My name is Ann, I live in north-west Poland. Today we've got -24C
degrees!!!!!!!! (even -30 C in night)Six months ago I've lost my job
and I
have no money. I have to pay for heating about 100 pounds/month.
Asking for money is not easy for me, but
please, help me. If I won't pay, they'll cut off my electricity! There
is
about 10C degrees at my home, I need three sweaters and two pairs of
socks
for every night. Temperature outdoor is still going down.
I don't ask for more. Send me, please, 1 or 2 pounds through
Moneybooker
(it's an ideal and very secure international (British) payment method).
http://www.moneybookers.com
For a payment you have to know my e-mail:

For you it's small money, for me - it's a last chance for this winter.

It is not a joke, not spam.
Please, say friends about me. Thank you so, so much. Ann

littlematchesgirl wrote:
My name is Ann, I live in north-west Poland. Today we've got -24C
degrees!!!!!!!! (even -30 C in night)Six months ago I've lost my job
and I
have no money. I have to pay for heating about 100 pounds/month.
Asking for money is not easy for me, but
please, help me. If I won't pay, they'll cut off my electricity! There
is
about 10C degrees at my home, I need three sweaters and two pairs of
socks
for every night. Temperature outdoor is still going down.
I don't ask for more. Send me, please, 1 or 2 pounds through
Moneybooker
(it's an ideal and very secure international (British) payment
method). http://www.moneybookers.com
For a payment you have to know my e-mail:

For you it's small money, for me - it's a last chance for this winter.

It is not a joke, not spam.
Please, say friends about me. Thank you so, so much. Ann

Hmmm! how do pay for your internet?

--
Sir Benjamin Middlethwaite

littlematchesgirl wrote:
My name is Ann, I live in north-west Poland. Today we've got -24C
degrees!!!!!!!! (even -30 C in night)Six months ago I've lost my job
and I
have no money.

http://www.jobpilot.pl/

There 'ee go moi lovely.

Si

Mungo "Two Sheds" Toadfoot wrote:
littlematchesgirl wrote:
My name is Ann, I live in north-west Poland. Today we've got -24C
degrees!!!!!!!! (even -30 C in night)Six months ago I've lost my job
and I
have no money.

http://www.jobpilot.pl/

There 'ee go moi lovely.


P.S. You could ask in uk.rec.motorcycles too - they're a very helpful lot.
Very forthcoming with useful advice too.

Si

"littlematchesgirl" wrote in message
oups.com...
My name is Ann, I live in north-west Poland. Today we've got -24C
degrees!!!!!!!! (even -30 C in night)Six months ago I've lost my job
and I
have no money. I have to pay for heating about 100 pounds/month.
Asking for money is not easy for me, but
please, help me. If I won't pay, they'll cut off my electricity! There
is
about 10C degrees at my home, I need three sweaters and two pairs of
socks
for every night. Temperature outdoor is still going down.
I don't ask for more. Send me, please, 1 or 2 pounds through
Moneybooker
(it's an ideal and very secure international (British) payment method).
http://www.moneybookers.com
For a payment you have to know my e-mail:

For you it's small money, for me - it's a last chance for this winter.

It is not a joke, not spam.
Please, say friends about me. Thank you so, so much. Ann


10 degrees c, eh........ sheer luxury! When I were lad we 'ad nowt. We used
to 'ave to get up out of shoebox at twelve o'clock at night and lick road
clean wit' tongue. We had two bits of cold gravel, worked twenty-four hours
a day at mill for sixpence every four years, and when we got home our Dad
would slice us in two wit' bread knife.

On Fri, 20 Jan 2006 14:06:08 -0000, Paul-S8 wrote:

10 degrees c, eh........ sheer luxury!

Our bedroom has been at 13C for the last few weeks, down to 11C when
it was blowing and around 0C outside. Bit cool but not uncomfortable
and the bed is cosy. No frost on the inside of the windows, so it's
definately not cold yet. Interior frost was very frequent in the
winter when I were a lad, used to suck an old penny, stick it on the
frost to melt a spy hole.

