George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.
While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil
tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call Russia and
talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the devil informs him that the
cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she was
finished the devil informs her that cost is 6 million dollars, so Queen
Elizabeth writes him a check. Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks
for 4 hours. When he was finished the devil informed him that there would be
no charge for the call and feel free to call the USA anytime.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to
call the USA free. The devil replied, ¨Since Obama became president of the
USA , the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news...uckles_to_self

"George W. Bush Chuckles To Self Upon Thinking About How He Was President Of
The United States For Almost A Decade"


exerpts.


"Huh," uttered the amused former world leader, reflecting upon how for eight
years he controlled the executive branch of the most powerful nation on
earth, executed its federal laws, and acted as commander in chief of its 1.4
million active-duty troops. "President."
"Man, oh, man," Bush added. "Ha!"

"I was president," murmured Bush, his mind returning again and again to the
thought of "eight years" as he emitted a series of short, guttural laughs
that reportedly grew in volume the longer he lingered on his time in office.
"That was what I did for a living. Me. George W. Bush. For almost a decade."

"I did that," Bush added. "As my job."