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Phil Kyle October 20th 06 05:24 PM

MOT fail ?
 
Harry Bloomfield verbally sodomised in
:

I wonder if anyone has ever heard of a vehicle failing its first (or
any) MOT on 'a dropped or drooping pair of headlight filaments" - these
were working fine except for this problem. Might it be something
dreamed up as a nice little earner?


No, it's just you're clueless and someone sold you a duff Scorpio.


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The Natural Philosopher October 20th 06 06:00 PM

MOT fail ?
 
Phil Kyle wrote:
Harry Bloomfield verbally sodomised in
:

I wonder if anyone has ever heard of a vehicle failing its first (or
any) MOT on 'a dropped or drooping pair of headlight filaments" - these
were working fine except for this problem. Might it be something
dreamed up as a nice little earner?


No, it's just you're clueless and someone sold you a duff Scorpio.


plonked.

Liz Hall October 20th 06 08:12 PM

MOT fail ?
 
No but my neighbour takes his failures to the next garage until it passes!
Liz

"Phil Kyle" wrote in message
.. .
Harry Bloomfield verbally sodomised in
:

I wonder if anyone has ever heard of a vehicle failing its first (or
any) MOT on 'a dropped or drooping pair of headlight filaments" - these
were working fine except for this problem. Might it be something
dreamed up as a nice little earner?


No, it's just you're clueless and someone sold you a duff Scorpio.


--
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Phil Kyle October 20th 06 09:06 PM

MOT fail ?
 
"Liz Hall" verbally sodomised in
:

No but my neighbour takes his failures to the next garage until it
passes! Liz

"Phil Kyle" wrote in message
.. .
Harry Bloomfield verbally sodomised
in :

I wonder if anyone has ever heard of a vehicle failing its first (or
any) MOT on 'a dropped or drooping pair of headlight filaments" -
these were working fine except for this problem. Might it be something
dreamed up as a nice little earner?


No, it's just you're clueless and someone sold you a duff Scorpio.


--
Phil KyleT

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Sounds reasonable.

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Alan Holmes October 20th 06 11:41 PM

MOT fail ?
 

"The Natural Philosopher" wrote in message
...
Phil Kyle wrote:
Harry Bloomfield verbally sodomised in
:
I wonder if anyone has ever heard of a vehicle failing its first (or
any) MOT on 'a dropped or drooping pair of headlight filaments" - these
were working fine except for this problem. Might it be something dreamed
up as a nice little earner?


No, it's just you're clueless and someone sold you a duff Scorpio.


plonked.


Just wondered why I didn't see Kyle's post, it must be I'd already plonked
him!

Alan



The Natural Philosopher October 21st 06 12:55 AM

MOT fail ?
 
Alan Holmes wrote:
"The Natural Philosopher" wrote in message
...
Phil Kyle wrote:
Harry Bloomfield verbally sodomised in
:
I wonder if anyone has ever heard of a vehicle failing its first (or
any) MOT on 'a dropped or drooping pair of headlight filaments" - these
were working fine except for this problem. Might it be something dreamed
up as a nice little earner?

No, it's just you're clueless and someone sold you a duff Scorpio.


plonked.


Just wondered why I didn't see Kyle's post, it must be I'd already plonked
him!

Alan


Ive got nearly 100 people on uk.local group kill phyled. He was no 1.

Now when I hit it, 100 messages come down and about one is left.

Phil Kyle October 21st 06 03:41 PM

MOT fail ?
 
"Alan Holmes" verbally sodomised in
:


"The Natural Philosopher" wrote in message
...
Phil Kyle wrote:
Harry Bloomfield verbally sodomised
in :
I wonder if anyone has ever heard of a vehicle failing its first (or
any) MOT on 'a dropped or drooping pair of headlight filaments" -
these were working fine except for this problem. Might it be
something dreamed up as a nice little earner?


No, it's just you're clueless and someone sold you a duff Scorpio.


plonked.


Just wondered why I didn't see Kyle's post, it must be I'd already
plonked him!

Alan




Plonking you for **** grammar.

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Phil Kyle™

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Phil Kyle October 21st 06 03:41 PM

MOT fail ?
 