--
Cheers
Dave. pam is missing e-mail

10 degrees c, eh........ sheer luxury! When I were lad we 'ad nowt. We used
to 'ave to get up out of shoebox at twelve o'clock at night and lick road
clean wit' tongue. We had two bits of cold gravel, worked twenty-four hours
a day at mill for sixpence every four years, and when we got home our Dad
would slice us in two wit' bread knife.

Aye, cuppa cold tea,
Without milk or sugar...
....or Tea.

Just brilliant.

wrote in message
ups.com...
10 degrees c, eh........ sheer luxury! When I were lad we 'ad nowt. We
used
to 'ave to get up out of shoebox at twelve o'clock at night and lick road
clean wit' tongue. We had two bits of cold gravel, worked twenty-four
hours
a day at mill for sixpence every four years, and when we got home our Dad
would slice us in two wit' bread knife.

Aye, cuppa cold tea,
Without milk or sugar...
...or Tea.

Just brilliant.


I bet you had mugs....

No frost on the inside of the windows, so it's
definately not cold yet. Interior frost was very frequent in the
winter when I were a lad, used to suck an old penny, stick it on the
frost to melt a spy hole.


Windows, eh? Some people........

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "littlematchesgirl"
saying something like:

I don't ask for more. Send me, please, 1 or 2 pounds through
Moneybooker
(it's an ideal and very secure international (British) payment method).
http://www.moneybookers.com
For a payment you have to know my e-mail:

For you it's small money, for me - it's a last chance for this winter.

It is not a joke, not spam.
Please, say friends about me. Thank you so, so much. Ann

How many newsgroups do you intend to beg from?

**** right off, or hawk your mutton.
--

Dave

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "Paul-S8"
saying something like:

Aye, cuppa cold tea,
Without milk or sugar...
...or Tea.

Just brilliant.


I bet you had mugs....

Sounds like he had water.

The lucky, lucky, lucky *******.
--

Dave

Grimly Curmudgeon wrote:

**** right off, or hawk your mutton.

A delightful turn of phrase you have there, Mr. Curmudgeon

Si

In message , "Mungo \"Two Sheds\"
Toadfoot" writes
Grimly Curmudgeon wrote:

**** right off, or hawk your mutton.

A delightful turn of phrase you have there, Mr. Curmudgeon

It was the subtlety that caught your eye wasn't it
--
geoff

Mr Fuxit wrote:
No frost on the inside of the windows, so it's
definately not cold yet. Interior frost was very frequent in the
winter when I were a lad, used to suck an old penny, stick it on the
frost to melt a spy hole.

Windows, eh? Some people........

Aye! Them rich people. Cha! If I could have had a penny in those days
I'd still have a tongue.

But at least I have heating on now. I am looking forward to the next
cold spell. Damned British Gas!!!

Why did a woman have a wooden baby:
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Because she married a Pole.

How come she also had a porcelain one?
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Because he was from Poeland.

Oh.. the funniest ones are the most humerous.

On Sat, 21 Jan 2006 17:44:45 GMT, raden wrote:

In message , "Mungo \"Two Sheds\"
Toadfoot" writes
Grimly Curmudgeon wrote:

**** right off, or hawk your mutton.

A delightful turn of phrase you have there, Mr. Curmudgeon

It was the subtlety that caught your eye wasn't it


Oh definitely.

Use of the word "right" adds a degree of sophistication to the coital
verb, while the sheer, base animal aspect of the avian/ovian genre
completes the pastiche.



--

..andy

raden wrote:
In message , "Mungo \"Two Sheds\"
Toadfoot" writes
Grimly Curmudgeon wrote:

**** right off, or hawk your mutton.

A delightful turn of phrase you have there, Mr. Curmudgeon

It was the subtlety that caught your eye wasn't it

It's certainly a memorable little line, and made me laugh almost as much as
one I heard on Two Pints last night. Janet (ho yum yum, yes please) told
Johnny that since the birth of their baby she had "a chuff like a wizard's
sleeve".

Si