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On Sat, 04 Jul 2009 03:36:34 -0700, the infamous Gunner Asch
scrawled the following:

--bit 'o snippage--
The Southern lady responded, "Well for example, instead of saying "Who
gives a ****?"
I learned to say, "Well, isn't that precious!"

Four score and seven years ago, a traveling salesman's car broke down
on a cold rainy night in the South. He walked up to the nearest
mansion and was received by the Southern Colonel. The Colonel said
that the phones were out so he offered the salesman a hot meal and let
him spend the night in one of the mansion's empty guest rooms.

In the middle of the night, the salesman got hungry so he went to the
kitchen to grab a snack. He met the Colonel's lovely young daughter
there, also down for a midnight snack, and they immediately fell into
lust.

As he was taking her right there on the kitchen floor, the Colonel
came down the stairs for a snack of his own and saw them. He instantly
screamed out "Daughter, where are your Southern manners? Arch your
back and get that poor man's balls off the cold linoleum!"

--
Only the curious will learn and only the resolute overcome
the obstacles to learning. The quest quotient has always
excited me more than the intelligence quotient.
-- Eugene S. Wilson