The Natural Philosopher verbally sodomised in
:

Alan Holmes wrote:
"The Natural Philosopher" wrote in message
...
Phil Kyle wrote:
Harry Bloomfield verbally sodomised
in :
I wonder if anyone has ever heard of a vehicle failing its first (or
any) MOT on 'a dropped or drooping pair of headlight filaments" -
these were working fine except for this problem. Might it be
something dreamed up as a nice little earner?

No, it's just you're clueless and someone sold you a duff Scorpio.


plonked.


Just wondered why I didn't see Kyle's post, it must be I'd already
plonked him!

Alan


Ive got nearly 100 people on uk.local group kill phyled. He was no 1.

Now when I hit it, 100 messages come down and about one is left.


Hit what?

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ah October 22nd 06 02:41 AM

MOT fail ?
 
Phil Kyle wrote:
The Natural Philosopher verbally sodomised in
:

Alan Holmes wrote:
"The Natural Philosopher" wrote in message
...
Phil Kyle wrote:
Harry Bloomfield verbally sodomised
in :
I wonder if anyone has ever heard of a vehicle failing its first (or
any) MOT on 'a dropped or drooping pair of headlight filaments" -
these were working fine except for this problem. Might it be
something dreamed up as a nice little earner?

No, it's just you're clueless and someone sold you a duff Scorpio.


plonked.

Just wondered why I didn't see Kyle's post, it must be I'd already
plonked him!

Alan


Ive got nearly 100 people on uk.local group kill phyled. He was no 1.

Now when I hit it, 100 messages come down and about one is left.


Hit what?


*wink*, *wink*
--
ah

ah October 22nd 06 02:42 AM

MOT fail ?
 
The Natural Philosopher wrote:
Alan Holmes wrote:
"The Natural Philosopher" wrote in message
...
Phil Kyle wrote:
Harry Bloomfield verbally sodomised in
:
I wonder if anyone has ever heard of a vehicle failing its first (or
any) MOT on 'a dropped or drooping pair of headlight filaments" - these
were working fine except for this problem. Might it be something dreamed
up as a nice little earner?

No, it's just you're clueless and someone sold you a duff Scorpio.


plonked.


Just wondered why I didn't see Kyle's post, it must be I'd already plonked
him!

Alan


Ive got nearly 100 people on uk.local group kill phyled. He was no 1.

Now when I hit it, 100 messages come down and about one is left.


You like photography, TNP?
--
ah

ah October 22nd 06 02:42 AM

MOT fail ?
 
Phil Kyle wrote:
"Alan Holmes" verbally sodomised in
:


"The Natural Philosopher" wrote in message
...
Phil Kyle wrote:
Harry Bloomfield verbally sodomised
in :
I wonder if anyone has ever heard of a vehicle failing its first (or
any) MOT on 'a dropped or drooping pair of headlight filaments" -
these were working fine except for this problem. Might it be
something dreamed up as a nice little earner?


No, it's just you're clueless and someone sold you a duff Scorpio.


plonked.


Just wondered why I didn't see Kyle's post, it must be I'd already
plonked him!

Alan




Plonking you for **** grammar.


An actionable offense.
--
ah

ah October 22nd 06 02:43 AM

MOT fail ?
 
Phil Kyle wrote:
"Liz Hall" verbally sodomised in
:

No but my neighbour takes his failures to the next garage until it
passes! Liz

"Phil Kyle" wrote in message
.. .
Harry Bloomfield verbally sodomised
in :

I wonder if anyone has ever heard of a vehicle failing its first (or
any) MOT on 'a dropped or drooping pair of headlight filaments" -
these were working fine except for this problem. Might it be something
dreamed up as a nice little earner?


No, it's just you're clueless and someone sold you a duff Scorpio.


--
Phil KyleT

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Sounds reasonable.


Sounds seasonal.
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ah

Phil Kyle October 22nd 06 05:17 PM

MOT fail ?
 
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Liz Hall" verbally sodomised in
:

No but my neighbour takes his failures to the next garage until it
passes! Liz

"Phil Kyle" wrote in message
.. .
Harry Bloomfield verbally sodomised
in :

I wonder if anyone has ever heard of a vehicle failing its first (or
any) MOT on 'a dropped or drooping pair of headlight filaments" -
these were working fine except for this problem. Might it be
something dreamed up as a nice little earner?


No, it's just you're clueless and someone sold you a duff Scorpio.


