Normally I have a couple of breakfast bars in the morning (Nutrigrain
etc.)

I hate washing up.

I obviously can't use paper plates (the milk would fall out)


Are there any disposable (and cheap) containers I can use to have my
weetabix+milk every day?

It may be a bland breakfast, but it definately keeps me full.


I can't rely on the sink in my student place (things go missing in a
shared kitchen, hygiene reasons etc.)



If you think this question is dumb, i'm a bit of a stoner & I can't
think straight all the time.

wrote:

Normally I have a couple of breakfast bars in the morning (Nutrigrain
etc.)

I hate washing up.

I obviously can't use paper plates (the milk would fall out)


Are there any disposable (and cheap) containers I can use to have my
weetabix+milk every day?

It may be a bland breakfast, but it definately keeps me full.


I can't rely on the sink in my student place (things go missing in a
shared kitchen, hygiene reasons etc.)



If you think this question is dumb, i'm a bit of a stoner & I can't
think straight all the time.

Eat weetabix, drink milk from carton - problem solved.

If it seems "not right", roll up another Camberwell and you won't care.

Tim wrote:

If it seems "not right", roll up another Camberwell and you won't care.

Camberwell? Camberwell Beauty? Sorry, I've had a sheltered upbringing

"Stuart Noble" wrote in message
...
Tim wrote:

If it seems "not right", roll up another Camberwell and you won't care.

Camberwell? Camberwell Beauty? Sorry, I've had a sheltered upbringing

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camberwell

Quote:
"Camberwell carrot" is the name of the enormous spliff rolled using 12
rolling papers, by Danny the dealer in the film Withnail and I. His
explanation for the name is that "I invented it in Camberwell and it looks
like a carrot".


--
Ron

Ron Lowe wrote:

"Stuart Noble" wrote in message
...
Tim wrote:

If it seems "not right", roll up another Camberwell and you won't care.

Camberwell? Camberwell Beauty? Sorry, I've had a sheltered upbringing

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camberwell

Quote:
"Camberwell carrot" is the name of the enormous spliff rolled using 12
rolling papers, by Danny the dealer in the film Withnail and I. His
explanation for the name is that "I invented it in Camberwell and it
looks like a carrot".



Ah! Thanks. I enjoyed the film but obviously wasn't paying attention

On 14/03/2007 15:35, Stuart Noble wrote:
Tim wrote:

If it seems "not right", roll up another Camberwell and you won't care.

Camberwell? Camberwell Beauty? Sorry, I've had a sheltered upbringing

Camberwell Carrot, huge spliff from Withnail and I

--
Statistics are like a bikini, what they reveal is suggestive,
but what they conceal is vital - Aaron Levenstein.

In message , Tim
writes



If you think this question is dumb, i'm a bit of a stoner & I can't
think straight all the time.

Eat weetabix, drink milk from carton - problem solved.

If it seems "not right", roll up another Camberwell and you won't care.

Never heard of "the munchies" ?

--
geoff

On Wed, 14 Mar 2007 12:17:14 +0000, Tim wrote:

Eat weetabix, drink milk from carton - problem solved.

you could perhaps dunk the weetabix as you would a biscuit in your tea
if you bought milk in cartons and openend them all the way across the
top.
Or perhaps cut the weetabix's in half lenghtways first so you could
fit them through the top of a bottle.
So many possibilites!

On Mar 14, 12:00 pm, wrote:
Normally I have a couple of breakfast bars in the morning (Nutrigrain
etc.)

I hate washing up.

I obviously can't use paper plates (the milk would fall out)

Are there any disposable (and cheap) containers I can use to have my
weetabix+milk every day?

It may be a bland breakfast, but it definately keeps me full.

I can't rely on the sink in my student place (things go missing in a
shared kitchen, hygiene reasons etc.)

If you think this question is dumb, i'm a bit of a stoner & I can't
think straight all the time.

On Mar 14, 12:00 pm, wrote:
Normally I have a couple of breakfast bars in the morning (Nutrigrain
etc.)

I hate washing up.

I obviously can't use paper plates (the milk would fall out)


Oops, soory about the blank post earlier.

Try paper bowls.

MBQ

wrote


Try paper bowls.

