[
There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking his beer, minding his own
business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in and -- WHACK!! --
knocks him off the bar stool and onto the floor.

The big dude says, "That was a karate chop from Korea."

The little guy thinks "GEEZ," but he gets back up on the stool and starts
drinking again when all of a sudden -- WHACK!! -- the big dude knocks him down
AGAIN.

This time he says, "That was a judo chop from Japan."

So the little guy has had enough of this... He gets up, brushes himself off and
quietly leaves. The little guy is gone for an hour or so when he returns.

Without saying a word, he walks up behind the big dude and -- WHAM!!!" -- knocks
the big dude off his stool, knocking him out cold!!! The little guy looks at the
bartender and says, "When he gets up, tell him that's a crowbar from Sears.
]

Cliff wrote:

[
There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking his beer, minding his own
business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in and -- WHACK!! --
knocks him off the bar stool and onto the floor.

The big dude says, "That was a karate chop from Korea."

The little guy thinks "GEEZ," but he gets back up on the stool and starts
drinking again when all of a sudden -- WHACK!! -- the big dude knocks him down
AGAIN.

This time he says, "That was a judo chop from Japan."

So the little guy has had enough of this... He gets up, brushes himself off and
quietly leaves. The little guy is gone for an hour or so when he returns.

Without saying a word, he walks up behind the big dude and -- WHAM!!!" -- knocks
the big dude off his stool, knocking him out cold!!! The little guy looks at the
bartender and says, "When he gets up, tell him that's a crowbar from Sears.

Old as the hills. The punchline when I was in
high school was "tire iron, 56 Chevy"

Jim Stewart wrote:

[...]

that's a crowbar from Sears.

Old as the hills. The punchline when I was in high school was "tire iron,
56 Chevy"

How about this one...

Big ol' biker and a pasty businessman sitting in a bar together chatting
about things. Businessman asks the biker what he would do if he knew the
world was coming to an end in 30 minutes. The burly biker thinks for a
moment and answers...

"I'd **** anything that moved... what about you?"

The businessman contemplates this for a second and replies...

"Remain perfectly still."