There was old guy in Virginia, shot up a public area of
some kind. Maybe a visitor center? Had nothing to lose,
being elderly. I think we now have a new societal class.
Good men, near to the end of life, with not a lot to lose.
Him, and a bunch of other Medical Militia (Pill Brigade,
Catheter Squad, Private Oxygen reporting (gasp, wheeze),
sir!) may be the ones who spark the Second American
Revolution.

Put on your trifocals, fresh coating of Poli Grip to hold
your teeth during the gun recoil. Strap on a pistol on one
side, and a fresh catheter bag on the other side. Lock and
load up your seven day, three times a day pill box. Two
deep hits off the inhaler, and put fresh lithium Dollar Tree
batteries (not cheap carbon zincs) in your pace maker. Fill
your canteen with Liquid Geritol. Field strip, clean, and
re-oil your walker. Fresh batteries in your hearing aid, and
turn to 1610 AM for marching orders, from Lawrence
Welk, who will tell you that you're doing wunnerful,
wunnerful. Go to the Armory, and ask what you're here
after. Ready, soldier? Now, take a nap, and pick this
all up in an hour or so.

Christopher A. Young
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