--
Phil KyleT

T
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S o n o
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g r s g




Sounds reasonable.


Sounds seasonal.


Sounds tweezable


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Phil Kyle™

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Phil Kyle October 22nd 06 05:17 PM

MOT fail ?
 
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
The Natural Philosopher verbally sodomised in
:

Alan Holmes wrote:
"The Natural Philosopher" wrote in message
...
Phil Kyle wrote:
Harry Bloomfield verbally
sodomised
in :
I wonder if anyone has ever heard of a vehicle failing its first
(or any) MOT on 'a dropped or drooping pair of headlight
filaments" - these were working fine except for this problem.
Might it be something dreamed up as a nice little earner?

No, it's just you're clueless and someone sold you a duff Scorpio.


plonked.

Just wondered why I didn't see Kyle's post, it must be I'd already
plonked him!

Alan


Ive got nearly 100 people on uk.local group kill phyled. He was no 1.

Now when I hit it, 100 messages come down and about one is left.


Hit what?


*wink*, *wink*


Eyes?

--
Phil Kyle™

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Phil Kyle October 22nd 06 05:18 PM

MOT fail ?
 
ah verbally sodomised in
:

The Natural Philosopher wrote:
Alan Holmes wrote:
"The Natural Philosopher" wrote in message
...
Phil Kyle wrote:
Harry Bloomfield verbally
sodomised in :
I wonder if anyone has ever heard of a vehicle failing its first
(or any) MOT on 'a dropped or drooping pair of headlight filaments"
- these were working fine except for this problem. Might it be
something dreamed up as a nice little earner?

No, it's just you're clueless and someone sold you a duff Scorpio.


plonked.

Just wondered why I didn't see Kyle's post, it must be I'd already
plonked him!

Alan


Ive got nearly 100 people on uk.local group kill phyled. He was no 1.

Now when I hit it, 100 messages come down and about one is left.


You like photography, TNP?


Yes or no, don't squiggle, worm!

--
Phil Kyle™

T
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i s
s l
f i l
S o n o
i u e n
g r s g

Phil Kyle October 22nd 06 05:18 PM

MOT fail ?
 
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Alan Holmes" verbally sodomised in
:


"The Natural Philosopher" wrote in message
...
Phil Kyle wrote:
Harry Bloomfield verbally
sodomised in :
I wonder if anyone has ever heard of a vehicle failing its first
(or any) MOT on 'a dropped or drooping pair of headlight filaments"
- these were working fine except for this problem. Might it be
something dreamed up as a nice little earner?


No, it's just you're clueless and someone sold you a duff Scorpio.


plonked.

Just wondered why I didn't see Kyle's post, it must be I'd already
plonked him!

Alan




Plonking you for **** grammar.


An actionable offense.


Not to mention, an 'orrible occurrence.

--
Phil Kyle™

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ah October 23rd 06 02:22 AM

MOT fail ?
 
Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
The Natural Philosopher verbally sodomised in
:

Alan Holmes wrote:
"The Natural Philosopher" wrote in message
...
Phil Kyle wrote:
Harry Bloomfield verbally
sodomised
in :
I wonder if anyone has ever heard of a vehicle failing its first
(or any) MOT on 'a dropped or drooping pair of headlight
filaments" - these were working fine except for this problem.
Might it be something dreamed up as a nice little earner?

No, it's just you're clueless and someone sold you a duff Scorpio.


plonked.

Just wondered why I didn't see Kyle's post, it must be I'd already
plonked him!

Alan


Ive got nearly 100 people on uk.local group kill phyled. He was no 1.

Now when I hit it, 100 messages come down and about one is left.


Hit what?


*wink*, *wink*


Eyes?


POOP-SHOOT.
--
AH

ah October 23rd 06 02:23 AM

MOT fail ?
 
Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

The Natural Philosopher wrote:
Alan Holmes wrote:
"The Natural Philosopher" wrote in message
...
Phil Kyle wrote:
Harry Bloomfield verbally
sodomised in :
I wonder if anyone has ever heard of a vehicle failing its first
(or any) MOT on 'a dropped or drooping pair of headlight filaments"
- these were working fine except for this problem. Might it be
something dreamed up as a nice little earner?

No, it's just you're clueless and someone sold you a duff Scorpio.


plonked.