If you know any student nurses, tap them up for a supply of cardboard vomit
bowls (unused preferably)

Phil

On 14/03/2007 13:42, TheScullster wrote:

cardboard vomit bowls

Instead of the Weetabix?

"Andy Burns" wrote in message
...
On 14/03/2007 13:42, TheScullster wrote:

cardboard vomit bowls

Instead of the Weetabix?

A rose by any other name ...

Mary

Andy Burns wrote:
On 14/03/2007 13:42, TheScullster wrote:
cardboard vomit bowls
Instead of the Weetabix?

Probably the same stuff, if they have been used they will have more
flavour than Weetabix.

--
cheesesoup.myby.co.uk

In article ,
Andy Burns wrote:
cardboard vomit bowls

Instead of the Weetabix?

Yes. More nutritious.

--
*I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder *

Dave Plowman London SW
To e-mail, change noise into sound.

On 2007-03-14 13:42:03 +0000, "TheScullster" said:


wrote


Try paper bowls.

If you know any student nurses, tap them up for a supply of cardboard vomit
bowls (unused preferably)

Phil

Could be tricky to determine which it is if Weetabix is the other choice.

In message . com,
" writes
On Mar 14, 12:00 pm, wrote:
Normally I have a couple of breakfast bars in the morning (Nutrigrain
etc.)

I hate washing up.

I obviously can't use paper plates (the milk would fall out)


Oops, soory about the blank post earlier.

Too stoned to hit the keyboard ?

so that's what you REALLY do in your lunch break

--
geoff

In message .com,
writes
Normally I have a couple of breakfast bars in the morning (Nutrigrain
etc.)

I hate washing up.

I obviously can't use paper plates (the milk would fall out)

You are a *student*? Of what? Some ology, presumably. Paper plates
would leak, so use some other form of disposable plate. I use
polystyrene bowls for my cats, because I hate washing dirty, smelly cat
plates and bowls. Buy 'em in bulk from Costco.
--
Graeme

"Graeme" wrote in message
...
In message .com,
writes
Normally I have a couple of breakfast bars in the morning (Nutrigrain
etc.)

I hate washing up.

I obviously can't use paper plates (the milk would fall out)

You are a *student*? Of what? Some ology, presumably. Paper plates would
leak, so use some other form of disposable plate. I use polystyrene bowls
for my cats, because I hate washing dirty, smelly cat plates and bowls.

So you prefer to fill landfill sites with un-degradable s***e? Why not kill
the cat and stick that in the bin, it will degrade and no more washing up,
two problems solved ;-)

Cheers

John

In message , John
writes
"Graeme" wrote in message

You are a *student*? Of what? Some ology, presumably. Paper plates would
leak, so use some other form of disposable plate. I use polystyrene bowls
for my cats, because I hate washing dirty, smelly cat plates and bowls.

So you prefer to fill landfill sites with un-degradable s***e?

Hell no! I just get a warm feeling inside, every morning, when I think
of the regular employment I am providing for the little man who makes
disposable plates.

Why not kill
the cat and stick that in the bin, it will degrade and no more washing up,
two problems solved ;-)

What? You obviously don't have bin police in your area. 'Ello, 'ello,
wassis then guv? Dead cats in yer bin? Carn't 'ave that y'know. Cue
sound of sharply sucked in breath.
--
Graeme

Graeme wrote:

I use
polystyrene bowls for my cats, because I hate washing dirty, smelly cat
plates and bowls.

I would soon get sick of having cat for breakfast every day... I can't
see that putting it in a polystyrene bowl would make it taste any better.

Buy 'em in bulk from Costco.

As kittens?

--
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John.

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In message , John
Rumm writes
Graeme wrote:

I use polystyrene bowls for my cats, because I hate washing dirty,
smelly cat plates and bowls.

I would soon get sick of having cat for breakfast every day... I can't
see that putting it in a polystyrene bowl would make it taste any
better.

Hmm. Still taste better than Weetabix, even if you don't bother to skin
'em first. The cats, not the Weetabix. On second thoughts ...
--
Graeme

On Wed, 14 Mar 2007 19:56:05 +0000, Graeme
wrote:

In message , John
Rumm writes
Graeme wrote:

I use polystyrene bowls for my cats, because I hate washing dirty,
smelly cat plates and bowls.

