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O.T. Palin Declares War on Death Panels
April 1, 10:44 AM EDT
Initiative to Kill Death Panels Announced at Macabre-themed Palin-McCain Rally By PILAR SLOOF Associated Press Writer DEATH VALLEY (AP) -- At an early morning rally in Death Valley, California, Sarah Palin and U.S. Senator John McCain (R, AZ) fired their latest salvos against death panels. Joining the headliners and a large media contingent was an enthusiastic crowd of about 200 which arrived at the dusty site in a fleet of short yellow buses. Mrs Palin took the podium first, and used most of her time to lecture the animated crowd about the ills of government and how it needed to be "put down." She also thanked McCain for her appointment as Deputy Senator, and warned that "liberals need to get out of Dodge cus there's a new sheriff in town." Channeling Ronald Reagan in his later days, she wrapped up her address by declaring "no government is yer best government." Her comments were frequently interrupted by substantial applause and cheering. Supporters waved signs with colorful alliterations such as: "More Money for Medicare, None for Hitler", and, "Soshilism: NO!, Soshil Security: HEEEELL YES!!!!" Following an introduction lauding him as "the biggest rogue of them all," Senator McCain began his speech by thanking the crowd for their support on such an appropriate date. Response to his remarks was less than enthusiastic however. Typical of the crowd's reaction was an elderly attendee overheard complaining "why doesn't Sarah leave pappy at home in Alaska to take care of the grand kids?" The senator, having recently pledged to do no legislating for the balance of the year, announced that he is suspending his strike and returning to Washington immediately in order to spearhead the effort to "save America from the Hayworth-Obama death panels." But when he paused for anticipated applause, the crowd remained motionless and quiet. Taking advantage of the lull, Mrs Palin edged him aside and resumed control. "Y'all know that John McCain is a war hero that won't apologize fer bein an American, and some of ya even know that he was a good friend of Colonel Custerd," she screeched, "but what I'm here to tell ya is that he's gonna do to death panels what we did to the Democrats last November." The crowd went wild, with only a few bewildered looks betraying any curiosity about the misstatements or what year this might be. McCain, in keeping with the theme of the rally, appeared to be wearing funereal makeup, as well as a death grimace that he maintained whenever Palin had the microphone. Perhaps eager to escape before any booing could begin, McCain shambled aboard a supporter's remarkably shaggy flatbed truck, which soon rumbled off trailing a cloud of dust and blue smoke. Shortly thereafter Palin's security personnel cleared a path for her entourage to a waiting line of limousines. A crush of reporters, who appeared to outnumber spectators, shouted dozens of questions, mostly about potential reality shows and running mates. The sole response was received by a fellow who'd thought to distinguish himself by wearing a moose-antler cap. He wanted to know which specific passage in the recent healthcare legislation authorized any death panels. "Um, all of it, any of it that is put in front of me," replied Palin as she disappeared behind a rapidly closing tinted window. After the departure of the limousines, which left two parallel tracks of flattened tea bags, the crowd broke up into smaller groups. One gaggle attracted most of the media's attention owing to some pushing and shoving. The ruckus was swiftly quelled by a security guard who declared that the victor was the frail octogenarian who'd been insisting that Bristol Palin's husband was indeed named Wrangler, and not Tracfone. The somewhat younger pot-bellied opponent appeared chastened, yet satisfied at having been involved in the most exciting event of the rally. With most of the attendees having nothing better to do for the balance of the morning, they resumed chanting "death to the Dee Pees!" Apparently they've learned little from their previous faux pas of saddling themselves with the unfortunate moniker of "teabaggers." Mrs. Palin is widely expected to announce her candidacy for president later this year when she appears as the premiere guest on FOX's revival of "Fernwood 2Nite", starring Conan O'Brien and former senator John McCain. ___ |
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