Just wondered why I didn't see Kyle's post, it must be I'd already
plonked him!

Alan


Ive got nearly 100 people on uk.local group kill phyled. He was no 1.

Now when I hit it, 100 messages come down and about one is left.


You like photography, TNP?


Yes or no, don't squiggle, worm!


HE IS SOFT AND MILKY WHITE?!
--
AH

ah October 23rd 06 02:23 AM

MOT fail ?
 
Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Alan Holmes" verbally sodomised in
:


"The Natural Philosopher" wrote in message
...
Phil Kyle wrote:
Harry Bloomfield verbally
sodomised in :
I wonder if anyone has ever heard of a vehicle failing its first
(or any) MOT on 'a dropped or drooping pair of headlight filaments"
- these were working fine except for this problem. Might it be
something dreamed up as a nice little earner?


No, it's just you're clueless and someone sold you a duff Scorpio.


plonked.

Just wondered why I didn't see Kyle's post, it must be I'd already
plonked him!

Alan




Plonking you for **** grammar.


An actionable offense.


Not to mention, an 'orrible occurrence.


OFFICER! ARREST THAT, ER, MAN!
--
AH

ah October 23rd 06 02:24 AM

MOT fail ?
 
Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Liz Hall" verbally sodomised in
:

No but my neighbour takes his failures to the next garage until it
passes! Liz

"Phil Kyle" wrote in message
.. .
Harry Bloomfield verbally sodomised
in :

I wonder if anyone has ever heard of a vehicle failing its first (or
any) MOT on 'a dropped or drooping pair of headlight filaments" -
these were working fine except for this problem. Might it be
something dreamed up as a nice little earner?


No, it's just you're clueless and someone sold you a duff Scorpio.


--
Phil KyleT

T
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Sounds reasonable.


Sounds seasonal.


Sounds tweezable


SOUNDS GEEZABLE.
--
AH

Phil Kyle October 23rd 06 04:30 PM

MOT fail ?
 
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Liz Hall" verbally sodomised in
:

No but my neighbour takes his failures to the next garage until it
passes! Liz

"Phil Kyle" wrote in message
.. .
Harry Bloomfield verbally
sodomised in :

I wonder if anyone has ever heard of a vehicle failing its first
(or any) MOT on 'a dropped or drooping pair of headlight
filaments" - these were working fine except for this problem.
Might it be something dreamed up as a nice little earner?


No, it's just you're clueless and someone sold you a duff Scorpio.


--
Phil KyleT

T
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i s
s l
f i l
S o n o
i u e n
g r s g




Sounds reasonable.

Sounds seasonal.


Sounds tweezable


SOUNDS GEEZABLE.


Sounds feezable.

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Phil Kyle™

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Phil Kyle October 23rd 06 04:30 PM

MOT fail ?
 
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
The Natural Philosopher verbally sodomised in
:

Alan Holmes wrote:
"The Natural Philosopher" wrote in message
...
Phil Kyle wrote:
Harry Bloomfield verbally
sodomised
in :
I wonder if anyone has ever heard of a vehicle failing its first
(or any) MOT on 'a dropped or drooping pair of headlight
filaments" - these were working fine except for this problem.
Might it be something dreamed up as a nice little earner?

No, it's just you're clueless and someone sold you a duff
Scorpio.


plonked.

Just wondered why I didn't see Kyle's post, it must be I'd already
plonked him!

Alan


Ive got nearly 100 people on uk.local group kill phyled. He was no
1.

Now when I hit it, 100 messages come down and about one is left.


Hit what?

*wink*, *wink*


Eyes?


POOP-SHOOT.


I shot a ****, but I did not shoot the dung.

--
Phil Kyle™

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Phil Kyle October 23rd 06 04:31 PM

MOT fail ?
 
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

The Natural Philosopher wrote:
Alan Holmes wrote:
"The Natural Philosopher" wrote in message
...
Phil Kyle wrote:
Harry Bloomfield verbally
sodomised in :
I wonder if anyone has ever heard of a vehicle failing its first
(or any) MOT on 'a dropped or drooping pair of headlight
filaments" - these were working fine except for this problem.
Might it be something dreamed up as a nice little earner?

No, it's just you're clueless and someone sold you a duff Scorpio.


plonked.

Just wondered why I didn't see Kyle's post, it must be I'd already
plonked him!