I would soon get sick of having cat for breakfast every day... I can't
see that putting it in a polystyrene bowl would make it taste any
better.

Hmm. Still taste better than Weetabix, even if you don't bother to skin
'em first. The cats, not the Weetabix. On second thoughts ...

There's nothing wrong with Weetabix - with cinnamon sprinkled
generously on top.

Yummy!
--
Frank Erskine

In message , Graeme
writes
In message .com,
writes
Normally I have a couple of breakfast bars in the morning (Nutrigrain
etc.)

I hate washing up.

I obviously can't use paper plates (the milk would fall out)

You are a *student*? Of what? Some ology, presumably.


Media studies of course

Do they study anything else these days ?

--
geoff

wrote in message
oups.com...
Normally I have a couple of breakfast bars in the morning (Nutrigrain
etc.)

I hate washing up.

You know, few people actually enjoy washing up, it's one of the things we
have to do to maintain an acceptable standard of living. I bet your mum did
it for you for the first however many years of your life. She did far worse
things for you too. You have perhaps another 60 years ahead of you, have you
worked out how you'll spend them without washing up?

I obviously can't use paper plates (the milk would fall out)

You don't need a plate for Nutrigrain bars.


Are there any disposable (and cheap) containers I can use to have my
weetabix+milk every day?

Why disposable?

Do you use disposable containers for your other meals?

It may be a bland breakfast, but it definately keeps me full.

It takes all sorts ...


I can't rely on the sink in my student place (things go missing in a
shared kitchen, hygiene reasons etc.)

Excuses! You admitted that you hate washing up.

Go to a camping shop, buy a cheap metal dish, get the technology dept to
drill a hole in the rim and put a cord through it, you can then keep it
attached to your person. Lick it clean after your breakfast then you won't
need the sink.

Hygiene? You're a STUDENT for goodness' sake, you're not supposed to care
about hygiene!



If you think this question is dumb, i'm a bit of a stoner & I can't
think straight all the time.

Give it up then you won't be asking dumb questions. If you can't think
straight about something as simple as breakfast you won't deserve your
degree - although you'll probably get it in Our Glorious Leader's education
aspirational world.

Which makes me wonder - the other 50% must get put on the scrap heap ...

Mary
Mrs Fisher to you.

Mrs Fisher to you.

Oo-er Mrs!

:_)

"Tim" wrote in message
...

Mrs Fisher to you.

Oo-er Mrs!

:_)

Dwahling T i m , I didn't mean you!

Just smelly, scruffy, idle, semi-literate students!

Mary

In message , Mary Fisher
writes
Just smelly, scruffy, idle, semi-literate students!

No really, just voice your thoughts. Don't feel you need to hold back
just because of us.

They're the future scientists apparently. Once they've finished their
degree in socio-political ergonomics or something equally as useless.

--
Clive Mitchell
http://www.bigclive.com

"Clive Mitchell" wrote in message
...
In message , Mary Fisher
writes
Just smelly, scruffy, idle, semi-literate students!

No really, just voice your thoughts. Don't feel you need to hold back
just because of us.

Oh, thank you - your blessing is appreciated :-)

They're the future scientists apparently. Once they've finished their
degree in socio-political ergonomics or something equally as useless.

I hope they are future scientists. Some might be. There's a shortage.

The science students I know don't worry about washing up.

Mary

In message , Mary Fisher
writes
You know, few people actually enjoy washing up, it's one of the things
we have to do to maintain an acceptable standard of living.

Oh yeah? Women maybe, but then I guess they have to do something with
their dull and unproductive life while the men are out building the
world.

Meeeeeow!


being a single man, my large flat is so cluttered with gadgets that
there's not even enough room to push a vacuum cleaner through it. I
find it a very acceptable standard of living.

--
Clive Mitchell
http://www.bigclive.com

"Clive Mitchell" wrote in message
...
In message , Mary Fisher
writes
You know, few people actually enjoy washing up, it's one of the things we
have to do to maintain an acceptable standard of living.

Oh yeah? Women maybe, but then I guess they have to do something with
their dull and unproductive life while the men are out building the world.

