accountants or tax inspectors either.



Why fortunately?

I think that accountants are marginally useful in that at least they
will do the boring work of assembling numbers, predominantly for those
that don't really need to know them.

Actuaries are simply people who found acountancy too exciting.

What do you call an actuaries girlfriend?



Inflatable :-)



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The Medway Handyman
www.medwayhandyman.co.uk
01634 717930
07850 597257

On 2007-07-19 20:37:23 +0100, "The Medway Handyman"
said:

Andy Hall wrote:

Actuaries are simply people who found acountancy too exciting.

What do you call an actuaries girlfriend?



Inflatable :-)

Very good.

I'd have said Rosy (as in Palmer)

Andy Hall wrote:
On 2007-07-19 20:37:23 +0100, "The Medway Handyman"
said:

Andy Hall wrote:

Actuaries are simply people who found acountancy too exciting.

What do you call an actuaries girlfriend?

actuary's



Inflatable :-)

Very good.

I'd have said Rosy (as in Palmer)

Stuart Noble wrote:
Andy Hall wrote:
On 2007-07-19 20:37:23 +0100, "The Medway Handyman"
said:

Andy Hall wrote:

Actuaries are simply people who found acountancy too exciting.

What do you call an actuaries girlfriend?

actuary's


They may have to share ;-)


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John.

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