Alan


Ive got nearly 100 people on uk.local group kill phyled. He was no 1.

Now when I hit it, 100 messages come down and about one is left.

You like photography, TNP?


Yes or no, don't squiggle, worm!


HE IS SOFT AND MILKY WHITE?!


Milky ways are on us!

--
Phil Kyle™

T
h i
i s
s l
f i l
S o n o
i u e n
g r s g

Phil Kyle October 23rd 06 04:31 PM

MOT fail ?
 
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Alan Holmes" verbally sodomised in
:


"The Natural Philosopher" wrote in message
...
Phil Kyle wrote:
Harry Bloomfield verbally
sodomised in :
I wonder if anyone has ever heard of a vehicle failing its first
(or any) MOT on 'a dropped or drooping pair of headlight
filaments" - these were working fine except for this problem.
Might it be something dreamed up as a nice little earner?


No, it's just you're clueless and someone sold you a duff Scorpio.


plonked.

Just wondered why I didn't see Kyle's post, it must be I'd already
plonked him!

Alan




Plonking you for **** grammar.

An actionable offense.


Not to mention, an 'orrible occurrence.


OFFICER! ARREST THAT, ER, MAN!


I am a lady. Ha!

--
Phil Kyle™

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g r s g

ah October 24th 06 01:15 AM

MOT fail ?
 
Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
The Natural Philosopher verbally sodomised in
:

Alan Holmes wrote:
"The Natural Philosopher" wrote in message
...
Phil Kyle wrote:
Harry Bloomfield verbally
sodomised
in :
I wonder if anyone has ever heard of a vehicle failing its first
(or any) MOT on 'a dropped or drooping pair of headlight
filaments" - these were working fine except for this problem.
Might it be something dreamed up as a nice little earner?

No, it's just you're clueless and someone sold you a duff
Scorpio.


plonked.

Just wondered why I didn't see Kyle's post, it must be I'd already
plonked him!

Alan


Ive got nearly 100 people on uk.local group kill phyled. He was no
1.

Now when I hit it, 100 messages come down and about one is left.


Hit what?

*wink*, *wink*

Eyes?


POOP-SHOOT.


I shot a ****, but I did not shoot the dung.


I'm not going to respond to this.
--
ah

ah October 24th 06 01:15 AM

MOT fail ?
 
Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

The Natural Philosopher wrote:
Alan Holmes wrote:
"The Natural Philosopher" wrote in message
...
Phil Kyle wrote:
Harry Bloomfield verbally
sodomised in :
I wonder if anyone has ever heard of a vehicle failing its first
(or any) MOT on 'a dropped or drooping pair of headlight
filaments" - these were working fine except for this problem.
Might it be something dreamed up as a nice little earner?

No, it's just you're clueless and someone sold you a duff Scorpio.


plonked.

Just wondered why I didn't see Kyle's post, it must be I'd already
plonked him!

Alan


Ive got nearly 100 people on uk.local group kill phyled. He was no 1.

Now when I hit it, 100 messages come down and about one is left.

You like photography, TNP?

Yes or no, don't squiggle, worm!


HE IS SOFT AND MILKY WHITE?!


Milky ways are on us!


Two, please.
--
ah

ah October 24th 06 01:15 AM

MOT fail ?
 
Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Alan Holmes" verbally sodomised in
:


"The Natural Philosopher" wrote in message
...
Phil Kyle wrote:
Harry Bloomfield verbally
sodomised in :
I wonder if anyone has ever heard of a vehicle failing its first
(or any) MOT on 'a dropped or drooping pair of headlight
filaments" - these were working fine except for this problem.
Might it be something dreamed up as a nice little earner?


No, it's just you're clueless and someone sold you a duff Scorpio.


plonked.

Just wondered why I didn't see Kyle's post, it must be I'd already
plonked him!

Alan




Plonking you for **** grammar.

An actionable offense.

Not to mention, an 'orrible occurrence.


OFFICER! ARREST THAT, ER, MAN!


I am a lady. Ha!


*titter*
--
ah

Phil Kyle October 26th 06 05:41 PM

MOT fail ?
 
