On Mon, 15 Nov 2010 21:35:49 +0000, Ian Bell
wrote:

Robert Baer wrote:
Nial Stewart wrote:
Must have been Polish (NOT Irish).

? Eh


Nial (from Belfast)

Typical Polish joke..
Two Polish carpenters were nailing up the side of a house, and one of
them was throwing away about half of the nails.
The other asked why, and was told "the heads are on the wrong end".
So he said "you dummy, those are for the other side!".

Electronic Engineers (Poli9sh) Joke:

A plane full of poles was approaching the Heathrow airport when the pilot
announced that the Houses of Parliament could be seen out of the right hand windows.

Of course the plane became unstable and crashed when they all rushed over to
look because there were two many poles on the right hand side of the plane.

Cheers

Ian

I think that may have originally been "... too many poles on the right
half plane."