In this house Spouse usually does the washing up ...

Meeeeeow!

woof woof!


being a single man, my large flat is so cluttered with gadgets that
there's not even enough room to push a vacuum cleaner through it. I find
it a very acceptable standard of living.

Um. a vacuum cleaner is a gadet, innit?

Invented by a man, I suspect.

I sweep the floors - saves energy.

Mary

Mary Fisher wrote:

have you
worked out how you'll spend them without washing up?


Simple, get one of those domestic appliances that does it for you... If
if you don't want a wife, then get a dishwasher!



--
Cheers,

John.

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On 2007-03-14 18:42:00 +0000, John Rumm said:

Mary Fisher wrote:

have you worked out how you'll spend them without washing up?


Simple, get one of those domestic appliances that does it for you... If
if you don't want a wife, then get a dishwasher!

Q. Why do brides wear white?

A. To match the other domestic appliances

Andy Hall wrote:

Simple, get one of those domestic appliances that does it for you...
If if you don't want a wife, then get a dishwasher!

Q. Why do brides wear white?

A. To match the other domestic appliances

What does WIFE stand for? Washing, Ironing, Food, Etc


--
Cheers,

John.

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In message , Andy Hall writes
On 2007-03-14 18:42:00 +0000, John Rumm said:

Mary Fisher wrote:

have you worked out how you'll spend them without washing up?
Simple, get one of those domestic appliances that does it for
you... If if you don't want a wife, then get a dishwasher!

Q. Why do brides wear white?

A. To match the other domestic appliances


OK, since we're into such things

Which is the odd one out ...

a battery, a woman, a washing machine and a stereo


--
geoff

raden wrote:

OK, since we're into such things

Which is the odd one out ...

a battery, a woman, a washing machine and a stereo

The stereo?









(the others leak when they are well shagged!)

--
Cheers,

John.

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In message , John
Rumm writes
Mary Fisher wrote:

have you worked out how you'll spend them without washing up?


Simple, get one of those domestic appliances that does it for you... If
if you don't want a wife, then get a dishwasher!

As they say

a wife is an appliance you screw on the bed and it does the housework

simple

--
geoff

raden wrote:

As they say

a wife is an appliance you screw on the bed and it does the housework

And....

Q: Why do women usually come second?

A: Who cares


(and to offset that one)


Three blokes walking along a beach, when one find an old oil lamp. Gives
it a rub and sure enough a genie appears with the whole three wishes
bit. The genie says, since there are three of you, it is one wish each I
am afraid.

So the first bloke says "My mates have always teased me about being a
bit thick... so, I want to be the cleverest blokes here so that I can
show them up for a change!". So "Puff!" the genie grants him his wish.

Not to be outdone, the second bloke looks at his mate and says "I want
to be twice as smart as him". "Puff", and the genie grants his wish as
well.

Finally the third chap says "OK to trump them, I want to be twice as
cleaver as both of those two put together!". "Puff", and he turns into a
woman.



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Cheers,

John.

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In message .com,
writes
Normally I have a couple of breakfast bars in the morning (Nutrigrain
etc.)

I hate washing up.

You eat cake in the morning and can't be bothered washing a few dishes.

Can I suggest you get ONE universal bowl. That way you wash it either
before or after each use and dishes don't pile up. Spoken by a true
bachelor.

I've got a friend who just keeps on using a new coffee mug every time.
His main room is like a carpet of coffee mugs. I think he might be on
this group too.......

Oh yeah... And don't do this......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z4AFmlh9AA

It might break your bowl.

--
Clive Mitchell
http://www.bigclive.com

In message , Clive Mitchell
writes
In message .com,
writes
Normally I have a couple of breakfast bars in the morning (Nutrigrain
etc.)

I hate washing up.

You eat cake in the morning and can't be bothered washing a few dishes.

Can I suggest you get ONE universal bowl. That way you wash it either
before or after each use and dishes don't pile up. Spoken by a true
bachelor.

I've got a friend who just keeps on using a new coffee mug every time.
His main room is like a carpet of coffee mugs. I think he might be on
this group too.......

Oh yeah... And don't do this......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z4AFmlh9AA

It might break your bowl.

T'would solve the washing up problem, though

--
geoff