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
The Natural Philosopher verbally sodomised in
:

Alan Holmes wrote:
"The Natural Philosopher" wrote in message
...
Phil Kyle wrote:
Harry Bloomfield verbally
sodomised
in :
I wonder if anyone has ever heard of a vehicle failing its
first (or any) MOT on 'a dropped or drooping pair of headlight
filaments" - these were working fine except for this problem.
Might it be something dreamed up as a nice little earner?

No, it's just you're clueless and someone sold you a duff
Scorpio.


plonked.

Just wondered why I didn't see Kyle's post, it must be I'd
already plonked him!

Alan


Ive got nearly 100 people on uk.local group kill phyled. He was no
1.

Now when I hit it, 100 messages come down and about one is left.


Hit what?

*wink*, *wink*

Eyes?

POOP-SHOOT.


I shot a ****, but I did not shoot the dung.


I'm not going to respond to this.


I'm glad you didn't. Otherwise I would've had to respond to your response.

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Phil Kyle October 26th 06 05:42 PM

MOT fail ?
 
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

The Natural Philosopher wrote:
Alan Holmes wrote:
"The Natural Philosopher" wrote in message
...
Phil Kyle wrote:
Harry Bloomfield verbally
sodomised in :
I wonder if anyone has ever heard of a vehicle failing its
first (or any) MOT on 'a dropped or drooping pair of headlight
filaments" - these were working fine except for this problem.
Might it be something dreamed up as a nice little earner?

No, it's just you're clueless and someone sold you a duff
Scorpio.


plonked.

Just wondered why I didn't see Kyle's post, it must be I'd already
plonked him!

Alan


Ive got nearly 100 people on uk.local group kill phyled. He was no
1.

Now when I hit it, 100 messages come down and about one is left.

You like photography, TNP?

Yes or no, don't squiggle, worm!

HE IS SOFT AND MILKY WHITE?!


Milky ways are on us!


Two, please.


I mean Milky bars, oops.

--
Phil Kyle™

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Phil Kyle October 26th 06 05:42 PM

MOT fail ?
 
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Alan Holmes" verbally sodomised in
:


"The Natural Philosopher" wrote in message
...
Phil Kyle wrote:
Harry Bloomfield verbally
sodomised in :
I wonder if anyone has ever heard of a vehicle failing its
first (or any) MOT on 'a dropped or drooping pair of headlight
filaments" - these were working fine except for this problem.
Might it be something dreamed up as a nice little earner?


No, it's just you're clueless and someone sold you a duff
Scorpio.


plonked.

Just wondered why I didn't see Kyle's post, it must be I'd already
plonked him!

Alan




Plonking you for **** grammar.

An actionable offense.

Not to mention, an 'orrible occurrence.

OFFICER! ARREST THAT, ER, MAN!


I am a lady. Ha!


*titter*


I have them.

--
Phil Kyle™

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ah November 2nd 06 12:41 AM

MOT fail ?
 
Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
The Natural Philosopher verbally sodomised in
:

Alan Holmes wrote:
"The Natural Philosopher" wrote in message
...
Phil Kyle wrote:
Harry Bloomfield verbally
sodomised
in :
I wonder if anyone has ever heard of a vehicle failing its
first (or any) MOT on 'a dropped or drooping pair of headlight
filaments" - these were working fine except for this problem.
Might it be something dreamed up as a nice little earner?

No, it's just you're clueless and someone sold you a duff
Scorpio.


plonked.

Just wondered why I didn't see Kyle's post, it must be I'd
already plonked him!

Alan


Ive got nearly 100 people on uk.local group kill phyled. He was no
1.

Now when I hit it, 100 messages come down and about one is left.


Hit what?

*wink*, *wink*

Eyes?

POOP-SHOOT.

I shot a ****, but I did not shoot the dung.


I'm not going to respond to this.


I'm glad you didn't. Otherwise I would've had to respond to your response.


Whew! That saves me a response, or two.
--
ah

ah November 2nd 06 12:41 AM

MOT fail ?
 
Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

The Natural Philosopher wrote:
Alan Holmes wrote:
"The Natural Philosopher" wrote in message
...
Phil Kyle wrote:
Harry Bloomfield verbally
sodomised in :
I wonder if anyone has ever heard of a vehicle failing its
first (or any) MOT on 'a dropped or drooping pair of headlight
filaments" - these were working fine except for this problem.
Might it be something dreamed up as a nice little earner?

No, it's just you're clueless and someone sold you a duff
Scorpio.


plonked.

Just wondered why I didn't see Kyle's post, it must be I'd already
plonked him!

Alan


Ive got nearly 100 people on uk.local group kill phyled. He was no
1.

Now when I hit it, 100 messages come down and about one is left.

You like photography, TNP?

Yes or no, don't squiggle, worm!

HE IS SOFT AND MILKY WHITE?!

Milky ways are on us!


Two, please.


I mean Milky bars, oops.


Those sure must be some runny bars..
--
ah

ah November 2nd 06 12:42 AM

MOT fail ?
 
Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Alan Holmes" verbally sodomised in
:


"The Natural Philosopher" wrote in message
...
Phil Kyle wrote:
Harry Bloomfield verbally
sodomised in :
I wonder if anyone has ever heard of a vehicle failing its
first (or any) MOT on 'a dropped or drooping pair of headlight
filaments" - these were working fine except for this problem.
Might it be something dreamed up as a nice little earner?


No, it's just you're clueless and someone sold you a duff
Scorpio.


plonked.

Just wondered why I didn't see Kyle's post, it must be I'd already
plonked him!

Alan




Plonking you for **** grammar.

An actionable offense.

Not to mention, an 'orrible occurrence.

OFFICER! ARREST THAT, ER, MAN!

I am a lady. Ha!


*titter*


I have them.


Breasts?
--
ah

ah November 2nd 06 12:42 AM

MOT fail ?
 
Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Liz Hall" verbally sodomised in
:

No but my neighbour takes his failures to the next garage until it
passes! Liz

"Phil Kyle" wrote in message
.. .
Harry Bloomfield verbally
sodomised in :

I wonder if anyone has ever heard of a vehicle failing its first
(or any) MOT on 'a dropped or drooping pair of headlight
filaments" - these were working fine except for this problem.
Might it be something dreamed up as a nice little earner?


No, it's just you're clueless and someone sold you a duff Scorpio.


--
Phil KyleT

T
h i
i s
s l
f i l
S o n o
i u e n
g r s g




Sounds reasonable.

Sounds seasonal.

Sounds tweezable


SOUNDS GEEZABLE.


Sounds feezable.


Sounds reasonable.
--
ah

Phil Kyle November 9th 06 05:12 PM

MOT fail ?
 
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
The Natural Philosopher verbally sodomised in
:

Alan Holmes wrote:
"The Natural Philosopher" wrote in message
...
Phil Kyle wrote:
Harry Bloomfield verbally
sodomised
in :
I wonder if anyone has ever heard of a vehicle failing its
first (or any) MOT on 'a dropped or drooping pair of
headlight filaments" - these were working fine except for
this problem. Might it be something dreamed up as a nice
little earner?

No, it's just you're clueless and someone sold you a duff
Scorpio.


plonked.

Just wondered why I didn't see Kyle's post, it must be I'd
already plonked him!

Alan


Ive got nearly 100 people on uk.local group kill phyled. He was
no 1.

Now when I hit it, 100 messages come down and about one is left.


Hit what?

*wink*, *wink*

Eyes?

POOP-SHOOT.

I shot a ****, but I did not shoot the dung.

I'm not going to respond to this.


I'm glad you didn't. Otherwise I would've had to respond to your
response.


Whew! That saves me a response, or two.


Maybe then I will win the stats!

--
Phil Kyle™

T
h i
i s
s l
f i l
S o n o
i u e n
g r s g

Phil Kyle November 9th 06 05:13 PM

MOT fail ?
 
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

The Natural Philosopher wrote:
Alan Holmes wrote:
"The Natural Philosopher" wrote in message
...
Phil Kyle wrote:
Harry Bloomfield verbally
sodomised in :
I wonder if anyone has ever heard of a vehicle failing its
first (or any) MOT on 'a dropped or drooping pair of
headlight filaments" - these were working fine except for
this problem. Might it be something dreamed up as a nice
little earner?

No, it's just you're clueless and someone sold you a duff
Scorpio.


plonked.

Just wondered why I didn't see Kyle's post, it must be I'd
already plonked him!

Alan


Ive got nearly 100 people on uk.local group kill phyled. He was
no 1.

Now when I hit it, 100 messages come down and about one is left.

You like photography, TNP?

Yes or no, don't squiggle, worm!

HE IS SOFT AND MILKY WHITE?!

Milky ways are on us!

Two, please.


I mean Milky bars, oops.


Those sure must be some runny bars..


Don't be silly, they don't have legs.

--
Phil Kyle™

T
h i
i s
s l
f i l
S o n o
i u e n
g r s g

Phil Kyle November 9th 06 05:13 PM

MOT fail ?
 
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Alan Holmes" verbally sodomised in
:


"The Natural Philosopher" wrote in message
...
Phil Kyle wrote:
Harry Bloomfield verbally
sodomised in :
I wonder if anyone has ever heard of a vehicle failing its
first (or any) MOT on 'a dropped or drooping pair of
headlight filaments" - these were working fine except for
this problem. Might it be something dreamed up as a nice
little earner?


No, it's just you're clueless and someone sold you a duff
Scorpio.


plonked.

Just wondered why I didn't see Kyle's post, it must be I'd
already plonked him!

Alan




Plonking you for **** grammar.

An actionable offense.

Not to mention, an 'orrible occurrence.

OFFICER! ARREST THAT, ER, MAN!

I am a lady. Ha!

*titter*


I have them.


Breasts?


No, but I know a man who does.

--
Phil Kyle™

T
h i
i s
s l
f i l
S o n o
i u e n
g r s g

Phil Kyle November 9th 06 05:14 PM

MOT fail ?
 
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Liz Hall" verbally sodomised in
:

No but my neighbour takes his failures to the next garage until it
passes! Liz

"Phil Kyle" wrote in message
.. .
Harry Bloomfield verbally
sodomised in :

I wonder if anyone has ever heard of a vehicle failing its first
(or any) MOT on 'a dropped or drooping pair of headlight
filaments" - these were working fine except for this problem.
Might it be something dreamed up as a nice little earner?


No, it's just you're clueless and someone sold you a duff
Scorpio.


--
Phil KyleT

T
h i
i s
s l
f i l
S o n o
i u e n
g r s g




Sounds reasonable.

Sounds seasonal.

Sounds tweezable

SOUNDS GEEZABLE.


Sounds feezable.


Sounds reasonable.


Sounds seasonable.


--
Phil Kyle™

T
h i
i s
s l
f i l
S o n o
i u e n
g r s g

ah November 11th 06 12:41 AM

MOT fail ?
 
Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
The Natural Philosopher verbally sodomised in
:

Alan Holmes wrote:
"The Natural Philosopher" wrote in message
...
Phil Kyle wrote:
Harry Bloomfield verbally
sodomised
in :
I wonder if anyone has ever heard of a vehicle failing its
first (or any) MOT on 'a dropped or drooping pair of
headlight filaments" - these were working fine except for
this problem. Might it be something dreamed up as a nice
little earner?

No, it's just you're clueless and someone sold you a duff
Scorpio.


plonked.

Just wondered why I didn't see Kyle's post, it must be I'd
already plonked him!

Alan


Ive got nearly 100 people on uk.local group kill phyled. He was
no 1.

Now when I hit it, 100 messages come down and about one is left.


Hit what?

*wink*, *wink*

Eyes?

POOP-SHOOT.

I shot a ****, but I did not shoot the dung.

I'm not going to respond to this.

I'm glad you didn't. Otherwise I would've had to respond to your
response.


Whew! That saves me a response, or two.


Maybe then I will win the stats!


What stats?
--
ah

ah November 11th 06 12:41 AM

MOT fail ?
 
Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Alan Holmes" verbally sodomised in
:


"The Natural Philosopher" wrote in message
...
Phil Kyle wrote:
Harry Bloomfield verbally
sodomised in :
I wonder if anyone has ever heard of a vehicle failing its
first (or any) MOT on 'a dropped or drooping pair of
headlight filaments" - these were working fine except for
this problem. Might it be something dreamed up as a nice
little earner?


No, it's just you're clueless and someone sold you a duff
Scorpio.


plonked.

Just wondered why I didn't see Kyle's post, it must be I'd
already plonked him!

Alan




Plonking you for **** grammar.

An actionable offense.

Not to mention, an 'orrible occurrence.

OFFICER! ARREST THAT, ER, MAN!

I am a lady. Ha!

*titter*

I have them.


Breasts?


No, but I know a man who does.


A "man"? Really?
--
ah


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